All 4 Love Includes A Beating
Apparently when Color Me Badd singer Bryan Abrams told the woman he was with that he wanted to sex her up she took offense. Enough so, that despite being in a restaurant with her in the middle of the afternoon, Abrams allegedly punched her in the mouth. These kinds of things will happen when you are drunk off your ass at 4pm on a weekday.
Did that group make that much money where they can sit around and get drunk in the afternoon 20 years after their last hit? Damn. Of course they do live in Oklahoma City so the cost of living is really low. You know what I like about Oklahoma? I think the speed limit is 75 which is kind of cool. The signs all say that it is exactly 75 and there is no leeway. No one believes that of course and so you have people going 85 and saying this is the greatest state ever. Then of course, you pull over to eat at some place on the side of the road and there is a disgruntled 40 year old trying to pick up chicks in the bar by singing I Ador Mi Amor to them, while holding a beer and asking them if they want to go back to his place and see his new triple wide.
Apparently Abrams has not done much in the past few years except spend his money drinking. He was arrested for drunk driving in 2005 and 2006. Of course he probably would have also driven home yesterday. You think he has Color Me Badd posters on his walls at home and every piece of music is Color Me Badd. He has to be a pretty big celebrity in Oklahoma and judging by the rant he leveled at the woman, the ladies must love him.
“I’m a kill you! You and me! You and me!”
I don't know where the extra "a" came from, but the rest sounds like it might be a song lyric. He should write that s**t down. It's gold.
Did that group make that much money where they can sit around and get drunk in the afternoon 20 years after their last hit? Damn. Of course they do live in Oklahoma City so the cost of living is really low. You know what I like about Oklahoma? I think the speed limit is 75 which is kind of cool. The signs all say that it is exactly 75 and there is no leeway. No one believes that of course and so you have people going 85 and saying this is the greatest state ever. Then of course, you pull over to eat at some place on the side of the road and there is a disgruntled 40 year old trying to pick up chicks in the bar by singing I Ador Mi Amor to them, while holding a beer and asking them if they want to go back to his place and see his new triple wide.
Apparently Abrams has not done much in the past few years except spend his money drinking. He was arrested for drunk driving in 2005 and 2006. Of course he probably would have also driven home yesterday. You think he has Color Me Badd posters on his walls at home and every piece of music is Color Me Badd. He has to be a pretty big celebrity in Oklahoma and judging by the rant he leveled at the woman, the ladies must love him.
“I’m a kill you! You and me! You and me!”
I don't know where the extra "a" came from, but the rest sounds like it might be a song lyric. He should write that s**t down. It's gold.
14 comments:
fuck i'm old.
Hey, when you look that hot, you can get away with murder. Not! (Wasn't "not!" popular around the same time as their music?)
they wanted to be new kids so bad. I wonder what happened to the guy with the bob haircut, he was my fave.
no but 1 sided overalls and British Knights shoes were!
I went to high school with those guys and still live in OKC... We do have a great low cost of living, thanks Enty. And on the turnpikes you can go 75, but most highways are 60 but at least the 'traffic' moves! ;-)
They were nice then... haven't seen any of them recently though.
I remember when they came out I thought "Wow. what an incredibly unattractive band" The lead singer/green shirt guy - eeesh! The George Michael copycat? This makes me laugh and feel really, really old.
I live in Oklahoma, too, but in Tulsa. I'm from outside of Chicago, though, and only moved here 6 years ago. The cost of living is pretty much the reason I don't go back.
It's funny you mention the whole "no leeway" part, Enty, because when I first started driving here while I still lived in IL, it's pretty much standard that people cruise about 10 mph over on interstates. So I was doing so on the Turnpike and kept seeing those "zero tolerance" warnings on the speed limit signs. It dawned on me about about 10 signs in that they aren't messin around if they're going to put it on EVERY sign. So I slowed down to 75 and asked around about when when I got to Tulsa. I was told that, yeah, you might want to set the cruise right on 75 unless you want a ticket. lol
This story brought back memories from college. One Saturday morning when I lived in a big house with like 6 other girls, we were awakened in the wee hours to the BLARING of that portion of that one CMB song that starts "To the Tick Tock Get Up Stop" or whatever. That was our friend Tony's sweet way of telling us it was time for tailgating and to get out of bed. He BLARED it all through the house until we were all downstairs, front and center. What a charmer. lol
CMB were douchebags even back then. Even when they were popular and those clothes were modern, they still couldn't pull it off. I HATED that song, and seeing the guy now still gives me the jibblies.
ok it's driving me crazy ... wasn't this guy on some reality type mtv or a& e or something show where he was discussing getting sober for his wife and little girl? I remember him pushing the little girl on a swing and talking to his wife about the struggle...
anyone else remember this? what the hell was it...
Anyone? anyone??
and JAx... Me too! LOL and now that damn song is stuck in my head
Operation ManBand! Or Project ManBand, something like that. There was a guy from 98degrees, one from Nsync, and one from LFO, in addition to this guy. He did the first episode talking about his sobriety and how he needed to stay sober for his family, but by the 2nd or 3rd episode was already getting s**t-faced.
who?
i think i remember shodding my boy in BK shoes i bought on the cheap at ross. that's the only part about this that rings any bells!
i am SO out of it!
Boyfriend done got hisself a TRIPLE wide and you ask if he's got money????
blankprincess doesn't like it when you make fun of OK, EL (we are, after all, "OK!").
Not all of us like Color me BAAAAADDDDD and live in double wides. Not all of us get drunk all day instead of going to work. Not all of us are (or wear) wife beaters.
I'm glad to hear you like OK, EL, because it's people like you who could help dispel some of the nasty myths about it. Also it's good 'cause we'll kick your ass with our goatropers quicker 'n a greasy pig'll slide through your hands.
And BTW, these guys aren't celebrities. There are many more famous country musicians (of both the douche and non-douche varieties) to come out of OK than anything else, plus James Garner.
OK, I'm spent. Love y'all!
When he was on that Rock Band VH1 show, he said he works in a Tire Store in Oklahoma or wherever ...
so the Color Me Badd money has def dried up
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