Monday, February 11, 2008

Today's Blind Items

#1 This A list director has come full circle. Unable to find anyone he hasn't screwed, our director managed to convince his old flame and very in shape celebrity to go home with him. Obviously she has some extreme self esteem issues to go back to this well again. It also goes against everything she presents to the public.

#2 This female singer/ male celebrity betrothed will have some more convincing to do after they spent time apart last night. She spent the whole evening pissed and alone and he spent the evening pissed as well at a party in a different state with lady after lady coming up to him and spending time with him. He never turned any of them away and never indicated he was still married.

#3 At London's Fashion Week, these two daughters of separate rock icons got into a shouting match about a boyfriend of one icon's daughter and how the other daughter managed to steal him away.

78 comments:

Chatty said...

Oh #2 has to be Pink and her husband, Carey Hart? Is that his name?

Claire said...

1. Margaret Cho and Terrintino (spell?)

Catherine said...

1. ?
2. Pink and Cary Hart
3. Zoe Kravitz AND ... Kelly Osbourne?

SkittleKitty said...

#1--Isn't this Ratner? But, who's the female?

#3 Peaches Geldof and Kelly Osborne? (I don't really care though....) ;)

Praetorian said...

1.- James Cameron and Linda Hamilton

2.- Fergie and Josh Duhamel

3.- Kimbo Stewart and Pixie Geldof

I know, I know, very random, but I wanted to try something other than the usual guesses... :)

Denis said...

Totally, Cameron and Hamilton.

meredith said...

1. steven bing and liz hurley

mandythegreat said...

2) is definitely Pink and Carey Hart, if only for the "they have some more convincing to do".

princess pea said...

I first thought the answer to #2 was Fergie and Josh because of the word "betrothed," which means "promise to marry." But the end of the last line "still married" doesn't match (betrothed), so I'm going with Pink and Carey Hart.

ladyerroneous said...

1. Uh, excuse me, but I'm still a little baffled: MARGARET CHO and Tarantino?!?! No way. No fucking way. I love her WAY too much.

I'm not sure about this one. Who's in super-stellar shape?

2. Doesn't the word "betrothed" indicate an engagement, rather than an actual marriage that's already occurred? That said, I think it's Pink and Carey.

3. Isn't Mick Jagger's daughter dating John Lennon's son or whatever? Could this somehow involve them?

Laura said...

1.kate beckinsale and her director ex-hubby(didnt they divorce? les something?)

2.betrothed means engaged.
i say fergie and josh
3. kimbo and someone else over cisco?

Twisted Sister said...

Weren't Josh and Fergie pictured together last night? If so, how could they be celebrating in two different states?

Rose said...

#1 Brett Ratner & Serena or Venus

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I think ENT is misusing "betrothed" for married.

Cali Girl said...

For #3 how about one of keith richard's daughters with Patty Hansen? Aren't they both models and would be interested in Fashion Week? Not sure if they were there or which one or who the guy would be, just wanted to throw them out as possibles.

Twisted Sister said...

Cali girl, I think you mean Patti Boyd?

Harriet Hellfire said...

1 - I thought Tarantino / Cho for #1 as well.

3 - Kelly Osbourne and The Bean.

adrian said...

Patti Boyd was never able to have children

surfer said...

twisty - #3 could be anyone's kids, but caligirl was right - Patti Hansen is married to Keith. Patti Boyd was married to Eric Clapton & George Harrison (she left Eric to be with George).

Twisted Sister said...

Surfer, oh boy, did I read her post wrong! Sorry, Cali girl! Thanks, Surfer!


I'll go back to working here....

Janel said...

#1 - Margaret Cho bats for the home team. Can't be her. Cameron & Hamilton sounds more likely.

surfer said...

No probs twisty - we all have our "senior moments!"

kellysirkus said...

Gawd - if Linda Hamilton went back for more abuse from That Egomaniac Cameron then she is in sever need of major therapy.

Chatty said...

good call on Hamilton/Cameron for #1...is he married? maybe not that it would matter though.

off topic entirely- what about Jaime Pressley for the wife who's a bitch but lately being stepford-esque?

Praetorian said...

who's her husband, chatty?

april said...

#3 Kelly Osborne and Kimberly Stewart. Dunno who the guy in question is, though.

Twisted Sister said...

Thanks, Surfer, but some of us have those senior moments more than the rest of you (cough, cough).

Flashy_Shades said...

i want #3 to involved peaches geldof, but not sure if her father qualifies for icon status

eileen said...

@ ladyerroneous, Sean Lennon is dating Mark Ronson.

Chatty said...

As far as I know, they aren't married yet, but her fiance is Eric Calvo (DJ Eric Cubiche), and they do have a baby together.

jax said...

Margarot Cho bats for all the teams..she isn't strictly kitty.

2- Pink and Carey (who was in Vegas)

3- Peaches Geldof and Kelly Osbourne

RagDoll said...

