Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Didn't Invent Tan Spray


I know I have a pretty much zero tolerance policy when it comes to posting Lindsay Lohan on the site. The only exceptions are of course when something truly awful happens to her and we can all smile. Not awful like died, but awful like her fame and money might be screeching to a halt kind of awful.

A chemist in Florida is suing Lindsay, Lorit Simon and the company Sevin Nyne because allegedly they stole her spray tan formula. Before I get started with this, can I just say that if that is what Lindsay has been wearing on her skin I am not so sure I would be jumping to the front of the line saying, "I invented it."

Of course Lindsay claimed along with Lorit that the two of them spent years inventing it. Lorit, the woman who air brushes people for a living and Lindsay, the woman who says, "duh," as much as Homer says "doh." Most of the time when you read about people saying an idea for a movie was theirs or a song sounds the same are just blowing smoke and will almost always lose.

In this case though, these don't appear to be idle threats. Lindsay and company are being sued for for breach of contract, theft of trade secrets, civil conspiracy, intentional interference with contractual relations and deceptive and unfair trade practices.

Now, I haven't seen the papers filed in the suit. It is interesting though that Lindsay was sued individually. If she actually had to pay out of her own pocket to defend this suit rather than as an employee of the corporation, a lawsuit like this could run through whatever money Lindsay has very quickly. The legal fees in defending something like this will be incredibly high and I am not sure she has the funds to defend it as an individual.

14 comments:

canadachick said...

the only chemicals Lalohan knows are the ones she puts up her nose...i wouldnt' be surprised if the spelling of sevin nyne was how she actually thought seven nine was spelled

lutefisk said...

What happened yo her face? She looks hideous...meth?

Unknown said...

Yes, meth - it is believed she is the answer to the Come Out of Rehab for Meth-based Dental Work blind item.

lilbitsolo said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! But really, who would want to use the stuff, she looks like she got pooped on daily :)

bionic bunny! said...

i thought sevin was a deadly gas?

Anonymous said...

Bunny you're thinking serin gas

I shall quote another simpsons character, in the phrasing of nelson muntz: ha-ha

Syd said...

No bunny, it's a powder. Sevin Dust.

My Papaw used to put it in a tube sock and shake it over his tomato plants.

Now, what were we talking about?

ardleighstreet said...

I bet Dina is about to plotz!

Char said...

LOL.

Just... LOL.

Ells said...

lol Syd... Lindsay does know her powders, shall we say?

Katja said...

Sevin. My Mom loved it and when it was banned she bought up every bit she could find. I thought it was a liquid to but now that I think about I picture a really tall can of Comet.

I can't beleive LL is one iota smart enough or crafty enough to think anything out like this. Dina, maybe. Michael, oh yes.

Jerry said...

...Lindsay, the woman who says, "duh," as much as Homer says "doh."

I don't remember Homer saying that. I'll have to go back and read The Odyssey again.

Linnea said...

You do that, Jer.

Who could ever imagine her inventing anything?

mooshki said...

Jerry, make sure you read it in the original Ionic Greek. I've heard the English translations leave out all the good bits.

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