Random Photos Part Two

John Mayer playing tennis in Australia.
I have no idea what Jessica Simpson was thinking here. Mr. Carey got to go out alone again. Wow.
This is a much better look for Jessica.
James van der Beek and his girlfriend Kimberly Brook.
Kate Bosworth looks much better here than at the Costume Gala.
Kimberly Locke has a new record deal. Signed by Randy Jackson's new label. I guess she will end up on Idol next year.
Katy Perry in New York.
Hello Malin Akerman.
Mischa is 2 for 2 this week. I think dressing normally is making her sad though.
I think this is Miss Canada, but if you were at an event in LA and someone comes up and has the sash on that says Miss Canada, how are you going to know?
A great idea for a red carpet. Make it look like a magazine cover. Here is Michelle Trachtenberg.
Look at the eyes. They scare me. That being said, I have actually heard Nicole is doing a really good job in this movie. It seems that comedy agrees with her.

It's Official -- Kimberly Locke Is A Home Wrecker

I don't think we have had an American Idol alum be a home wrecker yet. You really can't count Jessica Serra because not only as she wrecked homes she probably broke into them also to get drug money. It's why she did the porn you know. I guess it's possible she would rather do porn with sock wearing guys then break into a house, but chances are porn with fat guys came later.

Anyway, faced with lots and lots of questions about her relationship with Celebrity Fit Club trainer Harvey E. Walden IV, Kimberly Locke finally broke down and admitted she is dating him, although she wouldn't go so far as to say he was her boyfriend. The catch? Well, “[His divorce] is why we’re not a couple yet. That is my rule. Whether you’re separated or married — whatever — I would like it to be cleared up. Until then we can hang out together and have fun together.”

So I guess she is basically saying that she is perfectly willing to f**k him while he is in the middle of a divorce, but is not going to be his girlfriend. See, that would be wrong. You can rationalize it however you want. The fact is that until NYE, everyone thought Harvey was married, and then he showed up with you. I'm guessing he left his wife for you. I also doubt you are off "having fun" with other guys while you are seeing Harvey, so that not my boyfriend doesn't work. Oh, I guess you could be seeing other guy friends like Clay Aiken and know that having fun really is only going to be having fun, but let's face it. Home wreckers shouldn't try and draw a line that tries to give you any moral high ground because his divorce isn't final yet. Let's face it you already crashed through that morality line, so embrace it.

I'm also betting that she didn't tell Harvey she was going to spill the beans about their relationship either. Oh, excuse me. Friendship.

Random Photos Part One - Full Frontal Friday Version

Helen Hunt has had so much work done that she looks more like Martha Plimpton with long hair. I clicked on photos of the Palm Springs Film Festival knowing Helen Hunt was going to be there with her film, and I just blew right by this the first time. She doesn't even resemble the same Helen Hunt of a few years ago. I think it's the first time she has been in a dress for awhile also if you know what I mean.
If it wasn't for the Helen Hunt shocker, Ellen Page would have been on top. I am really beginning to like her a great deal. Now I just need to see Juno.
I think the mark on Eva Longoria's right wrist is a UPC barcode. The people in Denver all look thrilled to see her.
I don't think Christina Aguilera has worn this little makeup since she was born. Someone must have finally told her that unless she wants her baby born wearing lipstick, then perhaps she might want to stop buying it and wearing it by the pound.
This is Amy Fisher and her husband Lou Bellera. They were discussing their sex tape and also trying to get people to buy it. I'm not real interested in watching a senior citizen get it on with a skank, but more power to you if you do.
Speaking of skanks and sex tapes. Now that she refiled those divorce papers, that NYE party makes a little more sense. Pamela Anderson is in Vancouver right now so make sure you stay safe, and get your shots updated.
I think that might be a smile from Nicole Kidman. Or, it could be gas. Hard to tell.
Hope Lindsay Lohan has some coupons for all that shopping she is doing. Do they have Ross in Italy?
Happy birthday Kimberly Locke. Guess Harvey couldn't get away from his wife twice in a week so you had to spend it alone. Sorry.
"Mommy. What does Daddy look like? I can't remember."

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Perfect Stranger New York Premiere

Kimberly Locke--post Celebrity Fit Club
Julia Stiles who seems to only be in the Bourne series now. Hey at least she gets to travel and doesn't have to worry about a day job.

Giovanni Ribisi is one of my favorite actors.

Christy Turlington and Ed Burns.

Bruce and Halle. I do love Bruce's suit.

Celebrity Fit Club is one of the few shows on television that I make a point to watch. I do this because I get a sick thrill of seeing all the F and G listers that I once represented and how their careers are in the toilet, thanks to my great representation. I also enjoy watching people that are fatter than me and how some think they are divas. Not counting Ant of course, because Ant is a diva.

Well it turns out this season of CFC is full of fights, dildos, Screech and Marcia Brady, not to mention Tiffany who once let me...(well twice, but it was not good for her either time. I really think I could have gone for three, but she was getting really annoyed that I kept humming her songs and asking her if she thought we were alone now.) and also Ant getting into a fight with Dr. Ian. It makes me wish for the calmer episodes with a Baldwin or the Snapple Lady. I guess Screech is running around with a video camera begging Marcia to sleep with him or da Brat or Tiffany or if all else fails, even Ant or Ross the Intern. Basically Screech is up for anything with anyone as long as his career continues for another six months. Kimberly Locke is going to be on there. I guess she must have started packing on the pounds after Clay Aiken moved out. Those breakups are tough. As usual there are some people on there that I really could care less about at first, but I will no doubt get sucked into their lives and whatever. Naaaah. It sounds good, but I am sure they will be boring.

I do also like to kiss VH1's ass because if you do it well enough they link you to The Best Week Ever and then some H lister will talk about you on television. Not that kind of H lister, although at least they would be famous for something.