Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Tiger News


Just when things were dying down and you never thought you had to read about Tiger again, along come the holidays and the scrounging of any news about any topic. So, you get Tiger stories.

According to Entertainment Tonight, Tiger and Rachel Uchitel have been hanging out around Palm Beach together holding hands and talking about who he would like to watch her have sex with first. Does anyone think that Tiger would actually be faithful to her? Would she be faithful to him? Do we really care?

Meanwhile Jaimee Grubbs has moved on and has been dragging around some bartender with her to events and calling him her boyfriend. I think it is about time for her to fade into nothingness, she thinks it is time to take advantage of her new publicity to get her own reality show. Why? She wasn't interesting before and isn't that interesting now.

30 comments:

MISCH said...

HE MUST BE ONE OF THE STUPIDEST MEN ON THE PLANET....

shakey said...

Cue Jon Gosselin to step into Jaimee Grubbs's life in 3 ... 2 ...

Seachica said...

Elin is going to clean up in this divorce. With all of the mistresses floating around, did anyone really think that Tiger was going to go without getting some right now? And let's hope that Rachel is smart enough to realize that Tiger is going to (probably is presently) cheating on her. And smart enough to realize that the only way you can be with him is to accept an open relationship.

nicola said...

Wasn't Uchitel the one with the OK magazine cover? Funny that there have been rumblings (all leaked by her friends) that they have been hanging out for weeks, including some party at a mansion two nights ago, but only pictures of her in bikinis available. Kind of odd in a world of camera phones. Besides Tiger cost his sponsors millions in stock losses. My guess, Nike's hired him a hooker with a non disclosure contract and keeping them both on lock down.

nunaurbiz said...

Obviously, Tiger severely overestimated the amount of coverage Charlie Sheen would be getting in the wake of his arrest and came out of hiding waaaaay too soon!

(meow)

Anonymous said...

Tiger will be with women who will turn a blind eye to his cheating. End of story.

Marna Palmer said...

LOL @ Shakey. TOTALLY.

I think Tiger DID want out of his marriage and with the exception of losing sponsors, he doesn't really care about staying with his wife. I don't think there's any way in hell he'll ever be faithful to anyone. The only person he seems to love is himself.

Cecilia00 said...

I have a theory that the whole thing with his wife exploded because he told her he wanted to be with one of these women and it was him who wanted the divorce. Maybe it was RU and the wife thought there was nothing going on beyond fling level?

lutefisk said...

I think Tiger is just one of these people who thought he could have it all, & never thought it would actually backfire on him.

dj said...

its gotta be the money or he must have a huge, um, driver, cuz the dude looks like a furby

Linnea said...

the craziest part of this story yet is that letter that supposedly leaked. did you guys see that? It says he is in hiding cause elin knocked out two of his teeth, and he has had some plastic surgery done in pheonix

JoElla said...

DJ! A Furby! ROFLMAO!!

can this man/boy be anymore stoopid?

and how very mean of me to want to see a toothless tiger!

juicy said...

linnea, yes i did read something about it. i will go back and try to find the link. i actually read an account of the entire scenario.

juicy said...

http://furmanbisher.wordpress.com/2009/12/26/updated-inside-story-on-tiger-woods/

mooshki said...

Well, no one ever accused him of having good judgment. Hey idiots, (I'm talking to you, Chris Brown) no matter whether you feel any guilt at all or not, if you want to maintain any kind of a good public image at least FAKE contrition for a while!!!

sunnyside1213 said...

Thanks juicy for that link. I think the story there sounds plausible.

ballyhoo. said...

looks like tiger figures it can't get any worse for him so why even try to hide it any more? any chance of salvaging his former public image is out the window now so why not, eh tiger?

thanks for the link juicy, i hadn't seen that!

Goodgrief said...

I don't think he would have divorced Elin while the kids are still young because it would make him look bad. However, I do think he wanted Elin and the kiddies to move out to the guest house and move Rachel into the main house, or at least into the master bedroom. Either way Elin was being demoted. He better think twice about what he is doing as the public will never warm up to Rachel like they did with Elin. At least we haven't heard any phone conversations wishing he was her tampon, (yes Prince Charles I am talking about you).

Kristen S. said...

What really cracks me up is that he goes for these pancake-makeup-wearing skanks. Given all these women, I really do think he married Elin for image purposes, because she seems wholesome and natural. But what he truly wants is a silicon-enhaced tranny lookalike.

Bella said...

Tired of him.

Goodgrief said...

So what is this I hear about him going to rehab for "sex addiction"?

Jeff said...

yes, Kristen S., I was thinking the same thing. Might it be better if he never married again and put someone else through this? I wonder who he'll have when he's old and grey. And, as always, would these women be after him without the $$$?

califblondy said...

Linnea, I didn't see that news, but I told the Queen Mum over Christmas that I thought he was hiding 'cuz Elin wupped up on his face.

Awww, I guess it's true love for Tiger and Rachel.

flwrgurl said...

Tiger is not in Rehab ya'll. his publicist is pulling ya'll legs. Sunday evening, Mariah Carey's best friend Jasmine @jasminedotiwala tweeted that they were on their way to Capri and on the same flight was Elin and Tiger. She mentioned security was insane.
Ya'll been fooled!!

Mango said...

@ juicy - Thanks for the link! Hopefully the teeth that were knocked out were his overly large upper front teeth. He always looked like frickin' Bugs Bunny to me. Rachel U is downright scary looking. She must suck a mean dick for him to want to get with that!

PotPourri said...

This guy is a mjor douchebag

Vanessa said...

mango----I love how you support domestic abuse just b/c someone cheated...keep it Klassy!

I wonder if tiger was a girl and elin was a dude would you feel the same way...most likely not.

I don't know people are angry, shocked, or hurt by this...rich famous men cheat ( a good majority of them) b/c they have the opportunity, means and a lot of women give it up for free. How many sports athletes who are in the top of their game are actually faithful...zero.

athletes cheating is like people sneezing in the winter time...an endemic.

If they been seen holding holds all over Florida ...why isn't there any photos of him and his main mistress---I would bet the paparazzi would be all of that money shot.

Kristen S. said...

I'm not shocked he cheats, I'm shocked at the type of woman he cheats with!

Seachica said...

Just because a guy (or a woman) has the opportunity to cheat doesn't mean that it's ok that he cheats. Most of us have some opportunity to cheat in our lives. The difference between humans and animals is that we have better control of our actions and CHOOSE not to cheat.

I don't hold celebrities to different expectations than I do people in my life. If you make that commitment, you need to uphold it and not cheat. Whether you're Joe Schmoe or a big-shot celebrity. If you'd rather not keep it in your pants, be honest about it and stay single.

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