Random Photos Part One

Quantum of Solace has its premiere and you get the top spot. I should say its Royal Premiere. There will be more photos tomorrow of the premiere. These are from tonight in London and so they are still coming in. Hopefully there will be ones of Daniel Craig and Satsuki Mitchell where they don't look like they are made of wax.
This one is much better even if it is from the side. OK, had your Daniel Craig fix?

AC/DC - Philadelphia

This is Anne Hathaway from this month's edition of Vogue. Can't decide if she is trying to look sexy or like a man or a 30's movie star. I do like it though. It has attitude.

Two things. First, there are about 20 photos where David Beckham is staring. I'm glad he stares. Shows he's human. Second, the Lakers cheerleaders have gone way downhill.

It must be hard to coordinate that windswept look but Emile Hirsch and Diego Luna managed to do so.

So, I read today that to stay beautiful Eva Mendes hangs upside down for hours on end. I'm not really sure how that makes you more beautiful, but I guess if you have time to kill, you could give it a shot. This is Eva last night at the same event Jessica Simpson was complaining about.

Gavin Newsom, the San Francisco mayor and his wife Jennifer. I think it is Jennifer. I had her in the photos a couple of weeks ago and got it right, so if I got it wrong this time, I'm sorry.

The lovely Dame Judi Dench.

James Franco looks much better than yesterday. At least here he has his eyes open. Must be excited about watching himself kiss Sean Penn.

This is the best I have seen Jordin Sparks look in a long time. Yes, I said she looked nice so all of you American Idol people who love e-mailing me and calling me nasty names when I say something bad about your Idol hero can back off. Jordin is now calling herself a singer/actress. Does she even have a record label anymore? She won the show right? Now you can e-mail.

So, Jack White uses makeup. I get that. But, I think that is Karen's actual color and it is more pale than Jack. What is the over under on the last time Karen Elson saw the sun?

Keane - Rotterdam

Yeah, I know. I don't think there is a product that Katie Price won't sell. She literally could have her own shopping channel at this point. I think she is selling sex toys here. No? Geranimals for adults? Actually I think it is electric hair care products that can be converted to sex toys. Just make sure they are turned off first. Curling irons can leave a nasty burn, or a fake hickey if you are trying to impress your friends by making them think you have a girlfriend. Not that I would know anything about that.

I know Katy Perry is trying to be cool by doing the Freddie Mercury costume, but she really just looks like a Beastie Boys video.

So, Melrose Place is coming back. No doubt we will only get the good people for a few minutes each week. So, do you prefer cast photo 1?

Or cast photo 2?

"Camilla. That Jamaican s**t is still working. I think I see a deer walking behind me."

I think Pink looks really good here.

Don't even want to look at each other. I feel for her. He doesn't give a crap but I feel for her. Can't wait until the kids are older, she finally moves out and then writes a tell-all.

Salon Du Chocolat. So, tell me what parts are actually chocolate. Balloons? The little leaf things? I know there is chocolate.

This almost made the top spot. When Samuel L Jackson changes his hat style after ten years and changes his glasses so he can look more like Randy Jackson, then that is top spot worthy.

"So girlfriend, stop using your credit cards to buy food. I never use my credit cards to buy food."

"But Suze you are a millionaire."

"Girlfriend that is no excuse."

Shiva Rose. Still my favorite name. Seriously, if I ever have a child I am going to lobby for that name. I will be sneaky about it though saying my first choice is this or this and when she is in labor and screaming and yelling at me for getting her pregnant, I would say, "what do you think about Shiva Rose?" See, I think that would work.

The entire Dempsey clan. Well minus the kids. And the wife is not really a Dempsey by blood so, forget the whole family thing.

Tom Hanks & Billy Crystal - San Francisco

Casey Affleck & Sean Penn - San Francisco

Jack Nicholson was at the same Paul Newman charity event, but I don't know whether he was performing or not. He looks good though.

TR Knight and Mark Cornelsen. Mark seems happy to be there doesn't he?

