Random Photos Part Two

Lindsay Lohan said her stage debut could have gone worse. Umm, ok.

Lourdes Leon spends some quality time with her dad in NYC.

Michelle Monaghan at the San Diego Film Festival.

Mary Louise Parker looks amazing at the opening of a new play that

also managed to get Jacyln Smith out of her house.

It stars Rose Byrne and James Earl Jones.

Mickey Rourke canoodles with his hairstylist. I always thought Mickey did that monstrosity himself, but he apparently pays to look that bad.

No Doubt together again. For a photo op at least.

Camila Alves - No Sex Or Working Out For 40 Days - Misses Working Out

Well I guess we can all assume that Matthew McConaughey sucks in bed. His girlfriend Camila Alves gave an interview to StyleList to talk about her new gig as the host of Shear Genius. I am not exactly sure how being a bartender qualifies you to be the host of Shear Genius, but, it isn't like I am going to complain about staring at her on the screen for an hour a week either. At least Jaclyn Smith was always known for her hair and had that hair product back in the day and did hair commercials. Anyway, back to the interview. Oh, wait. First did you see that Camila's mom is ticked off because Camila doesn't have a written financial agreement with Matthew. Camila's mom thinks Camila is going to get screwed. Mom is probably right.

OK, so in the interview, Camila says that after the birth of a baby your body should take 40 days off. "For these 40 days you really take it easy. By that I mean no sex, light, healthy food, no trips to the gym. Then, after 40 days, you are good to go. I confess, I am getting a little anxious to workout. I miss it." I don't care who you are, when someone says they miss working out more than having sex with you, that hurts the pride. Do you suppose to get through the 40 days Matthew is spending some alone time looking at posters of Lance Armstrong and remembering when the two of them would ride with Jake Gyllenhaal. Well, the baby was born January 3rd, and today is the 29th, so two more weeks to go Matthew.

Jaclyn Smith Is Not Dead Or Injured

Yesterday afternoon I started getting e-mails from readers asking about Jacyln Smith and her attempted suicide. Huh? Well I looked around and saw a report written by that Spanish Sheraton guy that Jaclyn had attempted suicide and was in critical condition in Honduras. There were allegedly multiple sources attesting to this fact. None of it was true. Jacyln was actually in Los Angeles and perfectly alive. She had not fired a gun to her head and probably still looked as gorgeous as ever.

Then there were reports that Jacyln's stunt double from Charlie's Angels was the one who attempted suicide. Well, now it looks like her stunt double was injured, but it doesn't look like a suicide attempt but rather an accidental shooting when she was cleaning a gun.