Monday, January 24, 2011

Flavor Flav Opens A Fried Chicken Place


It is not really that surprising that Flavor Flav opened a restaurant. I mean lots of celebrities think they can make money at a place and of course they want to be able to eat for free, especially when they are visiting Clinton, Iowa. Yes, for some reason, Flavor opened his brand new restaurant in Clinton, Iowa. Also probably going against all good advice he opened it right next door to a KFC.

Nothing against Clinton, Iowa, but it just does not exactly seem like the place Flavor Flav probably envisioned when he was thinking of opening a place. One thing is for sure though, I bet he wears the most clocks out of anyone in the town. As for the food, Flavor says it will knock your taste buds out of the house. So, if you are ever in Clinton, Iowa, stop by Flav's place.

Jaime Pressly Splits From Husband



That drinking binge with a guy who was not her husband is probably not the reason Jaime Pressly and her husband have called it quits, but it probably didn't help. It could also be the almost $1M in taxes she owes. Jaime and her husband only dated for like two months before they got married so maybe they realized they just did not have anything in common. It does suck though because he is a lawyer who married way above himself. It is kind of like Alyssa Milano and her husband. I think that guy will wake up pretty soon and realize Alyssa has moved on from him too, but at least he can always say he was once married to her.

The Razzies


Worst picture
"The Bounty Hunter"
"The Last Airbender"
"Sex & the City 2"
"Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
"Vampires Suck!"

Worst actor
Jack Black, "Gulliver's Travels"
Gerard Butler, "The Bounty Hunter"
Ashton Kutcher, "Killers" and "Valentine's Day"
Taylor Lautner, "Twilight Saga: Eclipse" and "Valentine's Day"
Robert Pattinson, "Remember Me" and "Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Worst actress
Jennifer Aniston, "The Bounty Hunter" and "The Switch"
Miley Cyrus, "The Last Song"
Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis & Cynthia Nixon, "Sex & the City 2"
Megan Fox, "Jonah Hex"
Kristen Stewart, "Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Worst supporting actress
Jessica Alba, "The Killer Inside Me," "Little Fockers," "Machete" and "Valentine's Day"
Cher, "Burlesque"
Liza Minnelli, "Sex & the City 2"
Nicola Peltz, "The Last Airbender"
Barbra Streisand, "Little Fockers"

Worst supporting actor
Billy Ray Cyrus, "The Spy Next Door"
George Lopez, "Marmaduke," "The Spy Next Door" and "Valentine's Day"
Dev Patel, "The Last Airbender"
Jackson Rathbone, "The Last Airbender" and "Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
Rob Schneider, "Grown Ups"

Worst eye-gouging mis-use of 3-D (Special category for 2010!)
"Cats and Dogs: Revenge of Kitty Galore"
"Clash of the Titans"
"The Last Airbender"
"Nutcracker 3-D"
"Saw 3-D" (aka "Saw VII")

Worst screen couple/ Worst screen ensemble
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler, "The Bounty Hunter"
Josh Brolin’s face & Megan Fox’s accent, "Jonah Hex"
The entire cast of "The Last Airbender"
The entire cast of "Sex & the City 2"
The entire cast of "Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Worst director
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer, "Vampires Suck!"
Michael Patrick King, "Sex & the City 2"
M. Night Shyamalan, "The Last Airbender"
David Slade, "Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
Sylvester Stallone, "The Expendables"

Worst screenplay
"The Last Airbender," written by M. Night Shyamalan, based on the TV series created by Michael Dante DiMartino and Brian Konietzko
"Little Fockers," written by John Hamburg and Larry Stuckey, based on characters created by Greg Glenna & Mary Roth Clarke
"Sex & the City 2," written by Michael Patrick King, based on the TV series created by Darren Star
"Twilight Saga: Eclipse," screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer
"Vampires Suck!" written by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

Worst prequel, remake, rip-off or sequel (Combined category for 2010)
"Clash of the Titans"
"The Last Airbender"
"Sex & the City 2"
"Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
"Vampires Suck!"

Kevin Smith Slams Bruce Willis


Kevin Smith took some time out from his busy schedule to indulge in one of his favorite sports. No, not airline bashing or shopping for really ugly looking shin length denim shorts. No, and not eating either. Instead he spent some time slamming Bruce Willis and blaming Bruce for the movie Cop Out not making as much money as it could have.

In an interview with The Daily Mail, Kevin said, "It was difficult. I've never been involved in a situation like that where one component is not in the box at all. It was f***ing soul crushing. I had no f***ing help from this dude whatsoever."

Now granted, Bruce Willis is a tool, and if he is not getting a huge portion of dollar one he will do the very minimum to promote a movie, but all that being said, did Kevin even watch the movie? It was awful. I watched it. I paid money for it. I thought that Tracy Morgan could probably make it work, but it was really bad. Not like Razzie bad, but bad enough where Kevin should feel grateful the movie made as much as it did. I am perfectly happy to slam an actor or actress who does not promote the movie because that is part of the deal, but the director's job is to make a decent movie and it wasn't.

I Thought Everyone Knew Jonathan Knight Was Gay


Last Thursday night during the RH-Beverly Hills after show, Tiffany and Debbie Gibson came out and spent a couple of minutes with the fawning Andy Cohen. Not like when he was drooling over Marie Osmond and imagining her doll collection for himself, but still fawning. During the conversation, Tiffany said she had once hooked up with NKOTB member Jonathan Knight and shortly thereafter he came out. Tiffany said she wondered for awhile if she was the one who turned Jonathan gay. Did the news shock anyone? There are organizations out there saying that Jonathan never publicly came out and that Tiffany did the honors. I could have sworn he did come out before. No one seemed surprised and And kind of hinted at it and maybe even asked the question about whether Tiffany turned Jonathan gay.

I don't think Tiffany outed him. Did she?

Aaron Carter Needs Emotional And Spiritual Rehab


Back in the day, if someone needed to some emotional or spiritual rehab they would head off to India or some monastery in Tibet. According to Aaron Carter's spokesperson, you now do this in rehab. Please. I don't know what good it does for someone to go to rehab if they cannot be honest with themselves and others. Apparently while recording his latest album and getting ready to go on tour, Aaron did not feel he was ready to go on this musical journey he was about to take. I think his spokesperson was the one smoking something before he wrote this statement.

Wouldn't you for once like to see some kind of statement that says, "While making his new album, _______ was so f**ked up on (circle one) drugs/booze/prescription drugs that they could not make one word clear. In addition, while rehearsing for the tour____ spent so much time drinking/snorting that they can not stand up long enough to actually perform therefore a month in rehab is his best bet if he wants to have any kind of career at all.

Oprah Has A Half-Sister


You would think at some point in life, Oprah's mother Vernita would have shared the secret with Oprah that Oprah has a half-sister. You would be wrong. Kitty Kelley, who is doing an unauthorized biography of Oprah discovered the half-sister and the fact she was given up for adoption as an infant. On Oprah's show today, she introduces the woman named Bunny to the world as her half-sister.

“I thought I’d seen it all. But this, my friends, is the miracle of all miracles. I was given some news that literally shook me to my core. This time, I’m the one being reunited. Only a handful of people in my life know about this. I’ve been keeping a family secret for months, and you’re going to hear it straight from me.”

NY Post Blind Items

Which eccentric fashion designer carries tampons to be in touch with his feminine side while he designs women's clothes?

Which extraordinarily wealthy jet-setting businessman has a wife and two girlfriends on different continents but refuses to be seen in public with any of them for fear that the others will go crazy with jealousy and sue him for his billions?

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