Kirsten Dunst Explains Why She Seems Easy
Kirsten Dunst has taken one too many drugs or drinks, or slaps to the head. Either that or she is one wily fox. I would bet against wily though. Kirsten doesn't seem all that book smart if you get my drift. Oh sure, she will read a book if the cameras are near, but I think most of the time she just stares into space no doubt wondering why water beds are not popular anymore.
In the new Harpers Bazaar, Kirsten Dunst was asked about her relationship with Justin Long. Her response. "I don't know him from Adam." Well, I don't recall anyone asking her about Adam, but perhaps she names her lovers characters from the Bible. The first time she sleeps with them she calls them Adam, and just moves through the Bible until done. Then she dumps them and starts all over again. No matter if she is having sex with Adam or Moses, or Lot it really is still Justin Long.
"I met him once and he and his friend were kind enough to walk me home. I've never seen him since."
Ummm. Kirsten. The two of you have been photographed like on ten different days in the past two months. Now, I'm sure it could have been some game on Justin's part. You know? Follow Kirsten around and right when a pap takes a picture jump next to her so it looks like you are dating. Or, when she is talking to a friend, Justin rushes over, knocks the friend out of the way, takes the picture, stands the friend back up and continues on his way. I mean I guess that is plausible right?
Apparently Kirsten's dream is to be Noah's wife because she wants to get married, have lots of kids and animals and build boats. Whoops. Read that wrong. She just wants the husband, the kids, the animals, but to live on a lake. Hey, lakes need boats. It was an honest mistake.
In the new Harpers Bazaar, Kirsten Dunst was asked about her relationship with Justin Long. Her response. "I don't know him from Adam." Well, I don't recall anyone asking her about Adam, but perhaps she names her lovers characters from the Bible. The first time she sleeps with them she calls them Adam, and just moves through the Bible until done. Then she dumps them and starts all over again. No matter if she is having sex with Adam or Moses, or Lot it really is still Justin Long.
"I met him once and he and his friend were kind enough to walk me home. I've never seen him since."
Ummm. Kirsten. The two of you have been photographed like on ten different days in the past two months. Now, I'm sure it could have been some game on Justin's part. You know? Follow Kirsten around and right when a pap takes a picture jump next to her so it looks like you are dating. Or, when she is talking to a friend, Justin rushes over, knocks the friend out of the way, takes the picture, stands the friend back up and continues on his way. I mean I guess that is plausible right?
Apparently Kirsten's dream is to be Noah's wife because she wants to get married, have lots of kids and animals and build boats. Whoops. Read that wrong. She just wants the husband, the kids, the animals, but to live on a lake. Hey, lakes need boats. It was an honest mistake.
14 comments:
Aww, Ent. Leave the poor girl alone.
The only thing she's ever really needed is a better brassiere.
...and another couple of years in rehab. :)
Maybe "Adam" is the name she gave Little Justin?
maybe she was so drugged up she didn't know who she was sitting next to.
Or she blacked out long periods of her life. Either way.
that's kinda sad... as far as her being dumb-- my instincts tell me she's got some brains clinking around up there... maybe it's some of the roles she's played that's influencing my opinion tho...
and i highly doubt she doesn't know who he is... But that's obvious tho, isn't it?? Celebs always use that one when they don't wanna talk about something. Hell, If i was kirsten i'd probably do the same thing... come on ppl-- just cuz we wanna know everyone's business doesn't make it our right to know.
I don't think she's dumb, I think she's a cunt who doesn't mind insulting all of our collective intelligences.
Oh maybe the logical thought here should be that those interviews, etc., are done ages before they are published for the most part.
Ent, you've got it in for the Kikister....
agreed badfish. don't piss on me and tell me its raining.
agreed--we are all MUCH more intelligent here than anywhere else.
If it's so wrong why aren't you up the "right" one then?
Finally, one actress who doesn't gush about whom she's dating. I don't find this offensive at all. It's not our right to know what she's doing, even if she's photographed every single day with the dude.
i just really hate the thought of justin with her. me thinks the mac guy is just being TOO user friendly!
*i love my macs*
Yeah, I'm with Elsie. At the time of the interview, what she said was probably true. Another lackluster talent I don't care about.
As it is a magazine interview, it would have been conducted approximately 1-2 months prior to the magazine issue being published and released. Perhaps at the time of the interview Ms. Dunst had in fact, only met with Mr Long the one time.
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