Rob Kardashian Goes To Rehab

I think we all knew something like this needed to happen soon in his life, and in their latest issue, Star Magazine says that Rob Kardashian has checked himself into rehab to deal with substance abuse issues and depression. I think the depression issue is the big thing here. Anyone who starts writing cryptic Tweets about being alone and no one understanding or caring and being hurt probably needs help. It is a cry for help and unfortunately for him, he has a family that probably overlooks it all and wonders how come he is not out earning money and taking selfies and enjoying being a celebrity. You also get the feeling that he is treated differently and not in a good way in the family. He doesn't have the earning ability other members of his family do so his mom doesn't really focus on him. He is the forgotten child. It is kind of like being in the Lohan family and not named Lindsay. Sure, her parents pretend they care and they go through the motions with the other kids, but since they are not bringing home the money that Lindsay does, Lindsay will always come first and everyone else is pushed to the back. I hope he gets the help he needs and that he can stay for as long as he wants and isn't pressured by the family to leave before he is ready because they don't want to pay for any more treatment.

Rob Kardashian And His Son

Star Magazine this week goes further than most tabloids have gone into trying to press Rob Kardashian to admit he has a son who is four years old. Normally the tabloids don't mention this aspect of the Kardashian life because they used to all want the Kardashians on their covers and wanted cooperation in Kardashian stories. With the love for Kardashian covers fading quickly the tabloids don't have to be as Kneepadish when it comes to sensitive issues and Star has decided to discuss the mystery of Rob Kardashioan's son with a Miami woman that resulted from not a one night stand but not much longer than that. There are two rumors. One is that she is a stripper and one is that she is an employee of Dash. Maybe she used to be a tripper who is now an employee. Whatever her reluctance to appear in the spotlight probably has something to do with her past and also because Kris Jenner has not figured out a way to make money off the situation. If the son was a daughter Kris would already be lining up Playboy shoots for her 18th birthday.

Random Photos Part Two

Ron Burgundy continues his world tour. Will show up anywhere for any event if you promise to go see his movie.

Rachel Bilson continues her shopping tour. If you are her friend close your eyes so you don't know what you are getting for Christmas.

Robert Kardashian is hoping for a lap band for Christmas.

Speaking of lap bands, Graham Elliott looks amazing.

A group lap band. You know your career is in the crapper when you pose with a wasted looking Lindsay Lohan.

Rose McGowan got married and then decided she was 18 again. She has been going out every night and dressing younger and younger.

Amanda Seyfried is in Korea and brought

her bag holder Justin Long with her.

Sandra Bullock is still in Tokyo.

Kardashian Diaries Issue Of In Touch Is Going To Be A Huge Seller

The estimates are in for the In Touch collectors issue featuring 100 pages of the diaries of Robert Kardashian trashing Kris Jenner. Bought by In Touch for $40K from Robert's widow, they probably could have got as much as $500K from a publisher, but she needed the money fast. The issue sells for $9.95 and is expected to sell between 200K and 300K copies. They don't sell all that many more of their regular issues and they are priced $7 less. That is a crazy number for something that highly priced. If they made it a book instead of a magazine it would be at the top of the best seller list. The excerpts of it that I have read have been great. Things like the kids don't know who their mom is anymore or Kris showed up drunk again or Kris has done this or that. It is 100 pages filled of trashing Kris written by Robert. Too bad he helped defend O.J., or you might actually like the guy.

Wait - There Is More Khloe & Lamar?

I started reading an article about Lamar Odom and his move to Dallas and how Robert Kardashian is also moving to Dallas and I thought to myself, "you know, this is kind of weird." It was one thing to be living with them when they were here in Los Angeles, but don't you think he would want their big place all to himself while they are in Dallas. Nope. Instead he is going to move to Dallas. Then I read something that made my heart stop and made me push away my bacon for a second. He is moving because they are filming more episodes of Khloe & Lamar. Seriously? I thought that show was a goner. No one watched it. Is E! that desperate for programming that they are going to have another season of the show. I honestly thought I would get the Kendall/Kylie spin off which no one would watch and that would be it. At this point I never turn on E!. I feel like almost all day and night there is something Kardashian related. Their news or specials all seem to be about them.

Cheryl Burke And Robert Kardashian Sound Like They Are Dating

Chad Ochocinco is going to be ticked off. I bet he always thought he would be Cheryl Burke's favorite partner. I mean he did buy her that big big ring and they even dated while he was on the show, but apparently, Cheryl has moved on and this time it is to Robert Kardashian. Well, she sounds like it anyway. She could not stop saying nice things about him and when she wrote this piece for Kneepads or gave the interview it was like he was right there with her. She says she is not sure if they will go out on the show Monday night, but that, "Rob is definitely the partner I get along with the most. We just have a lot of fun. There's not one day that goes by that he doesn't make me laugh and smile. Normally at this point, you're tired of each other, but Rob and I never feel that way. We have a great chemistry. We respect each other. We know to have fun with the process."

And he didn't even have to buy her a ring. At the same point would she ever say anything bad about a partner she is dancing with? She would probably wait until its over before she says something bad and also to make sure whether or not she is going to get a gig on one of the Kardashian's reality shows for next season. Then she can say how she really feels.

Carson Kressley Won't Get A Mirror Ball This Year

It looks like if Carson Kressley wants a mirror ball to adorn his house he will have to do what the rest of us do, buy one at a John Travolta garage sale. Last night, Carson was sent packing from Dancing With The Stars. You know what, you could see it coming. Yes, he was a favorite of mine and the studio audience, but he just is not popular enough in the rest of the country to get enough votes. Hear that Rob Kardashian? Yeah, you are next. If not for your sister making porn you would have been gone long ago. What am I saying, if your sister had not made a sex tape you would have never been on the show and received $200K. Everyone knows that so I want to know if you are comfortable basically making money from your sister having sex and filming it?

I could be persuaded that Nancy Grace goes home next week instead. Not everyone has cable and the people who do have it and have seen her show have strong opinions about her one way or the other. Even less people have E! though. Of course, I thought last week would be Rob or Carson, with the one left standing gone this week. I did not see the whole Chynna thing coming at all.

The Kardashians Keep It Klassy

Yes, I know how you spell classy, but for this post it just made more sense to use it with a K. You do realize of course that the Kardashian clan makes more in a year then most of us will earn in a lifetime right? I just wanted that nice cheerful thought in your head for a minute. Oh yeah, I'm drinking. It is 930am on a Wednesday but the booze machine is fired up. And by fired up I mean that the coffee maker is going and I am combining a shot of whiskey to each glass. Hello Thanksgiving.

Anyway, some TMZ camera guy who was probably hoping to have sex with a porn star asked Lisa Ann if she was seeing anyone. You know the guy was hoping she would say no and then fall madly in love with him or at least give him a quickie in the TMZ van while Harvey watched and cheered them on.

But she said she was seeing someone. Who? Robert Kardashian. Yes, the same Robert Kardashian who used to have a squeaky clean image and then went through the Cheetah Girls and now is Joe Francis' wingman. How is that for moving down the respect for women ladder. "Rob treats me like his little teacher and we have a fun sexual relationship that is simple and carefree. He brings out the total cougar in me and I just like to teach him things."

Lisa Ann is best known for portraying Sarah Palin in Who's Nailin' Paylin? After the Thanksgiving meal the family can sit around and watch Kim in her porno and then watch the newest member of their family Lisa Ann in hers. I love the holidays.