#3 Kimbugly Stewart & Theodora (Keith's kid) Richards = Cisco is the dude.

Mika said...

#2. posh and becks?

mouth.like.a.sailor said...

1. quentin tarantino and uma thurman? it's probably the james cameron thing, but i just thought i'd throw this out there. uma is kinda known for being in shape after kill bill, and going home with him would kinda go against her image, right?

2. at first i thought fergie and josh but, like everyone else has said... betrothed means engaged and the last line says they're married. i think we need some clarification?

3. blegh, who cares

Twisted Sister said...

Am I the only one who's never heard that Sean Lennon and Mark Ronson are dating? I know they were childhood friends and M.R. was supposedly engaged to Rashida Jones, but I thought they were both straight.

Judi said...

1. Agree with the James Cameron/Linda Hamilton guess and if true, this is SO distressing. She doesn't simply have self-esteem issues; she fights depression, and JC (he thinks he actually is!) was horrible for her.
2. Pink/Corey Hart, and I don't care.
3. No clue - have to research this. Patti Boyd (one of my childhood idols) left George for Eric, not the other way around.

Dijea said...

#1 Cameron & Hamilton
#2 I definitely think Pink/Corey Hart but who knows
#3 Have no clue.

Marcie said...

for #2, maybe he is calling Corey Pink's "betrothed" even though they're actually married to accent the fact that SHE proposed to HIM. as in, normally the girl is the guy's betrothed, but it was different here, so he calls the guy the betrothed. know what i'm saying? not that it even matters though...

westward ho said...

"2.betrothed means engaged.
i say fergie and josh"

definitely not those two. they were photographed, very much together, at the grammies last night.

WriterMommy said...

Twisted~

You're not the only one who hasn't heard that. I am pretty sure Sean Lennon is dating a model named Kemp Muhl, but even us Sean fans may be fooled. >:)

Cali Girl said...

For #3, is anyone reading it that the couple are engaged, but that that the guy may not yet have finalized a divorce from a previous marriage? Ent has always said he chooses his words very, very carefully.

surfer said...

That's an interesting take on things caligirl; I hadn't thought of that. So if we look it at that way, two names come to mind, but they're not singer/celebrity - they would be actress/director. Rose McGowan & Robert Rodriguez. So obviously, that makes no sense. And I'm not sure either were at the Grammy's. Never mind.

And judi, knowing I could possibly be wrong, I recently read (can't remember if it was an interview or a book review) where Patti Boyd discussed how George pursued her while she was with Eric, and (Eric) was devastated when she left. If I'm wrong, my bad.

Visman said...

Caligirl, That's how I took it as well. Trying to figure out what singer is engaged to an actor still married to someone made my head hurt so I gave up.

Twisted Sister said...

Writermommy, thanks and wheeeww.

It would be a shame if they were being pegged just becuase of a close friendship with each other.

audieh_1 said...

Surfer...Patti met George Harrison on the set of A hard Day's Night and married hime in 66. Eric pursued her while she was married and wrote Layla for her. I am old enough to remember all this.

d said...

#1. If the woman in question was an actress, wouldn't he have just said actress? Instead, she is described as "celebrity" so this makes me think this is not Linda Hamilton.

surfer said...

audieh_1 - thanks for setting me straight (and apologies to judi). I'm old enough to know better too - must be CRAFT's disease setting in (Can't Remember a F*cking Thing)!

WriterMommy said...

Twisted~ I agree! I don't know much about MR, but I've been a fan of Sean since, well, it's been a long time...probably since he released his first album, and I've never heard anyone say he was gay. In fact, he's dated quite a few ladies, including Bijou Phillips & Elizabeth Jagger.

Cali Girl said...

LOL Surfer - I haven't heard that one before but love it!

And,sorry, I meant #2 on my earlier thought. So let's say that it is an engaged couple and the guy is still legally married. Could the two "Pissed" references be about Fergie's infamous peeing incident? And could being "Pissed...in a different state" be about mindset, not physical location? Ie she's pissed as in angry and he's pissed as in sh*tfaced?

Bubbles said...

I immediately thought of Brett Ratner and Serena Williams for the first one, but I think she's supposed to be dating an NFL guy so why would she go back to flabby Ratner when she's got an Adonis in her bed

2 I have no clue

3. Would be girls who belong at Fashion Week in London because they're models. Likely Keith Richards daughter with ex-model and photographer Patti Hansen. Her name is Theodora Richards and the other chick might be Mick Jaggers daughter with Jerry Hall who also models.

eileen said...

Twisted - TMZ caught Sean Lennon and Mark Ronson out in New York a few weeks ago...Sean referred to himself as Mark's boyfriend..

nothingsacred said...

wait, Sean Lennon is gay?

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Eileen - maybe they were joking? I've heard that Mark loves the supermodels....

eileen said...

