Razzie Nominations

Five Academy Award winners/nominees are on this list and Lindsay Lohan got nominated for each of her three movies.

Worst picture
After Earth
Grown-Ups 2
The Lone Ranger
A Madea Christmas
Movie 43
Worst actor:
Johnny Depp, The Lone Ranger
Ashton Kutcher, Jobs
Adam Sandler, Grown-Ups 2
Jaden Smith, After Earth
Sylvester Stallone, Bullet To The Head, Escape Plan and Grudge Match
Worst actress
Halle Berry, The Call and Movie 43
Selena Gomez, Getaway
Lindsay Lohan, The Canyons
Tyler Perry, A Madea Christmas
Naomi Watts, Diana and Movie 43
Worst supporting actress
Lady Gaga, Machete Kills
Salma Hayek, Grown-Ups 2
Katherine Heigl, The Big Wedding
Kim Kardashian, Tyler Perry's Temptation
Lindsay Lohan, In-App-Propriate Comedy and Scary Movie 5
Worst supporting actor
Chris Brown, Battle of the Year
Larry the Cable Guy, A Madea Christmas
Taylor Lautner, Grown-Ups 2
Nick Swardson, A Haunted House and Grown-Ups 2

Razzie Nominations

WORST PICTURE

• Battleship
• The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure
• That's My Boy
• A Thousand Words
• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2

WORST DIRECTOR

• Sean Anders, That's My Boy• Peter Berg, Battleship• Bill Condon, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2• Tyler Perry, Good Deeds/Madea's Witness Protection• John Putch, Atlas Shrugged: Part 2 

WORST ACTRESS

• Katherine Heigl, One for the Money• Milla Jovovich, Resident Evil: Retribution• Tyler Perry, Madea's Witness Protection• Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2/Snow White and the Huntsman• Barbra Streisand, The Guilt Trip

WORST ACTOR

• Nicolas Cage, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance/Seeking Justice• Eddie Murphy, A Thousand Words• Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2• Tyler Perry, Alex Cross/Good Deeds• Adam Sandler, That's My Boy

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

• Jessica Biel: Playing for Keeps/Total Recall• Brooklyn Decker: Battleship/What to Expect When You're Expecting• Ashley Greene: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2• Jennifer Lopez: What to Expect When You're Expecting• Rihanna: Battleship

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

• David Hasselhoff, Piranha 3D• Taylor Lautner, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2• Liam Neeson, Battleship/Wrath of the Titans• Nick Swardson, That's My Boy• Vanilla Ice, That's My Boy

 WORST SCREEN ENSEMBLE

• Battleship
• The Oogieloves in the Balloon Adventure
• That's My Boy
• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
• Madea's Witness Protection

WORST SCREENPLAY

• Atlas Shrugged: Part 2
• Battleship• That's My Boy
• A Thousand Words
• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2

 WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL

• Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
• Piranha 3D• Red Dawn
• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
• Madea's Witness Protection

WORST SCREEN COUPLE

• Any two cast members from The Jersey Shore in The Three Stooges• Mackenzie Foy and Taylor Lautner in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2• Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2• Tyler Perry and his drag in Madea's Witness Protection• Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg, Leighton Meester or Susan Sarandon in That's My Boy 

The Razzies

Worst picture
"The Bounty Hunter"
"The Last Airbender"
"Sex & the City 2"
"Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
"Vampires Suck!"

Worst actor
Jack Black, "Gulliver's Travels"
Gerard Butler, "The Bounty Hunter"
Ashton Kutcher, "Killers" and "Valentine's Day"
Taylor Lautner, "Twilight Saga: Eclipse" and "Valentine's Day"
Robert Pattinson, "Remember Me" and "Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Worst actress
Jennifer Aniston, "The Bounty Hunter" and "The Switch"
Miley Cyrus, "The Last Song"
Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis & Cynthia Nixon, "Sex & the City 2"
Megan Fox, "Jonah Hex"
Kristen Stewart, "Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Worst supporting actress
Jessica Alba, "The Killer Inside Me," "Little Fockers," "Machete" and "Valentine's Day"
Cher, "Burlesque"
Liza Minnelli, "Sex & the City 2"
Nicola Peltz, "The Last Airbender"
Barbra Streisand, "Little Fockers"

