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Blind Items Revealed

July 2, 2013

This A list celebrity chef was overheard complaining about his wife who says that she only lets him go to work alone. He is not allowed to go anywhere else alone because of all the times she has caught him cheating. I guess she thinks he will behave at work. He has not in the past, so it will be interesting to see if she starts following our chef to work too.

Gordon Ramsay

Blind Items Revealed

July 2, 2013

This B-/C+ list mostly television actress who does not have a show right now and used to be a has been reality star has been offered $1M from Playboy to pose for them which is the most they have offered in a long time. Our actress/reality star is balking despite the fact she has not made that much combined over the past five years because she thinks it will hurt her acting chances. She did not use the word craft, but I know she was thinking it. No one thinks of her as a good actress anyway so it won't matter, but she is convinced she can make it out with going nude. Unless it is crucial to the role or something.

Katharine McPhee

Blind Items Revealed

July 2, 2013

I'm not sure how much more dumb this A- list mostly movie actor could get. He is an Academy Award winner/nominee and he has got a woman pregnant. Not the first time that has happened or the first time he got a woman pregnant that he did not even know her last name. Seriously.

Owen Wilson

Blind Items Revealed

July 2, 2013

This A+ list mostly movie actor bailed on his fans and other obligations after his actress girlfriend told him he had 20 minutes to get to her place or she would not see him for a week. Apparently she has followed through on her threats before so the actor hustled over as quickly as possible. The guy is lust blind.

Johnny Depp/Amber Heard

Blind Items Revealed

July 2, 2013

This B list celebrity turned B-/C+ list mostly movie actress has been on a rampage the past two months. She is convinced her A- list mostly movie actor boyfriend cheated on her and has been letting him know it everyday. The clothes he had at her place have been burned and the ashes sent back to him in the mail. She also texted all his friends to tell them what her thoughts were on the situation. She is not happy and when she gets wind of his current girlfriend, I hope she is ready for some of the same.

Gina Carano /Henry Cavill/Kaley Cuoco

Blind Items Revealed

July 2, 2013

This A list mostly movie actor who is in danger of dropping to a B list unless his franchise success starts being duplicated spent an entire day at a Scientology facility. They are putting on the full show and doing everything they can to get him to commit because they know if he does and goes public with it, they will bring in thousands of young people.

 Robert Pattinson/Riley Keough

Blind Items Revealed

July 1, 2013

A former assistant sent this in, and I loved the way she wrote it so much, that I kept it pretty much as is, except for my list additions.

I work in fashion and a few years ago was working for a designer named ____________( who is amazing by the way and probably the nicest boss I've ever had). Really big. Loved by Vogue. Well respected.
Anyways she got a call from this former A list celebrity/singer who is now still an A list celebrity and working on that singing thing again's assistant who said that our celebrity loved the designer and wanted to meet with her to discuss possibly designing some couture pieces for her. The designer had done some tie dye tights that our celebrity said were "genius". Which they were.

The designer went to the celebrity's house which was huge.
Our celebrity was in bed and called the designer in. Our celebrity was completely manic and jumped out pulling open the doors to an enormous cabinet that was completely full of pill bottles. This cabinet was 6 foot high and packed to the rafters with nothing but pills. She took a few handfuls and ran into the adjoining room telling the designer that she was working on designing a collection that was really punk.

In the next room there were rails and rails of vintage dresses, vintage might be the wrong word...try 18th and 19th century dresses that would be worth at least 10 grand a piece.
And our celebrity had cut them all up. Huge ballgowns probably worn by royalty were cut to the knee and had patches of random fabrics glued and half stitched on. She warbled on for an hour about working together. She kept leaving and downing more pills and going off on tangents. The designer really wanted to work with her. But after 5 hours of "speaking" with our celebrity she finally left after the celebrity passed out cold on the floor in one big thud.

The designer said she thinks the dresses that had been destroyed probably cost in excess of 1,000,000 pounds ($1.5M).

Designer: Emma Cook
Celebrity: Courtney Love


Blind Items Revealed

July 1, 2013

This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award nominee/winner was a restaurant the other night and they lost her reservation and dared to make her wait a few minutes. Not a good idea. The foreign born actress went off on the staff in several different languages and threatened them that if was not sitting in five minutes she would have her husband buy the place and then close it.

Salma Hayek

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