Showing posts with label Pimpa Joe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pimpa Joe. Show all posts

Monday, October 13, 2014

Random Photos Part Four

Ethan Hawke and Patricia Arquette promote the movie that took twelve years to film, Boyhood.
Halle Berry does some shopping.
Hilary Swank with an unusual dress that looks to me like it is smiling.
Justin Bieber talks his way out of trouble in Rome.
Jennifer Hudson in a rare non-airport pap photo.
Joe Simpson and his friend walk the streets of West Hollywood over the weekend while his
two daughters hug it out while promoting Jessica's clothing line.
Kate Bosworth and
Julia Roberts attended an event in LA together over the weekend.

Monday, March 18, 2013

Eric Johnson Says Joe Simpson Needs Rehab

In a new article in The Enquirer, there is a source that says that Eric Johnson aka the guy that keeps getting Jessica Simpson pregnant feels like Joe Simpson needs rehab and that if he doesn't go he is liable to kill someone or himself because of his heavy drinking ways. I think Joe should stop drinking just so he can look at himself in the mirror and realize how bad his hair looks. I have never seen a guy turn himself into something so creepy with that hair. I'm sure he thinks he looks cool, but if I saw a guy with that hair near an elementary school, I'm calling the cops.

Wednesday, February 06, 2013

Joe Simpson Spent $300K On Mexican Vacation

It pays to be the manager of Jessica Simpson. Not so much Ashlee Simpson though. According to Radar, Joe Simpson recently went to Cabo where he dropped $300K on a little vacation that he took with a mystery guest. This of course comes on the heels of his Hawaii vacation that he took with his daughter Jessica after Tina and Ashlee went back home. Radar also says that Tina is ticked off because the money came from their joint bank accounts and that the couple are fighting over their $300M fortune which means if they have $300M, then Jessica pretty much has more money than anyone. Ashlee must be depressed about that everyday. Maybe she can become a backup singer on Fall Out Boy's new tour. Oh wait. I forgot. To be a backup singer you really do need to sing. I guess she will just have to be happy with the paycheck Jessica sends her every two weeks for doing nothing.

Monday, December 17, 2012

Joe Simpson Gets Paid If Jessica Simpson Dies

Back in the day when Jessica Simpson was living life a little more on the edge, and by edge I mean she was sometimes not wearing a seatbelt when she drove a car, Joe Simpson took out a life insurance policy on his daughter and named himself as the sole beneficiary to the tune of $4.5M. According to Radar, Tina Simpson has found out about this policy and is more mad then when she caught Joe using her hair products and bed with one of his escorts. No, she didn't catch him, but she was still mad about the life insurance policy. I kind of understand it though. Jessica was making huge bucks back in her Dukes Of Hazzard days and Joe was her manager and what if Jessica died? How was he going to get paid and be able to afford taking care of his men. Joe had never told Tina or Jessica.

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Meet Joe Simpson's Boyfriend

For the past year, Joe Simpson has been quietly dating Bryce Chandler Hill. Well, it has been quiet on Joe's part. For his part, Radar says that Bryce has been telling everyone that he knows that he has been with Joe. Apparently the two were introduced by a close friend of Ashlee and Jessica Simpson which means they must have known a lot earlier than just a few weeks ago. Like probably when Joe changed his hairstyle and asked for the Ryan Seacrest special. Bryce is a model and I know this will probably shock you but the 21 year old does not have the same feelings for the 54 year old Joe that Joe does for Bryce. Joe is in love Bryce and Bryce sees a meal and a fame ticket. No!!!

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Jessica Simpson Didn't Know Her Dad Was Gay - Marriage Had Been Dead For Years

For the past year at least there have been reports that Tina and Joe Simpson were split or had split. They were not living together and then they listed the family home for sale, so these are all signs that a marriage is not going well. Apparently when Joe sat the family down and told everyone he was gay and had a male lover two months ago, Jessica Simpson had no idea. None. I guess the I Brake For Pride Parades bumper sticker was something she did not catch. How long ago was it that Pimpa got his DUI? I wonder if this was about the same time because Jessica had all those crazy tweets one night which everyone assumed was about something big, but with Jessica, it could have just been an episode of one of her shows. You just never know. As for the marriage being dead? The couple is trying to spin it as they just fell out of love and there is no one else. So, when Joe is spotted with his new boyfriend, we all need to pretend they just started dating this week.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Joe Simpson Comes Out As Gay - Has 20 Year Old Boy Toy

According to the new issue of The Enquirer, Joe Simpson has confessed to his family that he is gay. The former southern Baptist preacher who used to regularly preach that homosexuality is a sin and the lover of his daughter's breasts, has come out to his family and even has a 20 year old boy toy. I guess we know why he loved Tony Romo so much. Probably Pete Wentz too. I wonder why he hated Nick Lachey. This would probably explain why he is getting divorced, but does not do much to explain why he is so fascinated by his daughter's breasts. If he did really come out to his family, I think that is great and maybe he will come out to the world and that would be even more amazing.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Pimpa Joe Simpson & Tina Simpson Split Again


Joe Simpson and his wife Tina are on again off again more than Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. Yeah, he is off everytime he meets someone and back on again when he sees Selena. Anyway, The Enquirer says that Tina is considering a legal separation. Blah Blah. I hate when the word consider is used. You know that. Just make the statement they are splitting. They have before. How often do you think he goes around to clubs and puts his arm around a woman and tells them he can make them a star? Tina is living in Malibu and Joe is living mostly in Encino but when he wants to get away and not be spotted he hides out in Santa Barbara. Joe also learned he is going to be charged with DUI after he blew a .12.

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