Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Lindsay Lohan must be making lots of new friends. At the amfAR gala last night she showed off not one, but

two new furs and that Woody Allen clearly has no idea who she is. Hell at his age he might even think she is Soon Yi.

Heidi Klum was there in a non-Grammy approved dress.

This is more what CBS is thinking. Sarah Jessica Parker  models a dress with the world's largest suspenders.

Katharine McPhee was also there and CBS loved this, but really wants no open toes.

John Legend and Chrissy Teigen. If you have not followed Chrissy on Twitter, you are missing out.

Nicole Eggert stretches before filming some ABC reality show they can show you in between airing Bachelor or Bachelorette or Bachelor Pad or DWTS.

Ron Jeremy is feeling lots better. Going to film a selfie with the nurse to prove it.

Tori Spelling's car broke down. Still had time to Tweet though.

But It's Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy was allegedly attacked by a pap while eating dinner over at Mel's Diner. No, not the Mel's Diner from Alice which really should have been called Alice's Restaurant, but a different one. Ron was eating one of his six hamburgers. What can I say? The guy can eat and I think he learned a very long time ago that the porn industry was not hiring him for his good looks. The pap in question walked up to Ron and allegedly pepper sprayed Ron in the face. I say allegedly because of course the guy could very well be innocent. I mean it could have been water that he sprayed which made Ron cry like that or it could have not been anything at all and Ron just happened to have a can of pepper spray in his pocket.

Seeing that he had the chance to get a pap sent to prison, at the exact same moment that the pap brought up the can to allegedly spray, Ron threw down his burger, reached in his pocket, and sprayed his own face. He had been practicing this moment for years and it finally paid off. All the years of training and this was his moment. The pap never had a chance. The cops came and the pap was arrested for criminal use of tear gas.

I'm guessing what really happened is this pap guy auditioned for a porn shoot, and didn't get hired. So, he pulled a Tonya Harding. He was hoping that perhaps Ron would be so disfigured that the pap would get the role. Again, Ron is not hired for his looks Mr. Pap Guy.

Random Photos Part One

I didn't think Lindsay Lohan would ever make it to the top of the list ever again. See what happens when you try. Or not?
This is my conspiracy photo of the day. Click on the photo and make it nice and big. Is that a booger in her left nostril or something else. Of course it could be just freckles. She has them everywhere so why not inside her nose.
Felicity Huffman needs much better lighting. Don't you wish that you could just walk down a street and automatically be photoshopped.
One Hills cast member a day is all I can stand. Today the lucky person is Audrina Partridge. Not for anything special like her new boyfriend or the fact that she has joined the world of women who have been photographed getting out of a car with no panties. It is instead because she obviously did or ate something on the way to the premiere and just spilled it all over her. They are some very odd stains, but you have to love that she showed up and smiled anyway.
Adnan as a 17 year old. He is without a doubt the oldest looking 17 year old I have ever seen. You want to talk about back hair, you just know he has tons and tons.
Prince William after his first solo flight.
If you out a horse mouth on Ashlee Simpson then she could pass for Julia Roberts with that new hair color and all that work. Maybe that is what she is going for. Maybe Pete Wentz always wanted a shot at Julia and so he is having Ashlee slowly morph into Julia.
Some kind of Army roleplaying perhaps?
Your Jeopardy Question of the day. "What has Tom Cruise never felt?"
I'm guessing that Jesse Metcalfe lost some weight.
Maybe the Scientologists want a church cookbook.
The Snake Queen performing in London.
Whenever you are feeling down just go over to YouTube and type in Rex Lee and you will feel much better.
With all the reality shows around, how come Ron Jeremy doesn't have his own one yet? I think it would be great.
I was getting worried, but it turns out that Paris Hilton can still look whorish with the best of them.

Pink Taco Grand Opening Party

Now that's a cool shirt. Jessica looks nice also and she could do worse than Harry Morton should you know, uh, something happen to Cash and Carry.
Arielle Kebbel's pants seem to be threatening to take over her entire body.
Those look new.These don't.

What does it say about your family that Kimberly Stewart may be the closest to normal?
The proud papa.
"Hey buddy. I haven't seen you since we worked on that film together back in 1975."
Marlon is waiting to exhale as soon as the photographer turns away.