Showing posts with label James Morrisson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label James Morrisson. Show all posts

Monday, May 07, 2007

2007 TV Week Logie Awards - aka A Reason To Show The Suit Andrew G Is Wearing

It actually looks like the suit and ties are made from the same material. Some type of rubber perhaps or soft pleather. I don't think it's real leather.

Reasons for wearing this suit:

1. I'm guessing Noa's here in LA right now for you to get away with wearing that suit.
2. Trying to make sure I'll offer him $1000 if he gets married in that suit. Bet.
3. You're still drinking aren't you?
4. Jim told you it looked good didn't he?
5. Ryan Seacrest has one just like it.
6. It's for charity.
7. You knew that no matter what you would look better than Avril Lavigne.
You know how pictures can get burned into a television after awhile. I think her eye makeup is the same. I don't think she even bothers to try and take it off anymore. She just rubs more and more in each day.
She looks exactly like her mom and dad. It's like a 50/50 split.

I just really like James Morrison's shirt. You know how tough it must be to be a singer named Jim Morrision?

Thursday, February 15, 2007

So you think your Valentine's Day sucked?

How would you like to be the girlfriend of British musician James Morrison. See, James had an awards show to go to last night. He went, and won for Best Breakthrough Act at the MasterCard Brit Awards. ( I wish we just came out and sold our naming rights like that. I can see something like the Bank of America Academy Awards. That would of course be superior to the Budweiser Academy Awards, or the Boone's Farm Academy Awards) I am sure his girlfriend would have loved to have attended. There was only one teensy problem. See, Joss Stone was in attendance and James has a thing for Joss and so wanted to leave the girlfriend home. It is tough, but not impossible to hit on someone while your girlfriend is watching, and is in rather bad form to do so on the night reserved for lovers. So, she watched him win on television and hit on Joss while sucking down the box of chocolates he gave her before going off to the show. Notice Joss in the background when James is accepting his award. She seems pretty happy for him doesn't she?

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