Today is guiltiest pleasure or something you would be embarrassed to tell anyone. I don't want to hear answers like, "I eat ice cream after midnight." I want answers like in the car all I listen to is Barry Manilow or when I am at home alone I sit around watching Kim Kardashian. I want you to blush when you are writing this and hoping that no one you know is going to read it and make fun of you for the next five years. That is what you should be feeling when you type it.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 256 of 256Another scary fetish - the corset folks. There's a girl with a blog about her corset training, and her waist is like 10" around now.
Ho.Lee.Cow. I don't remember a thread ever crossing over into a second page on CDAN.
Oh the tiny, tiny waists make me feel ill. Their body stays like it - i don't know if it ever goes back to normal after time though... Humans are not sand clocks!
There is a infamous old woman and a middle aged man with teeny waists from compressing them for at least a decade.
Curves are nice, but I don't know why it's sexy to squish all your organs up and down.
me either. two pages? i didn't even think this was possible.
that tiny waist thing is as bad as the wrapped feet women in china had to endure - for anyone who read that wonderful book *snow flower and the secret fan*.
Nighty-night. Sweet dreams everyone! ;)
i'm outta here, too. been fun all!
Night!
I have a serious crush on Ryan Seacrest. I know, I know. But I can't help it and I usually don't go for metrosexual guys at all.
I've been in love with my best guy friend for many years, even though he's married now.
I love porn with people having sex in public places like at parties where there's a crowd watching.
I'm deathly afraid of dead fish. Not cooked fish or fish laying on the seafood counter in supermarkets but fish that are dead in aquariums or that wash up on the shore of the beach.
You don't need decent boobage to fill out a corset if it's an underbust style. You can always pair it with a bra. In fact, I don't own a single overbust style.
As for guilty pleasures, every once in a while I like to buy a salisbury steak TV dinner, the kind with mashed potatoes and corn. And I'll have that while reading the kind of tabloids that have totally made-up stories about Batboy on the loose or how grandma turned into an aaaaalieeeeen.
And I always cry at the end of Parenthood and E.T. Sometimes I'll put on just the last ten minutes of E.T. because I know it will make me burst into huge tears right when the ship door is closing.
I memorize every celebrity's birthday just for the hell of it.
One of my favorite past times is getting really high and watching movie trailers on youtube. Like the really powerful trailers.
Sometimes(okay, all the time) when I'm in my car, I blast a song and pretend I'm in the music video for the song.
Whenever I come upon a new song I really like, I play it obsessively 10-20 times a day everyday until the song wears out on me. Currently it's Katy Perry's Hot n Cold.
Loving these secrets!
Oh and I also watch porn online. You'd never guess it if you met me in person.
embarrassed to tell someone...
i read tom cruise's unauthorized biography.
i watch court shows on tv while i'm surfing the 'net... i LOVE judge judy!
the state of my house would make all your others look like freshly cleaned hotel rooms. i've not had a lot of help in that area, and in fact am convinced that mr. bunny got the e.coli from DD not bothering to clean up after raw turkey. if i had to call the cops, i couldn't even let them inside.
and on my list of favorite movies is "captain ron".
these are only the small things, people. it gets worse. much, much worse!
I think the multiple pages thing is new. I'm sure back during the Timmy/Shimmy stuff we'd gotten to well over 300 comments.
Mooshki - what's your take on CFNM?
bunny - was that bio any good? Captain Ron isn't an awful movie, it is pretty funny. Kurt Russell has a lot of charm.
X-rated things I can see on this idiot box in front of me and little devices that are battery-powered.
Oh, and sneaking fast food while driving.
Gawd, I sound like a friggin' guy.
^holds head down in shame and then types...
1. I read casual encounters on craigslist for two reasons: the free peen shots and the humorous ads that go with them
2. I have an irrational fear of ships that is so bad that I will not go down a road that leads to a terminal, pier or dock of any sort. I get hot sweats and tunnel vision when even presented with the idea of being too close to a ship while driving. In Tacoma, I can't drive down one road (name escapes me) because while driving it you can see the ships just sitting there. (goosebumps forming right now)
My brother said that I must have been on the Amistad in a former life.
I'm afraid to cross bridges, particularly if it's over a river.
Lissa- I'm with you on the dom deal. I've never done the club deal but would love to. Just haven't found someone with that particular fetish in common. Finding one on the internet spooks me cause I have a kid. Not really a revelation considering my pic. LOL
When I'm out shopping, I am constantly talking to the people around me in my head. I hate when people "graze" in stores to the point that they slow down my progress so I literally cuss them out in very over the top ways. ex: "Get out of the way you smelly fucking cunt!" "Get out of the way" just seems too lame. LMAO
I think everyone has accepted an Oscar or two in their day. My famous person fantasy life rules though. Tons of cash, banging all sorts of hot famous boys in Hollyweird, access to killer weed etc. Lately, the rich part of the fantasy life has been more predominant though cause I'm poor as shit (like everyone else). However, even in my fantasy life, I am afraid of going broke. How fucked is that? I also think of how fucked up it would be to be famous. Like your friends and family selling you out for a buck and shit like that. I can't even give myself a decent fantasy life at times!
