Hey Guess What? You're A Dad

Jeffrey Dean Morgan: (3am St. Patrick's Day Night) - Sherrie it's Jeffrey. It's been a long time.
Sherrie Rose: Why are you calling at 3am?
Jeffrey Dean Morgan: I was out getting drunk tonight and I thought about you and the good times we had. I missed you.
Sherrie Rose:It's been five years since we spoke, why are you calling tonight?
Jeffrey Dean Morgan: Well I want to see you tonight. I've been missing you. Are you busy?
Sherrie Rose: As a matter of fact, I need to stay home. It's late.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan: Boyfriend?
Sherrie Rose:No. Your four year old son.

And that is how I imagine Jeffrey Dean Morgan found out about his four year old son last week. Considering the entire thing came out of the blue, I could see the entire booty call scenario happening. Either that or they ran into each other at a party. I know there is the theory that she needed money and so she finally called and told him about his son, but I prefer the first two. So, why didn't she tell him previous to this? You can say it was because Jeffrey was not always the nicest person in the world. Or you can say it was because they both got involved in serious relationships right after the couple broke up and so it was a bad time. I think that as time goes by, having that you are the father conversation becomes more and more difficult because the excuses become more lame and everything is proceeding smoothly without the dad. That's my theory anyway, which is why I think this discovery probably happened by accident.

Random Photos Part One

Twice a year I post American Idol photos. When they announce the Top12, or in this case 13, and then when there is a winner. Here are your Top 13 Finalists.
I think Demi probably gave Ashton the scarf and made him wear it because I can't think of another good reason.
I don't think people give enough credit to Anil Kapoor for his performance in Slumdog. The guy was so good playing a douchebag.
Let me know when I can pick up the phone and get the top two or three people in government to see me. I understand it is a photo-op for the politicians, but how come Brad Pitt gets to personally pitch his projects, and the rest of us get form e-mails back in return? Is he better than us? Are his projects more important?
The media waiting for Chris Brown yesterday to arrive at court.
Carla Bruni Sarkozy needs to teach this move to Katie Holmes. It must lower her by a good foot.
See the blue on the cast? That is dye to test for cocaine. The entire cast is cocaine. This 66 year old guy was stopped trying to enter Spain with his coke cast and also 6 beer cans filled with coke. He tried to smuggle in 11 pounds. The cast itself was 2 pounds of coke.
Yeah, I'm going to have to disagree with Diane Keaton here. I would give a thumbs down to the dude's pants.
The guy behind Eva Longoria also seems to think she got some new breasts.
Elle Macpherson looks gorgeous here.
But Elle was dressed up. Halle Berry is coming out of Petco and she looks like this. Damn she is attractive.
I think Jake and Patrick Dempsey should race against each other. We could call it the Tour De Jackass.
Juliette Lewis lives in her own world, and I really don't want to visit.
Just because, well hell, I really don't have a reason. Sometimes people just show up and so I put them in the photos.
A first time appearance for John Ruth Brotherton.
Kelly Clarkson - Vienna
This is about as good as I have seen Kara DioGuardi look. Does she look this good on the show because I may have to start watching.
Speaking of American Idol, Mandisa lost 75 pounds with no surgery. People Magazine provided the photo and interviewed her.
The CDAN Award Winner for most beautiful actress is Monica Bellucci. I think it is almost time for her to defend her crown.
The one and only Marianne Faithful.
Milla Jovovich and her son apparently panhandling in Paris.
If you mention my blind items on your radio show each day and then get the 2009 American Women in Radio & Television Gracie Allen Award, then you get to be in the photos. The lovely woman on the front row is Ramona Holloway who was the recipient. Congratulations Ramona.
Natalie Portman actually looks cute here, and is that a smile I see?
Nia Vardalos and Angie Harmon win the random photo of the day award.
Powderfinger - Brisbane
Yes, I found one for all of you. A Patrick Wilson/Jeffrey Dean Morgan sandwich photo. There seems to be just a tiny bit of room for you to squeeze in between them.
"Is that you Camilla?"
The lovely Queen Noor.
Seth MacFarlane at the American Idol event. Wasn't expecting that one, but ok.
Sarah Michelle Gellar alone as usual.
Friends with benefits or just friends?
U2 - New York
I will say this for Victoria Beckham. She is not afraid to take a chance and look hideous.