Stoli Hotel Opening

I love Andy Dick. He's crazy, but I love him. His date is VERY brave.

Bai Ling now.

Bai Ling next month.Bijou Phillips has had some really good weeks, so I'll give her a break about this.

Devon Aoki got the good looks in the family.

"Yea. Paris is going to use all the rooms here, but at least I'll be first."

Get in Playboy, show up everywhere. Work that 15 minutes.

So, I know we are all tired of Paris Hilton. I am too. Here's the deal though. I think it's fine to post a photo of her if she looks really bad. I present to you the Paris Hilton looks like crap photo of the day. I pray to everything holy that she is just bloated here.

Monday Links--Like They're Any Different From The Rest Of The Week

Chevy Chase was abused as a child.

Salma Hayek, believes in God, but dislikes the Bible.

J-Lo is available for parties for $2M. Marc Anthony on the other hand is available for $516.32, but he does make balloon animals for the kids. In addition, if you schedule far enough in advance he can be the ghost in any Scooby Doo themed parties.

Kristine Lefebvre from The Apprentice is taking it all off for Playboy. I don't think anyone watches The Apprentice anymore, but I do know Kristine. What is the etiquette here? I would think that going out of my way to buy the magazine might be too much. But, what if it's available at a friend's house and I just happen to pick it up and glance at it? Would it have to be an accident, or could I just go over to his house knowing he's a subscriber and casually ask where the current Playboy is. If I see Kristine at a meeting, do I offer a compliment much like I would if she was dressed nicely. "Kristine, you look great today. That's a really nice dress." Would that turn into "Kristine, you look great today. I just wanted to let you know that your nipples are fabulous." See, where is that line you can't cross?