Is Pimpa Paying Tom Brady?

Taking advantage of the recent World Series win for the Boston Red Sox, the success of the New England Patriots, and the resurrection of the Boston Celtics, Jessica Simpson hopes to bring it all crashing down, by declaring that she is going to find a guy from Boston and date him. Confusing Mississippi with Massachusetts, Jessica told Extra, "I need a Boston man. A Boston man is closest to a Southern man, I believe."

Yea, I remember just last week the redneck in Alabama was talking about how his Prius was wicked good.

I wouldn't be surprised if Pimpa has coughed up a few bucks to Tom Brady and paid him to take Jessica out for a dinner or two just to get some headlines for his daughter and an autographed football for himself. An autographed football doesn't seem like to bad of a price for pimping out your kid. He did get two tickets to a football game for pimping her out to Tony Romo, but he wasn't as big then. In order to sweeten the deal he probably threw in a happy ending either from Jessica or himself (well he will be watching anyway won't he?)

The curse of the Bambino was lifted in Boston, BUT, the curse of the Whoreino will be placed upon all your sports teams if anyone in Boston goes out with Jessica Simpson. It will only be lifted if Jessica has a number one album or a number one movie, so essentially it will be in place for all of time.