Worst supporting actor
Billy Ray Cyrus, "The Spy Next Door"
George Lopez, "Marmaduke," "The Spy Next Door" and "Valentine's Day"
Dev Patel, "The Last Airbender"
Jackson Rathbone, "The Last Airbender" and "Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
Rob Schneider, "Grown Ups"

Worst eye-gouging mis-use of 3-D (Special category for 2010!)
"Cats and Dogs: Revenge of Kitty Galore"
"Clash of the Titans"
"The Last Airbender"
"Nutcracker 3-D"
"Saw 3-D" (aka "Saw VII")

Worst screen couple/ Worst screen ensemble
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler, "The Bounty Hunter"
Josh Brolin’s face & Megan Fox’s accent, "Jonah Hex"
The entire cast of "The Last Airbender"
The entire cast of "Sex & the City 2"
The entire cast of "Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Worst director
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer, "Vampires Suck!"
Michael Patrick King, "Sex & the City 2"
M. Night Shyamalan, "The Last Airbender"
David Slade, "Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
Sylvester Stallone, "The Expendables"

Worst screenplay
"The Last Airbender," written by M. Night Shyamalan, based on the TV series created by Michael Dante DiMartino and Brian Konietzko
"Little Fockers," written by John Hamburg and Larry Stuckey, based on characters created by Greg Glenna & Mary Roth Clarke
"Sex & the City 2," written by Michael Patrick King, based on the TV series created by Darren Star
"Twilight Saga: Eclipse," screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer
"Vampires Suck!" written by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

Worst prequel, remake, rip-off or sequel (Combined category for 2010)
"Clash of the Titans"
"The Last Airbender"
"Sex & the City 2"
"Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
"Vampires Suck!"

Razzie Nominations

The Razzie nominations are out. The usual suspects are on the list this year. What I am really interested in though is the worst picture of the decade. I think the nominations are exactly what they should be and I would say the worst is Battlefield Earth.

Worst Picture:

'All About Steve'

'G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra'

'Land of the Lost'

'Old Dogs'

'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'


Worst Actor:

Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas - 'Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience'

Will Ferrell - 'Land of the Lost'

Steve Martin - 'Pink Panther 2'

Eddie Murphy - 'Imagine That'

John Travolta - 'Old Dogs'


Worst Actress:

Beyonce Knowles - 'Obsessed'

Sandra Bullock - 'All About Steve'

Miley Cyrus - 'Hannah Montana: The Movie'

Megan Fox - 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'

Sarah Jessica Parker - 'Did You Hear About The Morgans?'


Worst Screen Couple:

Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas - 'Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience'

Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper - 'All About Steve'

Will Ferrell and any co-star, creature or "comic riff" - 'Land of the Lost'

Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox or any Transformer - 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner - 'Twilight Saga: New Moon'


Worst Supporting Actress:

Candice Bergen - 'Bride Wars'

Ali Larter - 'Obsessed'

Sienna Miller - 'G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra'

Kelly Preston - 'Old Dogs'

Julie White - 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'


Worst Supporting Actor:

Billy Ray Cyrus - 'Hannah Montana: The Movie'

Hugh Hefner - 'Miss March'

Robert Pattinson - 'Twilight Saga: New Moon'

Jorma Taccone - 'Land of the Lost'

Marlon Wayans - 'G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra'


Worst Remake, Rip-off or Sequel:

'G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra'

'Land of the Lost'

'Pink Panther 2'

'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'

'Twilight Saga: New Moon'


Worst Director:

Michael Bay - 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'

Walt Beeker - 'Old Dogs'

Brad Silberling - 'Land of the Lost'

Stephen Sommers - 'G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra'

Phil Traill - 'All About Steve'


Worst Screenplay:

'All About Steve'

'G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra'

'Land of the Lost'

'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'

'Twilight Saga: New Moon'


Worst Picture of the Decade:

'Battlefield Earth'

'Freddy Got Fingered'

'Gigli'

'I Know Who Killed Me'

'Swept Away'


Worst Actor of the Decade:

Ben Affleck

Eddie Murphy

Mike Myers

Rob Schneider

John Travolta


Worst Actress of the Decade:

Mariah Carey

Paris Hilton

Lindsay Lohan

Jennifer Lopez

Madonna

RAZZIE Nominations

I must admit that when the RAZZIES were announced I thought there would be more Jessica Simpson to be found. In fact, I thought they might just start a whole new award called the Jessica Simpson Award and have it be for the movie most likely to open #1 in Siberia or something. If you want to look at the complete list of nominations, click here. I will warn you in advance that they have a really annoying ad everytime you click from one category to the next.

