Showing posts with label Jesse James. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jesse James. Show all posts

Monday, June 03, 2013

Jesse James' Daughter Spent April In Rehab

After learning that Radar had video of his teenage daughter, Chandler James doing crystal meth, Jesse admitted his daughter had been using drugs including meth and that spray you use on computers and had spent the month of April in rehab when he had first learned of her partying. It seems like from the Radar story that all of Austin knew Chandler loved to party and do drugs so it is kind of shocking that Jesse didn't do anything about it until April. I wonder if he knew or didn't know or was totally focused on marrying that rich wife of his that he just didn't want anything to rock that boat.

Monday, March 25, 2013

Jesse James Gets Married Again

Well, it has now been one full day since Jesse James got married and there have been no reports of him cheating on his new bride yet. I'm not sure what line of crap Jesse told his new wife Alexis DeJoria to convince her to walk down the aisle, but he must be really tired from shoveling so hard. He cheats constantly. He has a crazy porn star ex-wife and Jesse enjoys anything Nazi related. He is a keeper. Alexis is a bazillionaire though so maybe Jesse can keep himself relatively well behaved. This is his fourth marriage.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Jesse James Is Getting Married Again

I was going to make a joke in the headline about Sandra Bullock not being invited, but you know what, after everything they went through together and her public humiliation, I think Sandra would probably go if she was invited. She has a sense of humor and is best friends with George Lopez even though he cheated on his loving kidney donating wife with hookers so maybe Sandra would go if invited. Jesse is supposed to be marrying Alexis DeJoria at the end of this month. Alexis is filthy stinking rich so the wedding will probably be nice. She is the daughter of billionaire John Paul Dejoria aka Paul Mitchell hair care products. This would be Jesse's fourth marriage and 36th engagement. The invitation says Nazi formal wear is expected.

Monday, December 24, 2012

Jesse James Supports The NRA

I'm pretty sure that Jesse James is the only celebrity who is publicly supporting the NRA. It is not like he is not used to controversy so might as well get in the middle of this one too. He wrote on his Facebook page this weekend and said, "Since the 1980's California has led the nation with the strictest gun control laws. In the middle of this state I have seen more dead bodies than I can count... On a weekly basis Cop friends would always check in to make sure I was carying (sic) a gun at all times. They would want to see it to make sure. They would tell me "You better be packing." For the last 20 years living in California I could never let my guard down, not even for a minute. This is what living in a state with strict gun control was like." So, Jesse moved to Texas where they don't really have any gun control laws and he says he feels more safe than he ever has and he probably also likes knowing he can have sex with as many people as he wants without paps photographing him and can wear his Nazi outfits and give all the salutes he wants without anyone being any wiser.

Monday, April 09, 2012

Jesse James Wants You To Forgive Him


Jesse James gave an interview to omg, and he wants you to know that he has suffered more than anyone should have to suffer for what he calls, "basically infidelity." I don't know if he was going to say basic infidelity like there is more than one level. You have your basic and then your advanced and then experts which is only for people like Tiger Woods. He could also have been saying that it is just infidelity so why should he have to suffer so long. He says that people want him "sainted one minute and strung up the next." When has anyone discussed making him a saint? I think this is a guy who hates that he is not popular anymore and that he is having a harder time getting women to have sex with him and wants a show on television and if you don't forgive him he is going to get mad. He is like a little kid. He says that everyone should be happy he did not lie about it and that we owe it to him for that.

"I stood up like a man and admitted my wrongs and what I did and all that did is make every s**t tabloid everywhere across the world come after me even harder. I'm strong. I can take it. Everybody can take cheap shots and say I'm a horrible dad, and that I'm a Nazi, and all this other bs. Give me all you got. Because you know what? I know inside what kind of a person I am. I know I'm an awesome dad. I'm devoted to my work. And I work hard to take care of my family."

Then why do we have to know it. If you are a great dad then be a great dad, don't look to us for your validation.

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Jesse James Trashes Sandra Bullock - Blames Her For More Stuff


Jesse James was on American Chopper last night and spent the majority of the show complaining about the Teutels and his disdain for their products which he basically called crap, but he did find time to take a dig or two at Sandra Bullock too. He also thinks he is a big shot. Nice ego there cheater.

"I became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn't talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad."

I assume Hollywood actress means Sandra Bullock. If he was referring to his first wife he would probably say my porn wife actress. Right?


Monday, September 26, 2011

Jesse James Cheats On Kat Von D - Again - Does Jesse Have An STD?


Jesse James loves cheating. It is his favorite thing to do. Kat Von D is discovering this and the couple split up again until Kat Von D forgives him again which she will do.


If you go over to Cheaterville, there is a lovely post that someone left on the site which says that Jesse told this woman he and Kat had split which is why it was ok for them to be together. The woman who posted also says that she left her husband to be with Jesse so this makes it a win win for everyone. Oh, and the woman says that Jesse left her something which does not go away. STD?

For her part, Kat went on her Facebook and apologized for all the back and forth confusion to her fans. She says she is not in a relationship right now. I think she takes him back.


Friday, August 19, 2011

Kat Von D And Jesse James Having Ex Sex


On the day TLC showed mercy to the world by canceling Kat Von D's show LA Ink, it was also announced that Kat and Jesse James were engaged again. I don't really believe they are engaged again. I think that Jesse was having a hard time finding an Aryan in Texas to have sex with so called up Kat and the only way she would let him have sex with her is if he said they were engaged again. I think as soon as Jesse finds his Eva Braun, then Kat will be sent packing again. It is obvious that she is way more in love with him than he is with her. That is always a recipe for disaster, because the one person usually will do anything to save the relationship and that is not an equal thing which relationships need to be. Jesse is just using her like he uses everyone in his life because he is a selfish prick.


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