Blind Items Revealed

August 23, 2013

A little something different today. I am going to give you the crazy half of a celebrity sex pairing, and you have to come up with the other half. Think things like Madonna and Dennis Rodman or Madonna and Jose Canseco or Madonna, damn she had sex with a lot of strange guys.

#2 - Lindsay Lohan and this A list mostly movie actor who had sex with her before she even turned 18. I think she was 17, but it might have been 16. No one has ever been able to confirm it for sure. Oh, and he is an Academy Award winner/nominee.

James Franco

Blind Items Revealed

August 23, 2013

A little something different today. I am going to give you the crazy half of a celebrity sex pairing, and you have to come up with the other half. Think things like Madonna and Dennis Rodman or Madonna and Jose Canseco or Madonna, damn she had sex with a lot of strange guys.

#1 - Paris Hilton and this A list mostly movie actor who is having a tough time keeping the A+ list he had after his franchise ended.

Robert Pattinson

Blind Items Revealed

August 23, 2013

This A+ list Academy Award winner/nominee is moving over to television and told his co-star that he thought it would be best if she stopped calling the paps everytime she left her house so when they go out to talk about their new show that it will be fresh and exciting and people won't feel like they see her every second. And guess what? They are no longer speaking. This should work out well.

Robin Williams/Sarah Michelle Gellar

Blind Items Revealed

August 22, 2013

This A list mostly movie actor was making out and groping some woman in a corner of a Vegas hotel the other night. The woman looked scarily similar to the actor's sister. So much so, that the person who spotted the actor had to do a double take because he thought something really juicy was going on. Well, the pair are close, so it would make sense he would find someone who looks like her. Just as long as he is not calling her sis in bed or something.

Joaquin Phoenix

Blind Item #2

There are two other women set to come forward to tell their stores of how this C list reality star/actor also cheated with them. Apparently he was communicating with one of them within the past few days. Well, it isn't like anything is going to happen to him.

Blind Item #1

This B list mostly television actress from a very hot show who is also a writer is in negotiations to pay off some other writers who say she stole their work after mentoring them. Apparently mentoring meant getting their ideas and then taking them for her own.

Ke$ha's Mom Says She Has Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

Ke$ha's mom has been doing a pretty good job of looking like an idiot since Ke$ha went into rehab for an eating disorder and booze and whatever else she is doing there. I think Ke$ha's mom misses being relevant and doesn't want her daughter to find someone else who wants to live of Ke$ha's money so she checked into rehab with Ke$ha but not before giving a statement that she is suffering from PTSD. Huh? You mean the same thing that returning soldiers have when they come back from being shot at and mortared and living on the edge of death every single day? You mean that PTSD? Yeah, so you can go ahead and start hating her now. What was the cause of her PTSD? Ke$ha going to rehab was enough to trigger it. Look, I don't care when people make up fake crap they want to say they are in rehab for instead of the truth, but I think it is insulting for her to say she has PTSD. There has been nothing that has gone on in the past two weeks to trigger it and it makes light of people who actually do have PTSD. If Ke$ha knows her mom is making this crap up then Ke$ha needs to step up and apologize for her mom.

Pamela Anderson Got Married To Her Trick Again

Pamela Anderson decided to roll the marriage dice once again and married Rick Salomon for the second time. You might remember Rick from his sex tape with Paris Hilton or paying off Pamela Anderson's gambling debt after she had sex with him. Yeah, straight pay for play there. Rick has also been married to E.G. Daily who is one of the coolest people on earth so that must have been a misstep on her part. Pamela is probably tired of running all over the world making a buck wherever she can so married Rick for that steady situation. So, if you have been saving up for a night or a week with Pamela Anderson you might need to shift your focus to someone else.