STATS on RAZZIE® WORST PICTURE NOMINEES for 2008
Disaster Movie
6 Nominations: Worst Picture, Supporting Actress (2x) Rip-Off, Director(s) and Screenplay
Released	Aug. 29, 2008 by Lionsgate
Rotten Tomatoes Rating	98% Negative
Box Office	$14,190,901
Budget	$20 million (estimated)
(Recently Ranked #2 on IMDb’s Bottom 100 Worst Movies of All Time)
The Happening
4 Nominations: Worst Picture, Actor, Director and Screenplay
Released	June 13, 2008 by 20th Century-Fox
Rotten Tomatoes Rating	81% Negative
Box Office	$64,506,874
Budget	$48 million
The Hottie And The Nottie
5 Nominations: Worst Picture, Actress, Screen Couple, Director and Screenplay
Released	Feb. 8, 2008 by Regency Releasing
Rotten Tomatoes Rating	95% Negative
Box Office	$27,696
Budget	$2 million (estimated)
(Recently Ranked #17 on IMDb’s Bottom 100 Worst Movies of All Time)
In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
5 Nominations: Worst Picture, Supporting Actor, Supporting Actress, Director and Screenplay
Released	Jan. 11, 2008 by Boll KG
Rotten Tomatoes Rating	96% Negative
Box Office	$4,775,656
Budget	$60 million (estimated)
The Love Guru
5 Nominations: Worst Picture, Actor, Actress, Supporting Actor (2x) Director and Screenplay
Released	June 20, 2008 by Paramount
Rotten Tomatoes Rating	86% Negative
Box Office	$32,200,122
Budget	$62 million
Meet The Spartans
5 Nominations: Worst Picture, Supporting Actress, Rip-Off, Director(s) and Screenplay
Released	Jan. 25, 2008 by 20th Century-Fox
Rotten Tomatoes Rating	98% Negative
Box Office	$38,233,676
Budget	$20 million (estimated)

I Demand A Recount

The Razzie Nominations came out this morning and there is no mention anywhere of Blonde Ambition or Jessica Simpson. I had so counted on Jessica finally winning an award and I know she would have been there accepting it in person, because. hey, lets face it, unless she turns to porn and wins an AVN Award a Razzie is about as good as it is going to get for her.

The reason she or the film did not get a nomination is that it was not released in enough theaters to qualify as a release and therefore she was spared the ignonimity of a nomination.

I actually think that Lindsay Lohan getting nominated is a good thing for her. Unlike Jessica Simpson, I think most of us believe that Lindsay Lohan can actually be a good actress. I think she should show up at the awards and accept it and be as self deprecating as possible. People would totally shift to her side in the public relations war, and as long as she doesn't have sex with every member of the audience it should be a win win for her. Did I just type win/win in this blog. Hang on while I get my gun. This could be a bit messy.

While I clean up, you can take a look at the nominees.

Nominations Per Picture

I KNOW WHO KILLED ME = 9 Nominations
Worst Screen Couple, Horror Movie, Screenplay, Director, Remake/Rip-Off,
Supporting Actress, Actress (2x), Picture

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY = 8 Nominations
Worst Screen Couple, Screenplay, Director, Supporting Actor (2x) Supporting Actress, Actor, Picture

NORBIT = 8 Nominations
Worst Screen Couple, Screenplay, Director, Supporting Actor, Supporting Actress, Actor (2x) Picture

BRATZ = 5 Nominations
Worst Screen Couple, Remake/Rip-Off, Supporting Actor, Actress, Picture

DADDY DAY CAMP = 5 Nominations
Worst Screenplay, Director, Prequel/Sequel, Actor, Picture

CAPTIVITY = 3 Nominations
Worst Excuse for a Horror Movie, Director, Actress