Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Random Photos Part One

I'm not exactly sure how Chris Pine ended up on top, but it is what it is. I just wish they would actually find him doing something other than coming out of convenience stores.
Elton John - Verona, Italy
Halle and Nahla on the beach in Miami.
It must be kids day, because this Heidi and some of hers in New York.
I am going to go ahead and guess that Seventeen Magazine has some huge product placements in the new Hayden P movie. Just a guess.
Joel Madden looks a little embarrassed to be standing next to AnnaLynne McCord.
Her new boyfriend Kellan Lutz was also right there.
Quite possibly Joel McHale might become the new mascot for CDAN.
James Morrison - Liverpool
Jodie Sweetin says that she and the soon to be ex are getting along much better and her new book Unsweetined is coming out soon.
The third Mrs. Cruise on the set of her new movie. You really need to click the picture and enlarge. She is not looking well.
The second Mrs. Cruise on the set of her new movie. Meanwhile Tom is doing nothing.
I'm guessing Kathie Lee Gifford spends some time in the sun.
Kylie Minogue in Paris for fashion week.
Mickey Rourke was also there with what looks like new Melanie Griffith lips.
Richard Gere, Japan and a dog. This was supposed to be the top spot.
And for the 400th consecutive day, Robert Pattinson shooting his new movie in New York.
Sacha Baron Cohen goes into Letterman.
And Bruno emerges.
And Isla tags along.
I need to start going to red carpets in Spain. Free booze.
Here in the US it is strictly soft drinks, and tiny ones at that. Oh, she is a former Miss USA or something.

42 comments:

Quintessential Southerner said...

i hope halle's daughter grows into her looks.

poor mickey rouke.

califblondy said...

I love how Halle's babygirl is the perfect combination of Mum and HunkyDad.

I don't think Mickey looks like he's got new lips. I wonder if that's really water he's drinking?

figgy said...

For awhile there Halle's daughter was just looking like any other squishy little baby. But she's starting to get *really* cute now! Not that there is any possible way that the offspring of those two could be anything but.

Stepford Katie's eyes are really puffy. Must be crying a lot. :-( Hope she can get out of the contract soon, for her sake.

shazzzba said...

RICHARD GERE AND THE MOST ADORABLE PUPPY...

KATIE HOLMES....MARRIAGE IS NOT AGREEING WITH HER...SHE LOOKS MORE MISERABLE EVERY PHOTO.

Jen said...

As bloated as Kathie Lee is...I have to say that I like her. She's unapologetic about herself. I'm not into the Jesus stuff, and I'm not saying she's a class act or anything, but she's at least herself.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I'm starting to wonder if there is something medically wrong with Mrs. Cruise.

kris said...

I agree Brendalove..she really truly does not look healthy at all....

robert said...

Katie looks like she is allergic to something down there.

nancer said...

katie holmes has been looking like shit for awhile now. it's like she doesn't care at all. you aren't supposed to feel that way at her age. (at mine.....yeah, kinda.)

i think halle's baby is beautiful. she's going to be stunning when she grows up with that skin and those eyes. gorgeous kid.

AnonMom said...

Nahla is ADORABLE! Such a beautiful little girl. I wonder if I could set her up with my son in 18 or so years?

Katie, Katie ... she's my age and looks a lot older than me. No bueno.

Kathie Lee needs darker lip color.

GladysKravitz said...

Is Katie on the set of True Blood or Twilight? She really is going for that method acting thing if so.

Grace said...

Is Holmes "in costume" for her movie and therefore she is "in character"?

If so, that would explain alot.

If not, that would explain alot.

Courtney said...

So what BI is Chris Pine that he gets to be on top?

Cabbage Babble said...

More Joel McHale!

amazonblue said...

I have no problem with Joel McHale as the new mascot for our group.

How about we start a monthly Mr. OR Ms. CDAN? Joel looks good for July.

What size are Nicole Kidman's feet? As a tall girl I'm always curious about other tall girls feet.

Love the photo of Richard Gere and the puppy.

Cheryl said...

...and what's that about our new mascot?

Carrie S. said...

I vote for McHale for the CDAN mascot!

trouble bubble said...

Run Katie Run!

helenf said...

Mmm Chris Pine! He does do a good walking shot :D

wineaux said...

why does jodi sweetin look so good? perhaps it's not smoking meth that's doing the trick!

joel mchale RULES!

katie is the walking dead. did ya'll see the photos from her on gmd's bday? she wasn't even wearing makeup. come on...who goes out on their sig other's bday without getting dolled up? oh, that's right, he wants her as close to looking MALE as possible.

blog hopper said...

Love Joel McHale!!

I saw Sacha on Letterman last night, and he's incredibly smart, funny and well-spoken. Nice to see some actual talent getting noticed in Hollywood.

ellapetal said...

I thought I remember Enty saying that NPH could be our new mascott a while back...I'm not ready to let that go.

notvotingforsuckno said...

Has anyone else seen Joel Mchale's stand-up act? I saw him at the Meyerhoff in Baltimore in May and it was really disappointing :(. Smarmy local DJ (who Joel claims he chose and had NO snark for) as the opening act, and the show was 85% recycled Soup jokes from the last TWO years. That being said: can't wait for Community!

bionic bunny! said...

i agree with ellapetal!

