A Sixty Year Age Gap Is Nothing

Apparently Sumner Redstone decided that the reason his marriage to his current wife didn't work was that the 40 year age gap was just too close. I mean he is 85 and she is 46. I mean 39 years is nothing. He needs to find someone he has less in common with right? So, enter a flight attendant who used to work on the Viacom jets. According to the NY Daily News, Malia Andelin has caught Sumner's eye. She had to move slowly though because his eyes are not what they once were. Malia is much more age appropriate. She is after all just in her early 20's. It's always nice to date someone who was born about the time you were eligible for Social Security benefits.
The picture above is Sumner with his almost divorced wife and a $20 bill. I believe Andrew Jackson is on that bill and was probably the President alive when Sumner was born. Yes, I know he wasn't, but it is still funny, and why does someone pose with a $20 bill?