Wow, all of a sudden I feel as if I'm spreading a nasty rumor. Yikes, am I the only one what watches TMZ? This is what I saw..SL arrives somewhere, paps are there waiting. SL completely dumbfounded as to why they are taking his picture... that goes on for a while...then announcer guys says "and then Sean dropped this bomb shell" Sean says, " why don't you take his picture (Mark) -he's the talented musician, I'm just his boyfriend".

eileen said...

Brendalove, you're right of course, he may have been joking.

Twisted Sister said...

Eileen, it would take more than that for me to think someone is gay, though. Like Wintermommy said, he's dated several women. I sometimes look at TMZ's website, but they're just as bad as other paps. I honestly don't think Sean meant he's his boyfriend in THAT way.

Harriet Hellfire said...

"#1 - Margaret Cho bats for the home team. Can't be her"

Margaret Cho - love her to death - once referred to herself as "pan-sexual".
Don't know if she is married anymore, but she did get married...to a man.

Rocky (Racquel) said...

who is a super in-shape celeb who promotes feminine independence? I like Cho for independent, but I don't think she is really shapely. Just sayin'.

Kate said...

Josh skipped out on clive davis' party:
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/20314105.html?nc=21

i think it's fergie ferg and josh

parissucksliterally said...

I too immediately thought of Brett Ratner and Serena for #1.

For #3, Theodora Riichards is gorgeous and could steal Peaches, Kelly O, or KimStew's man.

HautieTx said...

BI #1:

I can't see thing being Linda Hamilton. Ever. She got a huge settlement in that divorce and honestly I think he is still terrorizing the current wife Suzy.

Now I could see this being Bret R./Serena Williams. She had a recent public melt down over her boyfrined "Common" the rapper dumping her.

She wrote a huge rambling post on her public blog about it. I either read about it on Bossip.com or Sandrarose.com but she was devasted. And Ratner is a slug and would try to worm his way back into her bed. Ugh.

BI # 2

Got to agree with the Pink and Corey Hart guess.

Sweater said...

For 3 I immediately thought of McCartney's daughter, the designer. She would certainly not be out of place during Fashion Week.

valerie said...

Stella McCartney is married so not her for #3.

Judi said...

Audie and Surfer, yup. The story was that while Patti B was married to George, she helped Eric get clean. He fell hard. Bet I'm older than both of you. ;-D
Cameron's a megalomaniac. I'm no fan of Suzy's - she shouldn't have messed with a married man, but Cameron's just off-the-wall, batshit mean-crazy. Glad to hear Linda got her monetary due.
Ratner and Common? Serena deserves a better class of men.

Amy said...

#1 is definitely Brett Ratner and Serena Williams

~crazypeanut~ said...

OT....most women only dream of having 1 song written about them.....Pattie Boyd has had 3 written for her. WOW.

...back to on topic commenting. :)

P.S. I think I have dated myself too. hahahah

Twisted Sister said...

Crazypeanut, I know Eric Clapton's song Layla was written about Patti Boyd, but what were the other two?

Can you imagine?

Cali Girl said...

Totally OT - remember the blinds about the sisters that hated on each other? MSNBC is reporting that Ashley and MK can't stand each other - could it be them?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23119331/

kellysirkus said...

OT - We certainly have an answer to a recent Blind from the BAFTA press. Tilda Swinton showed up with her "young lover" while her kids and their dad sat at home.

kellysirkus said...

the "lover" is 29 and the "partner" is 68. WOW! wonder if he gets any time off to cruise the assisted living homes.

KS said...

one of the sisters is a singer, so i dont think its the olsens

also with #2, pissed could be a reference to a british couple that is big over here? posh and becks might be too obvious, especially since everyone knows he's married

~crazypeanut~ said...

@ Twisted.....Harrison wrote Something and God, erm Clapton also wrote Wonderful Tonight for her.

Cali Girl said...

ks - you're right! I couldn't find the original blind and just latched onto them being sisters. thanks!

fester said...

#3. . . can't find any pics of either Richards daughter at London Fashion Week. (Theodora was at NYFW though.) The Geldoff sisters and Kimberly Stewert were photographed at LSW, but were all happy smiley with each other. Aw, I just realized I don't actually care about this BI.

Catherine said...

Writermommy just gave the answer ..Sean Lennon dated both Bijou Phillips (daughter of John from the Mamas and the Papas) and Elizabeth Jagger, daughter of Mick.

sarah said...

Linda Hamilton is not in shape and a lesbian and a mom living in Malibu so I seriously doubt it's her. Like, there's no way.

cinnarose said...

#1 Kate Beckinsale. There are a ton of pictures of her working out in public places. But I don't know who the director would be.

#2 Pink & Cory

#3 Don't know, but my first thought was about Live Tyler, although I have no idea why she would be at London's Fashion Week.

dani said...

#2 Pink and Carey
evidence???? http://www.tmz.com/2008/02/16/how-to-piss-off-p-nk/