Random Photos Part Three

Jake Gyllenhaal at the premiere of his new movie.

Joe Jonas hangs out with his brother and girlfriend.

January Jones at rare red carpet appearance.

Jennifer Lopez before her American Idol appearance.

Julianne Moore on the set of her new movie.

Kristin Cavallari still espousing the whole non vaccination thing.

Lily Allen in NYC.

Lisa Marie Presley in Australia.

Madonna showing off her underarms.

Random Photos Part Three- Elton John Fundraiser

Do you think Alec Baldwin smokes pot? Should he? he kind of looks a bit stoned here.

Lets pretend everyone at the party was baked. Hillary Clinton and Elton John.

Another Hilary, this time Hilary Rhoda with Alison Williams.

The one person you expect to be baked there is Courtney Love but she is being really good lately.

Lisa Marie Presley and her wax figure husband.

Eliza Doolittle went for it with this outfit.

Kelly Bensimon brought out her very rare fur. It's called a Bethenny.

Susan Lucci was there and has looked the same for the past fifty years.

Random Photos Part Three - CMT Awards

Carrie Underwood went the shorts route.

Taylor Swift

Kristen Bell

Not awkward at all to be sandwiched between your former lover and your husband. That is red carpet class #46 for Nicole.

Kellie Pickler looks like she is going to be a hostess at a car show.

Lisa Marie Presley

Annasophia Robb because Sex And The City screams CMT Awards

Kacey Musgraves

Sheryl Crow

Another of Carrie Underwood because her husband was actually there.

Random Photos Part Two - Country Music Awards Photos Part One

Hayden Panettiere

The Band Perry

Tim McGraw and Faith Hill

Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Lockwood

Shawn Johnson

Hillary Scott

Keith Urban and Zac Brown

Lucy Hale

John Travolta & Kelly Preston Getting Divorced

The cover of the National Enquirer this week is full of Scientology goodness. It is falling apart before their eyes with two of their biggest celebrities full of scandal and/or hate for the church. I imagine there are secret meetings going right now with Tom Cruise and Leah Remini and Kelly Preston and Jada Pinkett Smith on speakerphone and hidden in the dark. Hey, in my mind she treats every scene in real life like a movie. They can see their church falling apart. If any of these people go public they will get national television time and lots of it and the whole church will implode. Maybe it will even get Nicole Kidman to speak. Oh how I want her to speak. Do you know that I would post a new photo of her everyday and tell her how hot she is and never mention the whole fake first pregnancy thing again if she did.

Anyway, The Enquirer says Lisa Marie Presley is for sure leaving the church and that John Travolta is a cross-dresser which I wrote in a blind years and years ago. Oh, and they also say that John and Kelly are getting a divorce. Not sure about this one. It isn't like they do a lot in public together anyway, but Kelly is not leaving the church so unless one of them plans on never seeing the kids again that isn't going to happen. Of course are we really sure that new baby is John's baby?

Lisa Marie Presley On Good Morning America Tomorrow - Will They Ask Scientology Question

Tomorrow morning Lisa Marie Presley will be on Good Morning America promoting her new album. I'm hoping they will run someone out from Nightline to do the interview. Why? Because the song lyrics on Lisa's new album and a blind that I ran not so long ago make it pretty clear that Lisa Marie is saying bye bye to Scientology. She is one of the big ones. She and her mom and the kids and grandkids. It is like one big nest of Scientologists. If this whole group said bye it would really crumble the foundation of the place. Tomorrow GMA needs to ask her about the album and the lyrics. It is a normal question to ask about lyrics on an album. There would be nothing to ask Taylor Swift if you could not ask her about the lyrics and who they are each time. Ask Lisa about them and see if she will go off on Scientology right then. She will be on Leno later in the week and unless someone throws it up on a cue card he will have no clue. She will be on Kimmel but he doesn't like to make anyone mad so he won't ask. It is up to GMA. Will they do it? (Thanks Mooshki)

Random Photos Part Two

Elizabeth banks headed into Letterman. It was great to see her back on 30 Rock last night.
Denise Richards shows off her new bikini.
And Lisa Rinna would also like you to look at hers. Now I can feel bad about myself all day.
Isla Fisher at the London premiere of The Dictator.
Jessica Alba getting some mother of the year award.
Janet Jackson's weight fluctuates more than any other celebrity.
Jennifer Love Hewitt arrives home from New York.
Katy Perry goes more goth than usual.
At the same event and looking like she is feeling no pain is Lisa Marie Presley.
I knew the air smelled fresher the past two days. Kim Kardashian was in Canada. Kanye looks thrilled to be there. I think Kanye subscribes to the Billy Bob Thornton school of Canadian relations.

The Real Lisa Marie Presley Sues Elvis' Estate For $130M

Over the years, Lisa Johansen has popped up from time to time to cause havoc and destruction in the Presley family. It is kind of funny actually and when I think of Priscilla being distressed I am not terribly sad about it. It is only through some bad timing on Elvis' part that Priscilla has anything at all right now. Anyway, Lisa has always claimed that she is the real Lisa Marie Presley and was shipped to Sweden when Elvis died to protect her from kidnappers. She says that Priscilla is her mother and that the Lisa Marie Presley we all know is a fake. Did you know Lisa Marie Presley has two of the shortest celebrity marriages? There was the whole Michael Jackson thing and then I had forgotten she was married to Nicolas cage for something like four months.

Anyway, Lisa J is married and has four kids and once wrote a book discussing her claims that she is the real Lisa Marie, but was sued by her publishers because she never got a DNA test. Back in August, Lisa J visited Graceland during death week and she says she was harassed so she is suing for $130M. Back in 1992, she actually got away with pretending she was the real Lisa Marie Presley while at Graceland and she got let into private areas and walked away with a whole bunch of stuff. Do the people at Graceland not know what Lisa Marie looks like?