John Edwards & Rielle Hunter Get Noise Complaints - From Sex

Yes, once you read it then it can never escape your memory. Former Presidential candidate and truly awful person, John Edwards is in The Enquirer again. This time it is not about his cheating ways but because he and Rielle Hunter have been getting noise complaints from neighbors because their sex is too loud. It is probably just Edwards being thankful that any woman would want to have sex with him after the way he treated his wife. Either that or Rielle spanks him while making him wear her clothes. I could see her doing that. I'm sure The Enquirer would love photos if she is doing that.

John Edwards And Rielle Hunter Call It Quits

Last week, photos were all over the internet of John Edwards and Rielle Hunter on the beach in North Carolina. It was the perfect capper to a week of non-stop publicity about her book and there were photos of Rielle and John and their love child nicely packaged for easy digestion for newspapers and tabloids. So, with that out of the way, Rielle announced today that last week she and John Edwards split as a couple and that it was tough but it was necessary. Uh huh. So, now she gets another week of publicity for selling her book and more copies and if necessary she will find something else to make the news about next week.

Rielle Hunter Wants To Host TV Show About Relationships

I think the headline itself probably made you sick. It's true though. Rielle Hunter wants to host a show about relationships because she thinks she is an expert on them. Well, she is an expert on having affairs with married men. Oh, and having babies with them. Oh, and having affairs with a guy because she thought he was having affairs with lots of women so she thought that made it better. Oh, and before that she was a drugged out Hollywood wannabe who went from actor to actor. I'm trying to figure out how exactly this qualifies her as an expert who could host a show. She told Kneepads that it is the perfect next step for her.

John Edwards Really Is A Tool

Not only did John Edwards cheat on his cancer stricken wife with Rielle Hunter, he also found the time to have two other mistresses too. In an interview scheduled to air on ABC this Friday, Rielle says that John Edwards told her he had lots and lots of affairs but in reality there were just two other women besides Rielle. I wonder who they are and if they will come forward. Were they paid? Did they also have babies? How did this guy have time to do anything but have sex with random women, let alone run for President of the United States.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Sometimes you see a photo of Naomi Watts and you say to yourself that Liev Schreiber is a very lucky guy.
Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis wandering the streets of New York.
Rielle Hunter and her daughter over the weekend.
Ryan Philippe watches his son play football with his daughter Ava who looks like Reese's twin.
The son looks like Ryan's twin so its like one big genetic lottery win. At least in looks.
Robert Pattinson headed into his birthday party.
Sarah Michelle Gellar smiles even though Ringer was canceled. It really was awful.
Johnny Depp waves while Tim Burton falls or gets the Heimlich. Whatever makes the joke work better really. I'm easy.
Roger Federer wins a tennis tournament and instead of a check gets a MIB suit from Will Smith. Whoo hoo.

Molly Ringwald & Rielle Hunter Had A Threesome With American Psycho Author

This one is one of those stories that you say could never have happened but it did. Well, maybe. Yesterday, American Psycho author Bret Easton Ellis said that he found himself in a coked up threesome in the late 1980's with Rielle Hunter. Rielle is of course the mistress of John Edwards and the mother of one of his children. Rielle immediately denied the event, but Molly Ringwald then Tweeted that she knew who the third person was. So, was Molly the third person? Did Molly just knew who the third person was? How strange is it that these three would all be coked up having a threesome in the 80's and that Rielle would arguably be the most infamous of them now 30 years later.

Rielle Tells John Edwards's Kids To Call Her Mommy

The National Enquirer is continuing their fascination with all things John Edwards. In their issue this week they claim that John Edwards proposed to Rielle Hunter over the holidays. You know, just three weeks after his wife died of cancer. He also thought this first Christmas without mom would be the perfect time to introduce Rielle to all the kids. You know, so they could all get past the whole mom dying thing and focus on things that are important like Rielle and the baby she had with John.

During this encounter with the kids, Rielle allegedly told them to call her mom. If this is true and I put a big IF on it, that would be gall of epic proportions. Hey kids, I know your first mom died, but go ahead and call me mom because I will be moving in and trying to convince John to send all of you away to school while I make myself comfortable here.

Elizabeth Edwards Banned John Edwards From Speaking At Her Funeral

Granted, this all comes from The Enquirer, but since they are the paper of record for everything related to John and Elizabeth Edwards, this could be true, and even if it was not, one can hope it is true. In a report they are claiming that Elizabeth told John that he ruined her life and that she will never forgive him. One can only hope that she has taken up permanent residence in his life and will haunt him until his death.

She also said that she hopes Rielle Hunter will rot in hell. The only thing that Elizabeth did nice with John towards the end of her life was to pray with him that he would be a good father to his kids. Well, so far he has not been the greatest. They also talk about how she cut John off from her part of their estimated $53M fortune and wants to make sure John's love child does not get any of her money either.