Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Malin Akerman after getting a massage. She still looks tense though.

Matthew Broderick had the school run yesterday.

Milla Jovovich on vacation with her husband and baby bump.

Someone who never gets papped is Norah Jones.

Shakira Shakira in Paris.

Sonja Morgan had one of her interns make this.

At the same party is one of my favorite people, Georgina Chapman.

The Robertsons say,"Y'all come back now ya hear," as they headed into DWTS rehearsal.

Tyson Beckford looking very buff.

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You don't think Ryan Phillipe thought Britney was going to put out just because she wore this. Right?

Would you pay $71M for this Andy Warhol painting? The painting is really just a silkscreen over some newspaper photos but someone shelled out over 4 times what any other Warhol painting has sold for.

Norah Jones not impressed with the advances of Mr. Law.

Howie Day back to rehab. I could think of some other places which would be more fitting.

Michael Jackson is trying to stop the sale of his sex toys and paintings of naked boys. That sentence just doesn't sound very fun does it?

Cannes Photos Day 1

Jude Law's hair loss pattern looks very similar to that of my brother.
So if I kiss Aishwarya Rai in public in France I would be safe from warrants in India. Of course she would knee me in the beans if I did try and kiss her, but if anyone is worth it, she is.

You know Minnie Driver must be promoting a movie if she made it into two different posts in one day.

Norah Jones and films. Why not? Now I'm going to be humming her damn music all day.

I tried to find a picture of just Valentino, but I think Elizabeth Hurley sensed this. She latched on to him like Heather Mills and a quarter. She just doesn't look that great anymore. Valentino on the other hand looks like the classy gentleman he is.

I must say that when Toni Collette makes the effort she can really look good.