Wednesday, September 24, 2008

I'm Disgusted


As all of you have probably guessed by now, I have a very strong stomach. Big yes, but very strong. I can pretty much eat anything and in quantities that would astonish you. But, when I read this little blurb in the NY Daily News this morning, I almost lost it all just imagining the bacteria.

"Also there was Aubrey O'Day (last linked with Donnie Wahlberg) making out with "Girls Gone Wild" impresario Joe Francis."

Are you disgusted just reading that sentence. Hey, all you NKOTB fans who thought you were going to get some Donnie now that he is getting divorced. Just know that you are going to be making out with a guy who was also with Aubrey O' Day. A girl so classy she was making out with Joe Francis. I don't care what kind of skank you are, and lets face it, Aubrey O' Day is at the very top of skankdom, somewhere inside all of that you are a woman, right? A female? Someone who should be disgusted and outraged by everything Joe Francis has ever done. But, instead of that, you decide he is a decent sort and you play tonsil hockey with him? Come on, show some self-respect. From what I understand, Aubrey enjoys the ladies as much as the guys and so maybe Joe promised to set her up with some other woman he knew and so he traded Aubrey some tongue for a phone number.

Can you imagine the bacteria in this kiss. Think of the people they have both been with. The numbers are staggering, and because of who they are, the people they have been with have not exactly been virgins so multiply all of that out.

I have decided that if you are a terrorist and you want to get rid of Hollywood, find some loathsome disease give it to about five or six women and men in Hollywood and within 3 months everyone will have it. Was there no other guy at this event that Aubrey wanted to hook up with? Let me put it a different way. Was Joe the only one she had never hooked up with before?

I really have to cut this post short because, honestly I can't stand to think of it any longer.

16 comments:

SFG said...

Hear, hear Enty! I totally agree! This girl DEFINES the word TRASH....though in a way I guess it's fitting that she was making out with Joe Francis, who is the other half of the TRASH definition. And really, what did we expect from Donne Wahlberg? He's getting a divorce and has thousands of girls screaming his name again. I'm sure this is only one of MANY that will get a piece of him over the next few months.

ms_wonderland said...

Err, that gesture she's making? Not seen that before, leading a sheltered life here. Is it ummm, ladyparts?

ms snarky said...

now I'm with you, Ent. Skank cubed.

ms snarky said...

ms_wonderland, I think that's the symbol on her personal stationary.

Lisa said...

Being naturally reserved girl since childhood, I do not believe in the random hookup. I do the math (multiplying thier hookups and the hookups of the hookups) and the history report before I date someone. Dates do not necessarily lead to the bedroom even months later. At just over 40, I am proud that I can still count the guys I've been with on 1 hand. So, yes, this behavior does disgust me.

Paisley said...

My eyes! My eyes! I think I picked up a STD just by looking at that picture. She's nasty.

MontanaMarriott said...

Uhm she's made out and is good friends with Jenna "CDC"Jamesom, so Joe francis is the least of her worries

Sylvia said...

Trash will be trash.

BlahFrickinBlah said...

She's a walking Valtrex commercial. We should send her and Paris Hilton over to Iraq and Afghanistan. Biological warfare.

Sylvia said...

lol@blah

Jamie's Girl said...

She is a filthy tramp and needs to be swept under some carpet forever. What is wrong with America that this nasty piece of work is famous?

selenakyle said...

Yeah, I'm wondering if is she flashing the "my vag has been rode hard and put up wet" gang symbol?

jax said...

i wish it were like math..two fucking whores cancelling each other out.

not a famous adrian said...

I think she is adertising her one talent, or what selenakyle said.

Judi said...

Vile. Also moving on before hurling.

Jewels said...

I believe that in some countries, that hand movement signifies lady parts. I'm not kidding...