I play on a game website every day that is basically made for teenagers/college students. Every day. No one in my real life knows about it beyond my kids, not even my best friend. Thankfully, I have met other people my age (and older)that play too. I found this site on a message board that I used to post on all the time. Someone said, "Be careful, it's addicting." Yeah no shit. That was 5-6 yrs ago!
I too am an internet addict. My computer is on from the time I get up until I go to sleep at night. It's always next to me. Of course, the house is a wreck at times but I try to keep the damage to the upstairs in case I have to let anyone in the house. I blame all this though on being on disability so being home all the time by yourself leads to fucked up behavior folks!
Thanks for the good read everyone! I have things in common with a good many of you - still have my Nancy Drew books, sing in the car, check out post secret for laughs, colour, pretend I'm on The Tonight Show (specifically), and my house is a sty as well. Clothes are clean but not exactly in their proper places, dishes are clean. Everything else is MESSY. Tah Tah made me cry, as did dollface.
I guess I'll be the one to end it on a tame note. I LOVE to dance in my chair at work while my iPod is on. Sometimes I sing a little too loud and get looks. We don't have cubicles, it's all open area. I guess that doesn't make it a guilty pleasure, but I don't care if I look like a tool.
IGA (grocery store) has these frozen phyllo pastries filled with cream cheese and fruit. I eat the whole pack. Absolutely cannot help myself. Same with fresh-baked bread.
Celebrity gossip is my biggest guilty pleasure (that I want to reveal) and I get disgusted looks from people when I reveal things about celebrities.
"what's your take on CFNM?"
Eh, not really my thing, but it does make me think about Kevin Smith, lol.
Oops, except he does the reverse.
Ms. don't drag me into this Ror thing, that comment wasn't even pointed in that direction or context but everyone jumped on him...so don't blame me.
i too sent him a message to come back.
@ Jax. Fair enough.
Who then were you calling out as an attention whore?
Ms., a better question is why anyone here is calling out anyone? Why doesn't Jax save all her shit stirring for her own blog instead of coming here and starting trouble?
The answer to that is she's a big attention whore.
We all have bad moods, or say stupid sh*t sometimes.
'You've gotta acceeeeeentuate the positive and eleiiiiminate the negative
'You've got to spread joy (up to the maximum)
Bring gloom (down) down to the minimum
Otherwise (otherwise) pandemonium
Liable to walk upon the scene'
Also, if we didn't love attention whores, why would we be so interested in celebs?! They are the ultimate attention whores. ;)
since my hubby's been away..i've become addicted.....to Gossip Girl....there i said it. PHew
Mooshki, I appreciate the attempt to make peace here, but some people are permanently in bad moods and trying to stir the shit up. When someone behaves like she's menstruating and bitchy 24/7, there's a problem, love. Jax does this shit because she's an attention whore who doesn't know how to let others alone. She's always got a stick poking certain people and then gets even bitchier when she's called on it.
Now run along and tell your fucked up little friend to behave herself instead of trying to excuse her bad behavior.
Anon, and what's the excuse for your bad behavior? All you need to do is scroll past her remarks if you don't like them. I've got a few of those myself. I was dumb enough to try to say something about it a few of times, then I learned that that just makes things exponentially worse.
You seem confused. Calling out someone as being the resident attention whore constitutes bad behavior, not calling out the bitch who did it. Get your facts straight. I know you mean well, but your loyalty is misplaced and only makes your peace keeping posts seem really disingenuous.
And seriously, you need to let the aggressive trouble maker defend herself, okay? It's one thing to jump in and defend the person being needlessly attacked, as some of us do here, it's another to try and defend the attacker. If you have this kind of interest in keeping peace here, you'll go after the trouble maker, not the people defending the ones being called 'resident attention whores'. Your hypocrisy is evident when you do that.
Umm...Anon, this is just a gossip blog. We chat about inane things and snark on fame whores. Jax is just a stranger to you - not someone sleeping with your husband/wife/dog. Chill, seriously.
Either you and Jax have sparked in the past, and you're holding a major grudge; or you are sticking your nose in other peoples business (and yes im aware of the irony of this post). It is not your place to 'call her up' on anything. She has a right to make comments, and you have a right not to read them. If she was trolling or causing the agro that you make out, im sure Enty would have banned her - he seems to want a happy home, here :D
I thought she was joking with the 'attention whore' comment as everyone loves Rors humour, but its up to Ror (or whoever it was really directed to) to bring up if it was out of line or not. I honestly dont see whats up with the Jax hate.
Please let this be the end of people trying to make drama. We have Mischa to bitch at, that should be more than enough.
stiffkittens, she wasn't joking.
jax is a bitch and i vowed a long time ago to call her on her shit every time she attacks someone.
you don't like that? too fucking bad.
another airhead going after the person sticking up for innocent posters and not the rabid dog. what a joke.