Random Photos Part One

One of the coolest people on the entire planet. Amber Tamblyn takes the top spot. ECA.
Because Amber went to an event and got her photo taken, Ali Larter and her newly adorned ring finger are relegated to second position.
This was quite the event. Wish I would have been invited, but then I would have done something idiotic and gone up to Jessica Alba and asked her if Tom came to her first and offered her money to marry him, and then turn and ask Katie which name she truly f**king prefers.
It wouldn't be a Friday here without some Johnny Depp. I haven't had a chance to look for some full frontal for you today, so this will have to do for now. If he opened his shirt a bit more you could have a little nip slip of Mr. Depp. I will refrain from posting the nip slip photo I found of Amy Winehouse yesterday.
Wow. Ummm. You know, I just feel so bad that Jessica Biel had the bad lip injection and the horrible color job, that I am just going to lay off saying anything bad about her. The fact that she can still smile despite the horrible beauty atrocities that have been committed against her this past week preclude me from saying anything further about her that would leave her even more scarred and hideous than she is now.
Speaking of scarred. I know Justin Long is going to get hiss heart scarred when Drew Barrymore finally breaks up with him. Oh, she will, and Justin Long will be crushed. This is a guy who is plainly way more in love with Drew than she with him.
Bear with me on this one. Do you remember the scene in Planes Trains And Automobiles where they need money and John Candy starts selling shower curtain rings in the bus station. Forget the fact that you have never seen a bus station with people in it who actually have money, but he sold a bunch of teenagers shower curtain rings but called them earrings to make the sale. These are those earrings and they look just as stupid on Beyonce as they did on the three girls in the scene. Maybe 4 girls. Maybe the train station and not the bus station.
I just know that this movie with Tracy Morgan and Ice Cube is going to be great. It is actually a movie I am looking forward to which doesn't happen often. I also promised DNfromMN that I would go see Juno. So, I am going to do the whole pay for one and sneak around for free to the other 23 screens. Not that I would encourage any of you to break the law, but you know, if they are going to put that many screens in one place, and only one 16 year old kid to keep watch, stuff is going to happen.
I don't think Tyson Beckford is in the Top 50 GQ stylish list, but this looks damn good on him. Bastard.
Speaking of bastards. No, not really. It looks like Val Kilmer only has about 50 more punds to lose so I'm happy for him. Hopefully by the time he hits the beach next summer he will have lost enough weight where we can safely look at his photos again, or he could just wear a shirt. Have I told you I love Rosario Dawson. She looks like she wants to go out tonight. See who is really paying attention. Also if you notice in the background there is a sighting of Dylan McDermott who although doing the single guy thing in Miami last week made his way back to LA to support my favorite name.
Shiva. Who this week is using the McDermott thing. He is just stringing you along baby. Hopefully Kerry Washington told you the same thing, but I am available for hugs or jello fights. Or just coffee. A text?
I just hope that Kim Kardashian is pregnant because at her present rate of weight gain, she will explode sometime around January 26th. She has gained 5 pounds since the other photo earlier this week. Reggie you better start praying it isn't yours.

11th Hour Premiere

"Hey baby. I used to be a big star. Now, I'm just big. I have this strap on my glasses because I just eat by stuffing my face in the bowl and I eat fast and then start to sweat and so I got tired of my glasses dropping in my food. But enough about that. Did you see The Doors?"
Well he should be smiling. The actual title of the movie is Leonardo DiCaprio Presents The 11th Hour. How often do you see that?

I wish I had hair so I could make it look like that. I try it but since I only have two or three very long strands it just doesn't quite look the same.
The directors of the film flanking Polly Cohen who is the President of Warner Independent Pictures. She looks amazing. (never hurts to kiss ass)
See I like Shiva Rose. The problem is that everytime I see her name it makes me think of the Ebola virus. I think some book I read used Shiva as the name of a disease and so it's not her fault. It's kind of like when you see Kim Kardashian you think whore. It's just natural.
That bike riding is paying off Tobey and Jennifer looks great also. What? I don't always have to be snarky.
You know how some people have going to church clothes or going to meeting clothes. Adrian Grenier has going to premiere clothes. This is the ONLY outfit he ever wears.

Irmalin DiCaprio rocking the leopard print.
I know I'm always thinking someone got some breast work done. Hey, I'm a guy, but doesn't it look like Kate Bosworth got some done?
Let's take a closer look.
Lukas Haas. Where the hell have you been? Who can ever forget that after school special My Dissident Mom.