Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes

Let me ask you this. You know a married couple. They both work a lot, but he works more than she does. Her schedule is flexible because she has a harder time getting work. The husband gets a huge award. Something that has only been given out four times ever and is planned months and months in advance and his wife can't make it because she is out of the country for work. Something that happened after he found out about the award and nothing that is career changing. It is not really even in her career field.

The couple is rarely, if ever spotted together. Think about that now. Go back in your mind to a regular married couple you know. They are always together and then suddenly you never see them together. You see plenty of him and plenty of her and they are in the same city but you never see them together. What would you be thinking?

Now, what if you saw them and each time you saw them individually sometimes they had their child and sometimes they didn't? The one thing that was consistent is they were never together at the same time.

What if this same couple had a staff who did all their grocery shopping and cooking. Then one day you are going through your grocery store and there is the wife doing grocery shopping for the first time you can ever remember seeing her in a grocery store since the couple was married.

All of these things apply to Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. Have they been spotted together? Sure, they have, but not often and usually it seems its only for a brief meal, maybe a quick photo op and a changeover of the child. I think we are headed for a divorce.

Tony Parker Is An Idiot And He Is Suing Nightclub For $20M

Tony Parker must be more hurt than he originally let on when he gave interviews to French television last week. This is why you don't hang out with Chris Brown. Someone always gets hurt. It just usually happens to be the woman that goes home with him at the end of the night. Well, any woman actually. Whether they go home or not. Anyway, Tony Parker is suing the nightclub for $20M saying they should never have let both Drake and Chris Brown into the club at the same time and should have known it would lead to violence. Uh huh. Well, let me ask you a question Tony Parker. when you saw that Drake and Chris Brown were in the club together and you knew it would lead to violence, how come you didn't leave? Exactly. So, yes you were hurt and yes, if you are suing for $20M you are worried about your NBA career because of the injury, but there is no way you are going to get $20M from the club. You knew they were both in the club. If you didn't choose to leave, then why would the club know more than you? How are they supposed to know that Chris and Drake both had sex with Rihanna? But you did and you stayed.

Stacy Francis Had Affair With Church Leader Who Has Also Hooked Up with NeNe

Stacy Francis was on X Factor. She was a finalist. I know you didn't watch the show and don't remember her and you are trying to place who she was from the one time you watched the show, but you are really going to watch this year to see the Britney crazy but realize you won't get to see the Britney crazy until the live shows. Stacy also was married and having an affair with Noel Jones who runs a mega church in Gardena, California. The 62 year old Bishop might seem familiar to you. he is the brother of Grace Jones. Oh, and he also has hooked up with NeNe from RH-Atlanta and some other actresses too. According to Radar, the father of Stacy's second baby is Noel Jones and Stacy got pregnant while she was married to her husband. Ooops. I think at some point in history I would have been shocked that a leader of a church would have an affair with someone and get her pregnant, but at this point I think I would be more shocked if some church leader actually took the moral high ground. I think that reflection is kind of sad.

Casper Smart Cheated On His Girlfriend With Jennifer Lopez

Casper Smart had been dating with and sometimes even living with Aisha Francis (above) for two years when Casper Smart got a gig as a dancer on Jennifer Lopez's music video Dance Again. How did Casper get the job? Aisha got it for him. Yep, she had a front row seat as Jennifer and Casper hit it off and Casper start cheating while he and Aisha were still going out. One of Casper's friends told In Touch that Casper is probably just using Jennifer for gifts and his career. You think? I think there is some of that. I think though that if you really don't like a person that you can't put up with too much for too long no matter the gifts. I think you start to resent the other person and that comes through and the next thing you know they split. I think it would really suck though to get your boyfriend a job and that job be the one that breaks up your two year relationship and have to watch it happen while they both deny it.

Agyness Deyn & Giovanni Ribisi Get Married

In a lesson to every celebrity who thinks they just can't get privacy no matter what they do or where they live, please take note of Agyness Deyn and Giovanni Ribisi who barely made any impression to anyone that they were dating, let alone about to get married and did get married last week. Huh. So you mean you can be a celebrity and date someone and even get married and not be in the tabloids everyday? Why yes you can. It does not even take much effort to do so. All you need to do is not go to places where cameras are. It's pretty simple. Don't go to places that it's easy for cameras to come to. You can have a very nice private life if you choose to do so, and still be well known and make movies and make a lot of money. I wonder if Agyness had to convert to Scientology though. I don't like to see another taken into that place. They are never the same.

Jerry Sandusky Molested His Adopted Son

Matt Sandusky is one of Jerry Sandusky's six adopted children. he is the first to come forward to say that he was molested by the former Penn State football coach. Matt Sandusky was ready to testify if Jerry Sandusky testified on his own behalf. I wish he would have come forward sooner so that maybe even more charges could have been brought against Jerry Sandusky. I have to admit that I can read very little about the case or the trial because it makes me so sick. I don't understand what it is that makes people want to molest, but I know it is a very dangerous thing to have and I don't think it ever gets better. I don't think there is any form of rehab that works for it at all. Child molesters scare me more than serial killers or just about any other criminal. I don't think there is hope for serial killers either. Pretty much everyone other than those two categories I think can be rehabilitated or at least the possibility of it. One of the boys testified he had been molested over 100 times by Sandusky. 100 times. That is crazy. And to think he was just one boy and that the entire football program and community was just offering up these boys to him.

Johnny Depp Was Having Sex With Everyone

Apparently Amber Heard is just the person Johnny Depp ended up with after his relationship to Vanessa Paradis ended, but that doesn't mean he didn't try a whole lot of women before choosing Amber. There are reports that he kind of went crazy on Rum Diary and Dark Shadows and was having sex with just about anyone who caught his interest. He even was having sex with his publicist who was traveling around with him during press for both of the movies and was on set and location with him. His publicist looks a lot like Vanessa and even Amber kind of does. Johnny really does like his blondes going way back. What bothers me is that the whole time he was messing around with all these other women he kept saying that he and Vanessa were trying to work it out. I cannot wait until she decides to spill the beans. I hope it is some French television station that gets the interview because I don't think they will pull any punches and hopefully she will let it all out. I bet she has some crazy good stories.

Random Photos Part Four

LeRoy Neiman - RIP

I thought Ashton Kutcher was filming a Steve Jobs movie. Kind of looks like Shannon Hoon - True Hollywood Story. Just need a bumblebee.
You finally get a chance to take a photo of Carmen Electra's butt and you have a flip phone! #firstworldproblems
Courtney Stodden and Doug have had to cut back. Apparently this means no taste for Doug and no pants for Courtney.
Carrie Underwood in front of 10 Downing Street.
Yesterday it was Elle Fanning and today it is Dakota Fanning out shopping.
Hello Hugh Jackman. He is not willing to give up his crown to Chris Hemsworth or Joe Manganiello quite yet.
Now, if only Justin Bieber would take the same pose as Hugh Jackman and the rest.