You do realise that CDAN isn't a role playing site? You are not Batman and Jax isnt the Joker. Get. Over. It.
Keep defending her.
Or maybe you are her! She does post under various names you know. Yep, I'm willing to bet you're Jax.
***Just sayin'***...lmao!!!!
Damn, i cant get anything past you can i? Yes im Jax, infact every poster on here is Jax except you.
BOO! ;)
Anon, that last sentence in your first post made me feel attacked. But you're right, it's pretty f-ing stupid and hypocritical for me to post about ignoring the bad stuff and then respond to it myself. I'm working on not doing that anymore, but I still slip sometimes. "Physician, heal thyself!"
I think I may be jax, also.
mooshki, it's that you're selectively responding to the bad stuff. that's the only problem i have with you. otherwise you'd be going after jax first and foremost.
Well, Jax has become my friend off-list, and I admit, I am biased towards her because of it.
Always remember:
Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Well, Jax has become my friend off-list, and I admit, I am biased towards her because of it.
Then defend her and get dragged into the bullshit, but don't act like you're interested in peace and everyone getting along because that's not the case.
"Umm...Anon, this is just a gossip blog. We chat about inane things and snark on fame whores. Jax is just a stranger to you - not someone sleeping with your husband/wife/dog. Chill, seriously."
Exactly.
Congratulations, Anon. You're officially the Most Unnecessarily Psychotically-Angry Commenter on CDAN.
You can be as bitter and hateful as you'd like towards people like me (and I highly doubt Jax is wringing her hands over whether or not you approve of her, either), but fucking leave Mooshki out of it. She's always trying to make peace on this site, and I, for one, have noticed how she's attempted to avoid taking sides if she can. Mooshki is a fucking saint. The only person she insults on CDAN is Ben Affleck, and ONLY if she's having a shitty day. So fucking back OFF.
Oh, also, your insistence on constantly mentioning periods and other lady issues is pretty laughable. Have you ever had a steady girlfriend? Have you ever seen a tampon up close? Do you have a mom or a sister you can talk to about this stuff? All women have periods at some point in their lives. You're obviously really curious about the female reproductive cycle, and that's sweet and all, but you're obviously pretty ignorant about it, too, because implying that a woman you've never met is acting in a certain way because of her supposed PMS really makes you look like a fifteen year-old jackhole.
Oh, and your screenname really does make you look like a pussy.
All the fucked up attention whores crawl out of the woodwork. All but the biggest attention whore who posts digs to other posters without any reason or provocation.
Sorry, Ernestine, I can't never get through your long diatribes, so I have no idea what you're trying to say, but I'm sure it's nothing but bullshit anyway.
You're all so brave in groups! I'm really impressed!
Isn't it time to do your homework? Give mom the computer and go get it started, dear.
:-D
Long paragraphs! Words to slog through!
~The Horror!~
Just so you know, the kids on ONTD DO have a term for what you just attempted to describe: I believe it's "tl;dr" or something like that. It's cool if you're not interested in what I have to say. I can assure you that I'm not really interested in fostering a dialogue or having a conversation with you here or in any other forum. Ever.
I really just wanted to speak out against your unnecessary snark towards Mooshki. She saw that things were getting nasty, tried to diffuse them by being all sunny and humorous, and you began gnashing your canines and snapping out at her, too.
She was trying to get people to STOP taking sides -- so please stop being such a dick.
Sorry, I didn't read the first post, I'm sure as hell not reading the second one.
Honestly, don't waste your time with a third post. If I had this kind of time I'd re-read War and Peace.
"re-read"
LOL!!
Iwould like to issue a formal apology. I must have been in total bitch mode the other day and don't usually act that way. Please accept and forgive my horrible spelling. :)
I watch the Rock of Love. Im addicted to it. Even if I've seen it, I'll watch it again. The same goes for the Intervention show on A&E.
Im completely obsessed with the whole Caleyy/Casey Anthony thing, but that isnt a pleasure. Give 5 minutes alone with that fucking cunt....Im just sayin.
you know all you busybodies who have nothing better to do than nitpick me all day?
i don't fucking read it so save your breath and your words because in case you haven't noticed like the other 98% of people here..YOU ARE CAUSING THE SHIT.
Grow Up!
i comment on the topic at hand almost 99% of the time.
get a fucking clue.
Jax - if you read the comments, you'd know that there is one person attacking you and others defending. Don't hate those trying to talk/write sense ;)
Topic over, please?
And the other 1% of the time you have your big fucking mouth blasting someone who doesn't deserve it.
Just because you feel like shit about yourself doesn't give you the right to dump on other people and I'll call you on your bullshit every time I see it. If you don't like it that's too bad. The only fame whore here is you. If you and your posse of rabid fucking mouth breathers don't like the fact that I'm not going to let your insanity go unchecked then stop with your passive aggressive bullshit. It's that simple.
Real brave of you to show up after you think I'm gone though.
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