RocketQueen said...

I also like Sacha Baron Cohen the man - the characters I can take or leave, but he's incredibly witty and articulate.

Mickey Rourke is looking incredibly ape-like.

Anyone see the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy of Kathie Lee? Oh man..I was crying from laughing. Of course, "Sean Connery" was still the star.

*sigh* @ Annalynne. They're getting breast implants younger and younger.

lutefisk said...

Kathie Lee has a totally frozen face.

Ells said...

Love Joel McHale. He consistently makes me laugh, and he's hot. But what's with the skinny tie?

DNfromMN said...

Ent I'm gonna scold you: Halle, Nahla and a //shirtless// Gabriel went to the beach.

I am ok with Joel being our mascot, though I wouldn't turn down Hugh Jackman for the job

jax said...

McHale is my secret tuesday night lovah. mm the soup IS good.

mngddess said...

Enty, sweetie, if you want free drinks just throw a party and invite us. You know, your FAVORITE ones. We'll buy you alll the drinks you want. And then you'll give us the info WE want.

Diana said...

Free Katie - she just does not seem to care and she is far too young to be there...already...It seems as though she has gone past the point of even pretending to pretend.

Nahla is a GORGEOUS baby.

Off topic, but I don't know what I like more about CDAN - EL's post or the posters posts about his posts! Everyone here (pretty much) simply rocks!

ardleigh said...

@DNfromMN- damn I scrolled up just to see if Halle's babydaddy was there. Did you here my disappoint ment? He's just so darn pretty.

I have no problem with NPH as mascot. Would also take Hugh Jackman however I a can get him.;)

Jungle007 said...

ardleigh- I can't remember the name of the comic on your avatar but i used to clip almost every single one! That cat is dammmmn funny :D

Poor Katie... I feel for that girl, really I do.

NPH isn't all that. I'd prefer JMH as our mascot...

shakey said...

Is Chris stocking up on Valtrex?

Elton doesn't look to friendly.

Is it me or does AnnaLynne look like Charlize Theron? And are she and Kellan Lutz the answer to that Ted C blind?

I would be very happy to have Joel as the CDaN mascot.

Jodie Sweetin looks really good. Katie probably just needs some makeup. Kylie looks very nice.

Ent, those are Melanie Griffith lips, those are G√ľnther lips! He needs the right glasses, though.

Robert Pattinson has one look. This is it.

As if Miss USA drank the damn thing.

Urban Myths said...

Kidman has enormous feet!!!

not on my dollar said...

@Quintessential I thought I was the only one who felt that away about little Nahla.

Ella B. said...

They've been doing all those Michael Jackson transformation photo sequences, showing how he changed over 40-odd years. They should do Katie transformation photos to show how Mr. Shortypants has driven her into the ground in less than 5.

amanda rae said...

Wow, how old is that Annalynne McCord? She looks like she's a 35-year old stripper with 3 kids that lives in a trailer. And who the hell is she anyways? Is she that chick that plays at being bi so she can get some attention? Is she some D-list skank on some lame TV show that nobody watches, or is she BOTH of those things? Either way, she looks rode hard and put away wet. Ew.

I also love Joel McHale. I never thought anyone could be as good as John Henson, but Joel is hysterical. I didn't know he came to Baltimore or I would have gone to see him...maybe. I tend to stay out of Baltimore, what with the horrendous rats I saw last time I was there. Besides, no offense if any of you are Marylanders, but Maryland is one creepy, fucked-up state. I tend to stick to my beloved Virginia...he should have come here instead!

kelsey said...

katie is looking awful. i love isla fisher!

Mooshki said...

Please don't ever put Richard Gere on top. Not even all of his great performances put together can balance out the crap that was "Red Corner."

muccimooch333 said...

Thank you for the pic of Robert Pattinson. Even with the busted up face, he is hot.

Is that a Shiba Inu with Richard Gere?

Diane said...

Hey! I like Richard Gere. The only movies with Julia Roberts or Jennifer Lopez I will ever like from either of those two otherwise loathsome "actresses" were the ones that also costarred Gere, and he made Susan Sarandon seem a lot softer and more likeable in the remake of Shall We Dance?, so I figure he's a miracle worker as far as making his female costars look better. Plus the puppy he's holding has to be the CUTEST. PUPPY. EVER! SQUEE!

I just don't know what the beautiful Isla Fischer sees in Sascha Baron Cohen. He looks like he's made of slime and his "comedy" is... well, I did laugh at some Borat skits I saw, but it seems more and more one-note and more about making other people look like idiots instead of how the masters did it, where they made themselves look idiotic.

Nicole Kidman's feet are supposed to be that size; your foot size is supposed to be the same size as your lower arm and Kidman clearly has long arms, so her foot size corresponds. She rules forever in my eyes, though, because she seems like she never drank the LRH Kool Aid that's causing Katie the dumbass (hey, all she had to do was go online to see what she was getting herself into) to look withered and old.