Does anyone remember the name Jenna Morasca? Yeah, me either and I actually watched the entire season of Survivor Amazon where she won. Well instead of fading into obscurity and enjoying her $1M for winning the show. Well $600K after taxes, she decided that she wanted to be in the public eye again. Apparently being at the grand openings of Sav-Mart doesn't pay what it used to. Is there even a store called that? Probably. Anyway, Jenna has decided to enter the world of professional wrestling. Not that she will actually do any wrestling at first. Instead she will just be there to look pretty and make a name for herself. Then, when she learns how to wrestle the plan is for her to start competing in TNA Wrestling. I don't watch wrestling. I know, I know. I seem like the kind of guy who would sit at home and watch nothing but Pay-Per-View wrestling, but I'm not.
I'm guessing that TNA has some kind of fancy name that I'm too lazy to look up, but my first reaction upon seeing the name and seeing the promo photo of Jenna they released was that TNA probably stood for the chest and rear portions of a female anatomy. Am I wrong? Wasn't Jenna dating Ethan or something? Are they still together? Obviously my Survivor trivia knowledge is lacking. Either that or it is just so down on the priority list behind who is sleeping with whom on The Hills that my brain just can't take anymore.
What I think they should do is get the other Jenna to come back also. You know? The one with the kids who made the porno in Vegas on her honeymoon and then got divorced like a week later. Oh, or they could get Elisabeth Hasselback to sign up and then she and Rosie O'Donnell could have a cage match. Do they still have those? Who else? Oh, Jerri Manthey would be perfect. She actually seems like this would be something she could do since that whole acting thing hasn't really taken off like she thought it would.
Speaking of Miss USA. Here she is. The first Arab-American to win the title.
Nicole Eggert shows off her post Celebrity Fit Club self.
New Kids On The Block prior to their annual cruise.
Randomness of the day. Oliver Stone and Pharrell Williams.
Pamela Anderson meets one of her fans. Potential future husband?
A first time appearance I think for Paul Wesley.
Salma Hayek and her husband Francois Pinault.
A big drink for Snooki means a punch in the face for some girl. You would think maybe she would stop drinking at this point.
Heroes & Villains. Let's see. Jerri, Sandra, Parvati & Russell.
Also there was Colby and
Rob and
Rupert.
The Hoof, his same jeans and his daughters.
