Tom Sizemore Says He Made Up Bill Clinton/Liz Hurley Affair Story

As I told you yesterday, you have to take anything Tom Sizemore says with a little bit of disbelief because of his past and continued drug use. There was a huge report that got national headlines when Tom said that he once setup a Lincoln bedroom tryst between Bill Clinton and Tom's then ex-girlfriend Liz Hurley. Tom is heard on an audio recording telling the tale about how Clinton approached him at a screening for Black Hawk Down in the White House and pressured Tom into giving Clinton the phone number for Hurley and then had Hurley come to the White House for sex while Clinton was still in the White House. Yesterday Sizemore admitted he made the whole thing up and that the tape was made before he went to rehab. Sizemore says he has never been to the White House and never met any President. Apparently Sizemore also lied about when the tape was made though because it was made very recently and not years ago as he claimed. Hey, it's Sizemore's world and we are just living in it.

Radar Explodes With Juicy Gossip

I for one am more than happy to bow and give link praise to an organization that delivers and today Radar delivered the goods. Wednesday is all about the biggest gossip juice but that usually applies to Radar's tabloid brethren and company masthead companions. Today though they had three stories that would be enough to carry any cover.

#1 - Selena Gomez went to rehab in January. - Radar says that Selena is a drug and booze mess and that she went to rehab for two weeks in January. Selena's reps confirmed the rehab stay but say it was for exhaustion and personal issues and denied substance abuse. Radar says she smokes a lot of pot and abuses prescription drugs mixed with booze.

#2- Bill Clinton cheated on Hilary with Elizabeth Hurley. Would you honestly put it past either of them? The only downside to the rumor is that it is alleged by Tom Sizemore. Yeah, if you paid him enough or he smoked enough meth he would probably tell you that he saw Shaquille O'Neal getting loved on by Verne Troyer and they were waiting for Huma Abedin to join them. Another downside? The story is shared with Globe which is owned by the same company. It came down to this story and Bat Boy's college graduation.

#3- Mary Tyler Moore is a victim of domestic violence at the hands of her husband and 911 has been called nine times in the past seven months. This headline is being shared with The Enquirer which is owned by the same company as Radar. This is more up their alley because they do specialize in articles about people your grandmother loves. This is tragic and Mary should leave before she gets killed.

Tom Sizemore Is Back On The Drugs Again- Takes Oliver Stone Down With Him

I'm not sure what a print magazine like The Enquirer is going to do with a 23 minute video of Tom Sizemore using heroin followed by meth but, they do have some interesting quotes from the video which they obtained. I don't really think any of us are shocked that Sizemore is using drugs again. I think most of us probably wondered if he had ever stopped. His life is just one big drug. What is shocking is that he took Oliver Stone right down with him. Tom says that Oliver Stone uses heroin. Stone has admitted to past drug use but Tom makes it seem as if Oliver Stone is still using heroin to this day. You could go over to Stone's house right now and he would be watching JFK while listening to The Doors and have a needle hanging out of his arm while surrounded by hookers. Oh yeah, Tom says Oliver loves hookers and spent much of a movie doing heroin and having sex with hookers. Isn't that how you imagined Hollywood to be? A dirty old man using heroin while he has sex with hookers all day is in charge of a $100M movie.

Tom Sizemore And His Date

Tom Sizemore has always had the craziest stuff happen to him. Whether he was robbing Verizon stores or beating up Heidi Fleiss, Tom has always found himself in the center of some bizarre police investigations. Last Thursday, Tom was coming home from a date with a woman. As Tom got to the house, he was attacked by the boyfriend of the woman he had been on a date with. The man then put Tom in a headlock and threatened him with a gun that Tom never saw. Oh, and for good measure the guy took a bunch of Tom's stuff from Tom's house but left the girlfriend behind. Police managed to catch the guy and charged him with assault and recovered Sizemore's stuff. I bet Tom owed him money for something.

Tom Sizemore Had Sex With Everyone - Talks Juliette Lewis Brad Pitt Split

Tom Sizemore has a new book being released. Not written in crayon with a free bag of coke included, it actually talks about his addictions and also does a lot of name dropping, at least when it comes to sex. He said that he had an affair with Juliette Lewis while she was dating Brad Pitt. Hmm, considering she was 16 at that time is that something he really wants to be sharing? He also says that Juliette broke up with Brad because he could not decide what shoes to wear to the Academy Awards the year she was nominated and they ended up being late. Also having sex with Tom was Elizabeth Hurley who had sex with Tom while she was dating Hugh Grant. You know, because a drug addicted woman beater is way more exciting than Hugh and his love of hookers.

Random Photos Part Two

Miley Cyrus getting her hair colored by the guy who invented The Rachel.
Marie Claire put Miley Cyrus on the cover.
Melanie Griffith came back from Spain without Antonio Banderas. The two had been there supporting their daughter. She seems happier though.
Here they are in Spain over the weekend.
Prince Harry playing ping pong in his Angry Birds hat.
Anna Kendrick at the ParaNorman premiere with
a very sweaty Tom Sizemore. Hey, at least he is alive.
Reese Witherspoon making a coffee run for the family.
Snooki showing off her baby bump.
The only celebrity reporter/talk show host/interviewer worth a damn. Wendy Williams.

Tom Sizemore Arrested - Again

Stop me if you have heard this before. Tom Sizemore was arrested early this morning. Apparently Tom is living in a place where there is a lot of drug activity. No? Really? Shocker!!! Well, when police went over to his place, they ran him for warrants and Tom had an outstanding one. No? Really? Shocker!! So, police took Tom into custody. The warrant was for battery. I don't think you need me to repeat the shocker part. I think I have lost track of how many people he has battered and how many times he has been arrested. He certainly does have an arrest record that is creative. My favorite though will always be the one from Verizon where he stole office supplies. Phones everywhere and he steals office supplies. One lesson here. Don't smoke crack. Oh, or date Heidi Fleiss and smoke crack.

Megan Wren Found

Tom Sizemore is off the hook in this one. Over the weekend police found Megan Wren. The 25 year old woman had been living on the same floor of the same apartment building as Tom Sizemore and her family said Tom was the last person to see Megan. Reports had pegged them as boyfriend and girlfriend. Tom says no, and that he was just helping her through personal problems. Megan has not said anything yet to anyone about why she disappeared. She was found living in a home near downtown Los Angeles. The woman disappeared March 31st and the police finally got around to interviewing Sizemore last week. It is interesting that within like three days of police interviewing Sizemore the woman was found. Maybe because of the extra publicity?