Diesel Store Opening

Someone Kim Kardashian actually turned down. Do you know how disgusting you have to be before that happens?
Sorry you weren't on top Brittany. Alphabet and laziness were to blame.
"Yep. I had two hookers and coke all over their naked bodies. What did you do last night? Watch American Idol Recap?"
Seriously. Did I miss the hippie memo? This is becoming a trend I don't want and for which my aging body is unprepared. Ent is not a headband guy.
When you live with a poker player and 18 kids, grooming is not high on the list. Remember this guy was married to Shannon Elizabeth.
Christina Aguilera from two years ago.
Ludacris looks great.
I'm thinking her kid is going to want to breast feed until he is 12.
Speaking of breast feeding.
Sorry Taryn. You are not ZX so no need to tease with your pics anymore.

Breast Cancer Hot Pink Party And The Prism Awards--Hey It's A Slow News Day So D Listers Get Their Photos Shown

Breast Cancer Hot Pink Benefit

OK, I admit Vanessa Minnillo looks good here. Elizabeth Hurley in the middle but don;t really care and Rosario Dawson looks better than the other day but that's not too hard.
Elizabeth Berkley looks all grown up.
PRISM Awards
Ananda Lewis

Bryan Cranston looks like he's going to work and not to an awards show. What is with that tie?

Ethan Suplee can wear whatever he wants because I love My Name Is Earl.

A long way from that nude scene in Doc Hollywood. Now, Julie Warner just looks like the mom from next door.

Why can't Kristy Swanson play ANS?

Melissa Rivers will work for food or breasts or anything really.

The best looking person of the day award goes to William deVry. Seriously, why can't I look like that? I have almost the same suit, but of course have about 50 pounds and an extra ten inches around the waist. Not to mention an additional thirty years, less hair and teeth, and no ability to grow facial hair after a terrible accident involving a blow dryer and meth.