Vladimir Putin Divorcing His Wife

Russian President Vladimir Putin is divorcing his wife of 30 years. Considering all the rumors about him seeing tons of other women, I guess he is doing this now because it would look unseemly to get caught in a photograph with one of them. Of course, since he does pretty much have absolute power in his country, I would not want to be the photographer who took the photo or be the one who posts it or publishes it. Look at what happened to Pussy Riot and all they did was sing. His wife was by his side when he made the announcement and she said she was grateful to him for everything and that he is a great guy, but she does not like to be seen in public or take airplane rides. Umm, yeah, that last one makes sense.

President Gets A Model Part 2

Well if the French President can get a model half his age, then why not the President of Russia? Vladimir Putin who is 56 has apparently walked out on his wife so he can shack up with a 24 year old woman who is a former model, actress and gymnast. Alina Kabaeva met the President when she won a seat in the Russian Parliament. There are some who say however that she won the seat because of the President.

Before Putin leaves office next month it is rumored that a law will be passed which will allow him to divorce his wife of over 20 years without any of the normal divorce laws applying. The reason is that Putin wants to get married in June.

Hell yes he better get married to her before then, because once he is out of office he is just going to be an out of work middle aged guy who is soon going to develop a vodka belly by watching reruns of all his old accomplishments all day long. He will be laying around the house all day while she goes to work and when she comes home will find him on the couch, naked with a block of cheese, and passed out from drinking to much.

It should be a hell of a life. Oh, and on a side note, if the first Mrs. Putin happens to read this, just be quiet, take whatever money he gives you and run, run, run. Head to New York. You should be pretty safe there and the former First Lady of France is organizing some kind of First Wives Club for political leaders.

So Are Half Naked Pictures Of The Russian President Gossip?

I don't know if they are, but I would run half naked photos of the Bush twins and I know that if I see photos of George or Bill half naked, I will run those. These photos have caused a scandal I think mainly because other leaders don't quite have the guns of Putin. Allegedly there was run on condoms after the photos were first released in Russia last week because the women all got horny. Whatever. I thought about running some recent photos of Tony Blair and his naked man boobs, but he had already resigned, so now he was a former Prime Minister with man boobs. Not as fun.