Flava Flav Thinks Miley Cyrus Is Gwen Stefani

Lindsay Lohan Is Going To Sue Pedestrian Who She Hit

Lindsay Lohan is under the illusion that she does not drink. She is also trying to get this guy she hit with her car off her back. The man she hit last week says that Lindsay smelled like booze. Police have said Lindsay was not drinking. He didn't say she had been drinking, he said she smelled like booze. It probably comes out of her pores after all those years of drinking. Anyway, Lindsay is going to sue him because she says that people won't hire her if they think she has been drinking. Umm, first of all Lindsay, they don't hire you because you are a bad actress who thinks you are A+ list. Second, you have been drinking in the past two weeks. Your mom's birthday party. Ordering and drinking doubles. Lindsay has no chance of winning and is just trying to strong arm this guy into dropping the charges.

Blind Item #2

What 90210 actress was at an event and ate one piece of food and then spent the night complaining that she was getting fat. She has reportedly lost 20 pounds off her already thin frame in the past three months. Love problems and trying to juggle a boyfriend and a guy she just has sex with.

Billie Joe Armstrong Goes On A Rock Star Rant

Apparently Billie Joe Armstrong was expecting to play longer than the producers of the iHeartRadio thing in Vegas. Producers ran down Green Day's clock to one minute and Billie just stopped in the middle of a song and exploded. This is totally NSFW and takes a slam at Justin Bieber. So, all good.

Fiona Apple Is Fiona Apple

About 15 years ago, Fiona Apple was everywhere. I know that many of you reading this are only 15. You can be forgiven if you do not remember Fiona. She was not a true one hit wonder, but it was pretty close. Everyone just remembers her because she always looked like she was addicted to heroin and she gave some crazy interviews and speeches. Like, these were Gary Busey quality. On Friday night, Fiona told the people at her concert in Houston all about her arrest, and again, she made no sense. Welcome back Fiona.

Zoe Saldana Is Making A Really Bad Mistake

Dear Zoe,

I think you are amazing. When I have met you you have been funny and sweet and seem like a great person. I understand that you think Bradley Cooper is good looking and charming and when he speaks to you in French, you think he is probably saying nice things about you. Has he told you why he got divorced? The truth? You still want to go out with him? Do you remember all the times he has hurt you over the past year? Embarrassed you? Made you feel like crap? You had broken free. You had stopped taking his calls and now for some reason you let him talk you into a movie and then spending the night. Why? You know how it is going to end. The same way it has ended everytime that you have let him back into your life. You already broke free from one bad relationship. Show some of that inner strength and get rid of Bradley. Move on. Find a nice guy like Eric Stonestreet. He would probably love it if you and Charlize Theron were fighting over him.

Enty

Blind Item #1

Everyone thinks this C list celebrity couple with A list name recognition and kids is happy and everything is perfect. Not really. The couple try to never be at home at the same time. When they are, it is always separate bedrooms. The husband watches the kids during the day and the mom watches them at night. She thinks she has moved beyond him. He thinks she is a spoiled diva.

Charlize Theron & Eric Stonestreet

If I told you to pick two people who would be the least likely to get together, you would probably come up with Ellen & Chris Brown. Probably not likely to happen. If you say, hey, Ellen is a lesbian so that is too easy, then how about Ellen and Lindsay Lohan. Somewhere on that list, if you could even think of these two in the same sentence would be Eric Stonestreet and Charlize Theron. Yeah, I'm shocked too, but apparently they are crazy about each other and not just because he is good at babysitting. There is actual attraction. I know. Some kind of love potion or blackmail that Eric has over Charlize. Whatever it is that he has, I would love some of it.