Random Photos Part Two

Jessica Alba is back from Paris and Honor seems pretty happy to see her.
Jaime Pressly has that just come back from vacation look.
I did not recognize Ke$ha at all.
Katherine Heigl was going to give money and then realized she will be lucky to ever get cast in anything again and should hold on to her money.
What's worse? Hulk Hogan sex tape or Kathy Hilton going out braless and see through.
Lana Del Rey sells her soul to Versace for a few bucks.
This is Michael Hebranko. He used to weight 1,120 pounds.
Then he lost all the weight and now
he is back close to 600 pounds. He has gained and lost 4,000 pounds in his life.

Guess What? What? Kathy Hilton Thinks She And Her Family Are Better Than Us.

Kathy Hilton did an extensive interview with The Daily Mail and of course even though she was there to plug her new skincare line, she spent most of the time talking about Paris. At one point during the interview she was talking about Paris' jail sentence and had this to say, "It's true that life's been comfortable for Paris and jail was probably tougher on her than it would be on, let's say, an everyday person."

An everyday person? Who the f**k is an everyday person? Do you think that all people who weren't born with a silver spoon in our mouths are used to jail or something? Are we all just really criminals because we have no breeding. You can't be f**king serious. What kind of life did you lead where you think there are two different kinds of people? Do you really believe you are better than everyone else and then wonder why your kids turned out the way they did?

What kind of example were you setting or are you continuing to set for your kids? I can just see you judging each and every person with your holier than thou look. Yeah, well not too many of my friends have been down on their hands and knees in a nightclub looking for any coke that has spilled to the floor so they can hoover it up. Did you tell your kids about that experience? While you were out, was it ok to go ahead and f**k an everyday person in the coat check, and then go home and feel naughty that you did it with someone, who's parents, gasp, worked for a living? Maybe it should have been you spending 45 days in prison, but then I would have had to see and your happy ass talking to Barbara Walters in some five part jailhouse interview about how it nearly ruined your life.

F**k you Kathy Hilton and your elitist, I'm better than everyone else attitude. Get a f**king clue about what life is really like.

Mama And Papa Hilton Love Coke Too

Randy Jones, who is the cowboy from the original Village People was sharing some stories to the NY Daily News the other day and talked about how one time he and the Hilton parents were sitting at a table doing some crack, when the last rock fell off the table and down to the floor. The Hilton parents just stepped on the rock, got down on their hands and knees and snorted that coke right off the floor. Now, Randy didn't say how they were paying for their coke, or if one or both of them were being done up the butt to pay for it, but Paris had to learn it from somewhere right?

I do love the idea of picturing the Hilton parents telling their kids this story. "Yes, mom and I just fought over that coke like it was the last coke on earth. Good times. Now, none of you should do drugs. They are bad." Now, the Hiltons said they didn't live in NY at the time so it just wouldn't have been possible. Who the hell said you had to live there to do coke there?

By the way, if you get a chance to see Randy Jones in concert, you have to go. He is funny and charming and actually, a really good singer. Until you have seen YMCA performed by an original member in a small club you just haven't lived.

If You Talk Crap About The Mom It Doesn't Count--Now Safe For Work But Still Not The Stomach

When most parents see their children in jail, they worry about their safety or their health or what's going to happen to them when they get back into the free world. You want to know what Kathy Hilton worried about the most when Paris was in jail? "Seeing the rashes on her arms and face from the thin sheets." The freaking thread count on the thin sheets used in the jail was what she worried about the most? How spoiled is this damn family that when their daughter goes to jail, the thing they worry about most is the sheets.

It seems that Paris breaks out in a rash if her skin is exposed to anything under a 1,500 thread count in her sheets. She prefers higher of course, but will suffer 1,000 if necessary should she be camping or in a third world country. Faced with sheets that had thread counts in single digits, Paris began breaking out and suffering like no socialite ever should. When Kathy and her husband were thwarted in their attempt to smuggle in a set of 1500's disguised as a poncho/shawl they instead let Paris rub against their clothes so her skin could remember what real fabric was supposed to feel like.

As soon as Paris got home, Kathy was all ready with the real goods. "I had fresh, really soft towels, and really soft sheets and one of those really soft, cuddly [blankets] called 'my blankey,' and nice soft pillow cases."

You think this is as bad is gets don't you? You are thinking to yourself, Ent, I really can't get more disgusted with this family. But wait, there's more. Not one to ever let a good plug get by, Kathy Hilton served up this gem as well when she spoke about Paris' reaction to the sheets and towels.

"She went in, and she looked at the Fresh Farms soap, and she looked at the towels and the Evian water by her bedside. I wanted to make her feel really welcome. And we went downstairs and made a sandwich. And she ran outside with her doggie. And she ran, and she was screaming, 'Oh, this feels so good. I feel so lucky.' "

Two plugs from mom and Paris running with her doggie? I think Kathy has confused Paris' favorite position and the animal more commonly referred to as a dog. As in Paris' breath smells like dog piss. Were one to say her breath smelled like doggie piss it just wouldn't sound right.

I know this family is spoiled and high and mighty, but I didn't realize that Kathy Hilton was an idiot to the extent that she would actually let herself be quoted or saying these ridiculous things. Also, you would think Kiss Ass Magazine (People) would have advised her that she was going to look like the most spoiled diva and her kid the biggest brat on the planet if this got out. Maybe Kiss Ass Magazine had their nose so far in Kathy's ass that they couldn't say what she should have done.

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Joe Francis taken from jail at 4am by US Marshals (no Tommy Lee Jones though) which saved him a few extra hours of being a bitch. He'll be back in Florida real soon though and can be reunited with all his new friends.

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson blah blah blah blah. "She went to the restroom and he went to check up on her." She apparently had used her two minute maximum and so Ryan being the control freak he is went in after her.

Kathy Hilton thinks young people will learn from Paris.

Phil Spector speaks. He does speak because it's a video and not an article.