Random Photos Part Two

Kate Beckinsale is playing with fire by texting and walking down stairs at the same time.
Kristen Stewart on her way to Paris.
Lindsay Lohan and her new lips at the A&E upfronts.
Marion Cotillard promoting Dark Knight Rises while
Andrew Garfield promotes Spiderman.
Mariska Harigtay and Ali Wentworth promote free love.
Hilary Swank was at the same event as Mariska and Ali but kept to herself.
Samantha Ronson was all for it. She would have joined in, but Lindsay would have stalked her for a week.
Miranda Kerr and Flynn in Bora Bora. Life is tough.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Lost in all the shuffle of celebrity pregnancies is Neve Campbell. I forgot about her.
Nicole Eggert was out hiking with her youngest.
After being accused of ripping off other designers for her line, Nicole Richie was in Sydney with Joel Madden to celebrate The Voice in Australia. Joel is a judge.
Rebecca Gayheart and her youngest.
Rumer Willis channeling Stevie Nicks and hanging out with Emma Roberts.
Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald were at the same event. Is anyone else feeling those Nikki pregnancy rumors?
Snooki looking very normal and un-Snooki like in V Magazine.
Trace Cyrus shows off his new tattoo.
Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus shows off her latest hair style.

The Alligator, The Kayaker & The Yorkie

It all turns out ok, but I really thought the Yorkie was a goner. It belongs to the guy's girlfriend so you know he was getting that dog back. Do not take your tiny dog kayaking with you in alligator country.

Reese Witherspoon's Dad Is A Bigamist

Reese Witherspoon's dad got married again. Way back in January and announced it in the newspaper last week. One slight problem. He is still married to Reese's mom. Whoops. Reese's mom is now suing Reese's dad for bigamy. Reese's mom says that John Witherspoon is suffering from dementia and was taken advantage of by this new woman. Reese's mom still loves him very much. One big problem is that the new wife has already moved into the condo that Reese bought her dad in Nashville and won't leave. When someone is older, and Reese's dad is 70, it can be so easy to take advantage of them. Apparently her dad does not even remember marrying the woman. So sad.

Johnny Depp Keeps On Denying Vanessa Paradis Split

It's been four months at least since the buzz that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis had split. At the London Dark Shadows premiere, Johnny said the rumors are not true. Well, has anyone seen a photo of them together in four months? No. Has anyone seen a photo of them with other people in four months? No. So, kind of a stalemate. Maybe they are trying to work it out. I don't think they hang out much anyway so maybe it is the same as it ever was. Johnny wanders the world looking cool and Vanessa stays home with the kids. I think maybe Johnny takes her for granted.

Today's Blind Items - The Greatest Celebrity Sex Tape Ever

In the past week, all the NFL teams had mini-camps, but the biggest talk among the players on one team was not about their new teams or the upcoming season, but what is being called the greatest celebrity sex tape ever. Apparently this former A+ list Tweener not named Miley or one of the Cheetah Girls made a sex tape with this newly drafted NFL player. The player who went to school in California was talking about how he had dated this Tweener and someone said prove it and out comes a full 15 minute video on his iPad. The next thing you know every player was gathered around this iPad and there was almost complete silence for the full 15 minutes. Afterwards, the noise was deafening and players begged to watch it again. For the entire mini-camp all anyone could talk about was the sex tape and what exactly goes on during it.

Your Turn

Last minute Mother's Day gift ideas. I need one. I think after six straight gift giving occasions giving my mom a gift certificate, that is probably not going to fly this time around. I think the last straw was the fact that the most recent gift certificate was actually to get some new tires. It was her birthday, it was late and I found it in my wallet. Fold up a piece of paper and write on it calling it a homemade card and easy peasy lemon squeezy you have yourself a present. My dad would have loved it. Feel free to discuss anything Mother's Day related.

Jon Hamm Is Turning Into Adele

It is quite possible that no matter where you live in the world and no matter what time of day or night it is, you will find an Adele song playing on your radio. Go ahead take the challenge. Go to every radio station on your dial and see if you can get all the way through without Adele. Jon Hamm seems to be the Adele of television and the internet the past few weeks. He is everywhere. Literally for the past two weeks there is nothing he has not done. Now he is giving advice to teens.