On Christmas afternoon I was feeling comfortably numb from a morning of Bloody Mary's and a lunch filled with bottomless mimosas when I decided to go online just for a second. I told myself I wouldn't go to any gossip sites and just would check the news and some scores. Well there was nothing I could do when I saw Charlie Sheen's ugly mug shot staring at me. For those of you who have stayed unplugged all weekend, here is what happened.
Supposedly on Christmas Eve, Charlie and Brooke began what was an epic bender. Ignoring the fact they have nine month old twins and a history of drinking issues, they got tanked. They started fighting. Well, apparently the next morning they continued to fight and instead of opening Christmas presents with the kids, Charlie pulled out a knife and threatened Brooke. Brooke called the Aspen cops who came over and arrested Charlie. Charlie got out of jail later in the day and started spinning faster than Lindsay can steal a purse.
Charlie's people spread so much stuff out there that at one point Brooke was telling the cops none of it was true and she didn't know why Charlie had been arrested. No matter the spin, remember this. Charlie Sheen is such a prick that he got arrested at 8:30 a.m. on Christmas. The first Christmas of his twins and he spent in jail. No, they won't remember but they will know.