The Situation Makes Bail After Tax Evasion Arrest

After being arrested yesterday on charges that he failed to pay taxes on almost $9M in income and filed false returns with the IRS, The Situation made $250K bail along with his brother. I guess someone was willing to post a bond for them because they probably don't have any cash or collateral to do it themselves. As Lauryn Hill and Richard Hatch discovered, the IRS will send you to jail for not paying taxes. They especially dislike when it is a large amount and when you fail to file any return as The Situation chose to do more than once.

I know the first thing I thought of when he got arrested was if he made $9M then Snooki and Jwoww must be bathing in gold coins and Moet. It also sounds like The Situation blew most of his on stupid things and then tried to claim those stupid things as business expenses. He also managed to get paid cash without reporting it as income and used a variety of strategies to save taxes that probably would have worked if he had not become greedy with his brother and also actually told their accountants that they were paying personal expenses with corporate money.

Even more crazy than him making $9M is that The New York Times and Forbes wrote a couple of thousand words about the indictment and what it says for tax deductions moving forward.

The Situation Is Ordered To Anger Management

The Situation got sentenced by a judge yesterday to Anger Management. Hoping that it was a sequel to the Adam Sandler movie or at least a guest spot on Charlie Sheen's mess of a show, he will probably be shocked to learn that the judge meant classes and that he needs to attend and then report back to court in three months. The Situation was in court facing assault charges after he got into a fight with his brother at their failing tanning salon. The charge would not be erased completely if he completes the classes but would be downgraded to basically a ticket for a noise violation. The arrest happened on July 15th and he had been on $500 bail. The Situation is just probably happy the judge ordered him back so he can get another day of some press coverage to try and revive a career that has no future.

The Situation Gets A Shiner From His Brother

I hope that reality show starts paying off for The Situation because money is tight and things really got bad yesterday when The Situation got into a fight at the tanning salon they own. The business has been struggling to the point that employees are not being paid and the brothers started arguing over who was at fault and the next thing you know, punches were thrown and The Situation ended up with a black eye and a busted hand. Despite his injuries, it was only The Situation who was arrested and charged with simple assault. His bail was set at $500 which he managed to post.

Jwowww Is Pregnant

In a world without Jersey Shore I could see Jwoww getting pregnant. She would be working the 8 to 2 shift at her local strip club in between pregnancies and probably be on her third or fourth marriage and promising herself that the next time she made $2500 bucks in a night from dancing she wouldn't spend it on stripper boots and hairspray but would really put some away for her future. With jersey Shore life is a whole lot different for Jwowww. She has been on television for about a half a decade now which far exceeds the shelf life of most reality stars, especially those on MTV that are not in challenge competitions for their entire life.

Jwoww and Snooki have been fighting a lot lately. A third season of their joint show was going to be difficult. I think each wants their own show and Jwowww figured out how to do it. She got pregnant and announced it to the world on Twitter yesterday with a photo of the ultrasound and a plea for people to start sending her sequined onesies. But classy ones.

Pauly D Says Baby Mama Is Unfit Mother Because She Once Worked At Hooters - Two Kids By 25

Apparently Pauly D lives in some world where women should confine all of their employment to church offices or at some establishment that is closed on Sundays and requires its employees to wear long pants and shirts otherwise they are wh**es. In addition, women are not allowed to have children until the age of 30 and only then must be married before they have children and are only allowed to have more once they have reached 35.

Meanwhile, it is perfectly fine for men to do whatever they want to whomever they want as many times as possible and then send the women on their way to keep on being sinners.

Pauly D has filed court documents in a custody fight with a woman he got pregnant because he was not wearing protection during a one night stand in Vegas. In those documents Pauly says the woman is an unfit mother because she once worked at Hooters and because she has two kids by the age of 25. On the other hand it's fine that for the "dad" to perform at strip clubs, be on one of the worst shows for kids to watch and treat women like pieces of meat and that makes him a great dad. Oh, and have one night stands with women before the age of 25.

Pauly has not seen the child since the child was born in May. Too busy going to Hooters.

Snooki Hates The Situation - Won't Do Reunion

If there is a Jersey Shore reunion, Snooki will skip it if The Situation is invited or asked to participate. She says that she hasn't spoken to him in almost two years and shudders at the thought of him near her. I think that's how lots of people feel about the guy. How would you like to be one of the many women recorded who had sex with the guy and your 30 seconds of sex followed by a cab ride home there for all future generations to see. I wonder how proud those women are now that they had sex with the guy. Of course Snooki is one of those people so that should give you a clue to how the women feel.

Snooki might change her mind in another year or two. She is just about at the end of the road with what she can do. Her show with Jwoww has just about run its course and even they can't stand to be next to each other too much any longer. Jwoww has promised to show up at DWTS if Snooki makes it through the first five episodes but isn't going out of her way to come any sooner.

What is someone like Snooki going to do in the future? A money paying gig even if it means reuniting with The Situation might be just what she has to do to make a buck.

The Situation Says Dancing With The Stars Injury Got Him Hooked On Pills

Apparently The Situation is still alive. Appearing at grand openings of pizza places and car washes on the east coast doesn't really get you noticed very much. One way to change that is to start trying to talk to news organizations and dropping what you think are juicy stories and hopefully someone will notice and either give you a book deal or you can get your own show or Snooki and Jwoww will let you come on their show or you can be the fluffer on the next Rock Of Love.

Mike told the AP that he got hooked on pills after he suffered an injury on Dancing With The Stars and later when he ran out of the pills he knew he was addicted because he went through withdrawals. I love how he is using the only addicted to pills thing. If he isn't going to be honest with himself or others then why should we bother listening to him. That wasn't all that he was addicted to and until he admits that no publisher is going to want his story. Who really cares about him anyway is what they will ask because no one does. he is a true fifteen minutes of fame guy who is trying to keep hold of being known and remembered as long as possible.

Jersey Shore Residents Don't Want Snooki And Jwoww - Snooki Tells Them To F**k Off

When the news broke that Snooki and Jwoww were going to try and film their upcoming season on the Jersey Shore, the residents of Pelican Island said no. They also kept saying no. They did not want their town to be forever associated with the show and have even hired a team of attorneys to keep production out of their town. The producers of the show, mindful of what happened last time, tried to get into a house and move in all the equipment without letting any residents know. Just too many trucks and people though and now there is a fight.

The town wants it to be made clear that if Snooki and Jwoww come for vacation, they are both welcome with open arms. If they come to film, they should just stay home. Snooki, is trying to make it seem like she is just coming for vacation, which is a lie. She then said it was to help rebuild after Hurricane Sandy which is also a lie. She then told the town to get over themselves and to f**k off. That should win over residents.