Sex Assault Charges Against Shawn Mount Dropped

Back in September, a woman accused hairstylist, Shawn Mount of sexually assaulting her during London Fashion Week. At the time, Shawn's wife, Heidi Mount, who is the "muse" of Karl Lagerfeld said she stood by her husband and that she knew he would be vindicated. Well, police in London have decided that no action will be taken against Shawn. I remember when these charges first surfaced and I was really surprised how strong Heidi was for her support of Shawn. I figured she would distance herself, but she didn't. In a statement, Heidi told the NY Post, "We are still together. Nothing about these false accusations has changed our relationship."

Angelina Pivarnick Gets In Fight - Misses Paycheck To Fight

Angelina Pivarnick was going to pick up a paycheck this weekend for fighting another reality star, namely Karry Schwartz. That fight was supposed to happen in the ring and was being promoted by that guy who seems to have sex with all of Jon Gosselin's hand me downs. Anyway, in true Jersey Shore fashion, Angelina got into a fight with another woman at the bar area of the casino. Surprisingly, the fight did not start because the woman had heard Angelina's rap song and wanted her money back. I know. Well, then again, most people would probably not ask for their money back because who would admit they actually paid to listen to Angelina's song. It was probably a sister or cousin of the guy Angelina cheated on with Vinny on that guy's birthday.

So, when Angelina got into the fight with the stranger, security at the casino kicked her out and the fight had to be postponed.

Norwegians Take Punk'd To A Whole New Level

The Norwegian television show, Gylne Tider, pulled off a trick worthy of a Borat or Bruno movie. The show convinced the most random set of actors, actresses and singers EVER to sing Let It Be in a We Are The World type thing with a variety of green screens in the background. They told everyone it was for charity, but David Faustino says it was not. None of the other stars, nor the television show itself will give the answer. In just a few days though, the show managed to get stars like Glenn Close, Jason Alexander, and Roger Moore to all participate. Of course it might not have even been for the charity. Maybe the television show was offering free lefse and lutefisk. Well, not the lutefisk.

Martha Stewart To Be A Grandmother

A little something different now. According to The National Enquirer, Martha Stewart's daughter Alexis, is having a baby. Kind of. Apparently Alexis has found a surrogate to have the baby for her. Apparently the woman chosen is married and lives in rural Pennsylvania. I can't believe the woman is married. Do you think they do this as a career? I am trying to think about what it would be like to be married to someone who was carrying a baby for someone for pay. It is all the drama and ups and downs of pregnancy but at the end you just get a paycheck and not the baby.

Do many women do this as a career? The article says that a Stewart family attorney found the woman and Alexis needed a surrogate because she has been unable to conceive. Is this expensive? I mean it is a 24 hour a day full-time commitment for 9-10 months.

"Bristol Palin" Says Her Mom Didn't Make Her Do DWTS

As big of a fan as I am of Margaret Cho and who is on tour right now and should not be missed, it was hard to believe what she said about Bristol Palin being forced to do DWTS. It seems pretty hard to force Bristol Palin to do anything. Maybe she could be bribed by her mother, but I don't know if she could ever be forced.

Anyway, someone alleging to be Bristol Palin said on Bristol's Facebook page that Bristol was not forced to perform on DWTS. "Bristol" says the show offered and then she decided. On her own. She also decided to take some swipes at Margaret Cho, promote her mom's book, and promote her mom's book some more. Oh, and promote her mom's book again.

The open letter "Bristol" wrote does not sound like anything I have ever really heard from her previously. It sounds like it was written by a professional pr person who was trying to sound like a teenager. Read it and you decide if she wrote it herself.

Parents Go Out Of Town - Can't Find A Babysitter For Brooke

Brooke Mueller, who is 33 years old, lives with her parents. It makes sense really because they are raising her two kids while she runs around and parties with Paris Hilton and films a reality show about what people will do for coke.

Anyway, Brooke's parents are going on a cruise for 2 weeks and like most parents who have a 7th grader, they did not want their daughter tagging along. While they could find a babysitter for the twins, no one was also willing to babysit Brooke, so they had Brooke check into a sober living rehab facility.

"She is struggling with her sobriety and we are going away on a cruise so we feel better that she will be there while we are gone."

Well, hopefully they will bring back Brooke a t-shirt that says, My parents out me into a sober living facility while they went on a 2 week cruise and all the got me was this lousy t-shirt."

Jen Pays For Vacation - Chelsea Slams Angelina

Considering that anyone without cable probably has no idea who Chelsea Handler is, the past two weeks have been a pretty good publicity boost for her. After not really getting anywhere by making out and groping 50 Cent, Chelsea accepted an offer from Jennifer Aniston to hang out in Mexico during Thanksgiving. All at Jen's expense of course. So, Chelsea got pictures of herself in her bikini next to Jen and her bikini and Chelsea got more attention than she ever has before. So, she had to repay Jen for that of course and get publicity. Hmm, how to do that? Well, over the weekend, Chelsea used her stand up routine to call Angelina Jolie a homewrecking b**ch and for good measure said the reason Angelina does not have any female friends is because she is a c**t.

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This actress who is out of town promoting a film about to be released that she has a small part in, has already battled substance abuse and now is about to tackle a new challenge: motherhood. The troubled star hooked up with a random guy at a bar before leaving to promote the film and is now pregnant. She will probably say when the news comes out that the baby belongs to her boyfriend. It doesn’t and couldn’t since the two haven’t slept together in six months.