Random Photos Part Five

Roseanne Barr gets the top spot for this incredible weight loss.

Brooklyn Decker looks like she is posing for a mugshot.

Brooke Shields and

Uma Thurman showed up to the same event last night. That is a lot of height.

Cash Warren after a really bad masturbation accident.

David Beckham had his soccer cleats out yesterday.

I have seen a miracle. Diane Kruger has worn this shirt before. Joshua Jackson looks just as shocked as me.

Dita Von Teese and her new boyfriend.

Jamie Foxx and Andrew Garfield make an Emma Stone sandwich.

Tom Arnold Donates Roseanne Wedding Video To Goodwill

What started out as fun and lightheartedness is turning into something that is going to get very nasty and will probably involve lawyers at some point. Earlier this week, Tom Arnold cleaned out his garage. In addition to bags of coke he probably thought he had snorted or lost many years ago when he was still using, he also found old remote controls and cell phones and his wedding video to Roseanne. He donated it all to Goodwill and after he donated it, he Tweeted about it. Big mistake. Roseanne went ballistic that he donated it to Goodwill and said it was not his to donate. Umm, she has not cared about it for 20 years, so I think he can do what he wants. She says she wanted it because it has her kids in it. They only made one copy? No photos? Is she going to sit around and watch it and relive her marriage to a guy she hates? Apparently so because they have gone back and forth and Tom told her if she wanted it to go to Goodwill and buy it. It only costs $1.

Random Photos Part Three

Brandi Cyrus and her mom try and hide so they won't be recognized as being related to Miley Cyrus.

Amber Heard and her friends get dressed for a Halloween party.

Nahla is all dressed up with her mom Halle Berry at the pumpkin patch.

Roseanne Barr is going as Steve Maertin dressed like King Tut.

I always knew there was something a little off about the Hudgens sisters. They are vampires.Makes sense.

Isla Fisher can't wait to

get her mask off.

I'm not sure what Sacha Baron Cohen is.

Skyfall premiere in Berlin.

Lots of Daniel Craig fans.

The first changes have been made at Disney post LucasFilm purchase.

Emma Roberts is hiding from the paps only on her left side. She is ok with the ones on the right.

Tom Arnold Shows Up For Roseanne Roast

It took 17 years, but Tom Arnold and Roseanne Barr finally were back in the same room over the weekend. Tom was the surprise guest at Roseanne's roast which is going to air on Comedy Central. Not many of the former Roseanne cast showed up. It really came down to only Becky 2 and DJ as the only attendees from the show until Tom Arnold made an appearance. It happened right at the end of the night and was still 50/50 until right before taping. The pair hugged each other when Tom finished roasting her and Roseanne seemed really moved that he bothered to show. She called him really brave and then said, "But Jesus Christ, how many jobs do I have to get that guy?"

Jane Lynch hosted which is probably a good thing because Jeffrey Ross was out of control. He made Colorado shooting jokes and was booed and came dressed as Joe Paterno complete with guys wearing towels and football helmets.

Roseanne For President

Lots of celebrities do a lot of talking about politics but Roseanne Barr is actually doing some walking to go along with her talking. She has officially filed the paperwork to run for President and wants to be the Green Party candidate. I bet you think I am going to make fun of her. Nope. Not at all. I think she will provide a brashness and honesty that is missing from every political campaign. I try to stay out of politics on this site and I am perfectly willing to slam all politicians no matter the party. The one thing I find consistent with all politicians though is they all will use ten words when one will do and Roseanne would not be like that. There is very little a President does so I am not sure how bad Roseanne could mess up anything if she was elected and the four years would certainly be entertaining. I am more proud of her for stepping up to the plate and trying and maybe now she can learn the words to the National Anthem.