Friday, September 12, 2008

Pink And Scientology Don't Mix


Does anyone really think Pink would last longer than an hour in Scientology? Reports in Star and all over the internet today say Pink is really into it. What she is into was probably a one time look through their bookstore or pulling up a chair on the sidewalk and taking a stress test.

This about Pink being hooked up to an E-Meter and having to spill her guts. Not going to happen. First of all I don't think she can actually sit still for longer than about 5 minutes, and there is no way in hell she would ever let some random stranger know every secret in her life.

The first time someone asked her question she didn't like she would start cussing at them and probably beat them. I also find it highly doubtful that she is stupid enough to buy into the whole Xenu story. Although, she did get Punk'd pretty good. But you could also see in her eyes that day that Carey was in for a beating after the cameras left. A serious beating.

Pink was allegedly introduced to Scientology by Juliette Lewis, who I have no problems believing happily believes in Xenu and is more than willing to spill her secrets to anyone because she needs the attention. I think it must be just as obvious that nothing freaky happened between Juliette and Brad Pitt, or he just didn't give a crap when they approached him. See, that is the thing that I never hear anyone talk about. Person A goes into the church and just spills their guts about persons B-Z. What is to stop the church from making some friendly calls to B-Z and kind of making it clear that unless they stop by and say hello at the church, that their boss or wife or lover or whatever will find out what person A said about them. Even if they did not approach B-Z, think about the information that is compiled about B-Z that the church now has. We don't know they do nothing with it. They could have thousands upon thousands of documents and stories about people who would never dream of entering Scientology.

17 comments:

Harriet Hellfire said...

So Pink was the singer who beat her husband, then?


I always liked Pink, though. Not my kind of music, but I like her persona.

Mooshki said...

I imagine in their "wooing" phase they aren't so bad. Heck, they probably know that even if they'll never actually reel her in, they'll get some good publicity out of it.

"A serious beating."

Blind reveal?

Mooshki said...

Beat me to it, HH! :)

jax said...

i imagine that's how most people end up in COS.

Lisa said...

Juliette has always seemed to me to be a boozy, drugged up, bad B.O., trailer park skank. And I am always surprised when she turns up because I discern no talent: she can't act, and can't sing. I just don't get it.

Quintessential Southerner said...

my take is that the scientology crew takes care of their own. didn't someone say that the soap opera y&r is scientology central?

p m said...

I had never really been a fan of hers, but I absolutely loved her performance last week @ the VMA's. Made me wanna go out and rage with her!

not a famous adrian said...

Is Scientology this year's Kabbalah?

Sara said...

Noooo!! I SO want the only Pink gossip to be that she sometimes likes to make out with girls.

Rhianna said...

Everyone screams that the govt is out to get you, and J. Edgar Hoover got away with shit loads but can you imagine the amounts of dirty truth, and outright lies in the Xenu home world's archive? I think Xenu, though it loves to sue everyone is terrified of letting out those secrets for fear of just how many of their nasty practices will be out in the open. I'd love if Anonymous could get their hands on that crap and use it to trash $cientology. That would be one funny ass press conference ... V masks, dirty Hollywood secrets and a list of the nut jobs buying into having E-meters and spaceships full of alien soul particles.

ECFan said...

LOL. Brad Pitt has too much dirt on Tom Cruise for the Scientology people to have ever approached him after Juliette joined. She wasn't a member when they were together. I know a lot of people think Pitt is a tool, but they're wrong. Why do you think Cruise has kept his distance? Cruise has tried to hardcore recruit just about every major player in Hollywood at one time or another - but not Pitt. That makes me all the more positive that Pitt has enough dirt on Cruise to keep the Scientologists off his back despite anything Juliette might have spilled about him.

jessica said...

is ent trying to tell us something about that ted c blind? 'B-Z' tom cruise can't leave the 'church' cause they know too much about him.

Wil said...

Hum .. I think it is a ploy. Pink is actually just playing along to gain entry so she can walk in the celeb centre with a huge knife and gut every Scientologist she sees .. trust. That little chickie has a lot of rage in her and I don't see this ending well for Scientology .. and that is just fine with me. ; )

bionic bunny! said...

i usually like her hair. i'm rebellious that way.

scientology's gestapo-esque tactics are no secret. enough stuff has been leaked, that "by any means necessary" is their second motto.

xenu.net, y'all. IIRC, the scios are outlawed (i could be wrong, i haven't read the site in awhile) but they have certainly made enough threats against the guy that writes it. read the personal stories, they are beyond heartbreaking.

selenakyle said...

IT'S THE AMWAY/QUIXTAR EQUIVALENT, ANYWAY!

IT'S A STUPID PONZI SCHEME OR PYRAMID SCHEME OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL THEM--THEY'RE SCAMS!

IT'S A MONEY SCAM, NOTHING MORE!

AND EVERYONE INVOLVED IS A TOOL.

YEAH, I SAID IT. COME 'N GET ME, STUPID BRAINWASHED FUCKERS.

MissBliss said...

Thanks for the Pink post - I LOVE her. I really dont think she will become a scientologist - It seems to go against just about everything she stands for. Having said that, didnt she throw Lisa Marie Presley (Scientologist) a baby shower? So she must already have a pretty good understanding of what its all about.

sullly said...

what could said church do with that info?

start a gossip blog?

is this post a disguised blind item that reveals the true nature of this blog?

is CDAN really a Scientology front spilling secrets with the hopes of blackmailing potential suckers into joining the circus,err Church?