Friday, January 01, 2010

Blind Items Revealed

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

I always knew this B list Golden Globe nominee/winner television actor was self conscious about his hair. But, what I didn't know is that although he has a few plugs, he covers 95% of his extremely bald head with four different very expensive toupees. He tells his many one night stands not to touch his head and he has four models in his bedroom where he keeps them when not wearing them.

Jeremy Piven

42 comments:

Treesap-Covered Lady, the Humanist said...

bahahahahahaha. excellent.

Kelsey said...

HAHAHAHAHA........oh man I gotta come back to this one later I can't even talk right now

Sadie said...

Hilarious. He's such an egomaniac, yet I haven't been able to figure out why.

JoElla said...

BWWWAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

That Piven!

Cheryl said...

We ALL got this one!

KellyLynn said...

This cracks me up. It may not be Coke Mom, but it's a good one.

Unknown said...

OMGLOL!

IrishGossip said...

Best reveal of the day.....

Keli Jackson said...

This one was sooooo obvious. But no less hilarious.

Kingrey said...

"You're mother and I did the bald eagle last night, Trebek!"

Treesap-Covered Lady, the Humanist said...

I love the extended laughter from the ladies on this. Hmm, wonder if the guys would be more empathetic.

chihuahuense said...


Serena said...
Piven!

1:34 PM



first comment no less!!! Great job! you guys are good guessers!!!

ballyhoo. said...

this one could have only been the piv, hahahaha

Anonymous said...

What an ass LOL

Anonymous said...

bald douche of the year

Anonymous said...

oh my sides! my sides hurt from laughing!

what a douche....sigh

chihuahuense said...

Personally, I don't know why guys try so hard to fight it. I wouldn't find a guy *less* sexy with no hair....the piv, however, is not sexy-hair or not!

WednesdayFriday said...

I feel bad for the guy. He's clearly more slef conscious of his hair than I have ever been of anything.

Jcam said...

Has anyone else studied his head closely since this BI?? I have for sur....

Kingrey said...

Treesap- in a survey done a few years ago (I don't remember by whom), most women placed having a full head of hair near the bottom of the list when looking for the ideal mate. Some comment were made the we men shouldn't do the dreaded comb-over or wear toupees. In Hollywood, though, it's very different, I gather.

Anonymous said...

*still giggling*

what i wouldn't give to see a pix of his toupees resting place!

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Sweetiebird said...

My husband is bald and I love a comfortably bald man. What is douchier than a not-so-attractive-to-begin-with guy with no neck who thinks plugs and wigs will make him look manly, when in fact, it just makes him look ... Piven-ish?

Judi said...

OMG! LOVE THIS! Thanks, Enty. Am SO going to call him out if I ever see him - unless he's being nice that day.

timebob said...

can you imagine in the middle of getting your groove on, the guy says don't touch my head. What a buzz kill.

Does Piven think we don't know he is bald?

.robert said...

I had my head shaved when I was a teen and joined the military, I thank god I still have a full head of hair now. Bald looks good on some people but not all. Also, the pivert just gets on my nerves.

Anonymous said...

if he doesn't want his hair touched...then that probably means he is not a "giver."

double douche on you!!!

Ayesha said...

Does anyone remember his appearance on "Seinfeld" where Piven plays the part of an actor who plays the part of George Costanza in Jerry and George's pilot for NBC? He was pretty bald and chubby back then. Always laugh my head off every time I see it.

sunnyside1213 said...

Best Reveal Yet. Enty, these have been great. Thanks for a great year.

Unknown said...

Okay this is way too funny. His poor one-night stands!

chihuahuense said...

lol@girly

That is EXACTLY what that means!!!Double boo!!!

Clanger said...

LMAO at this one!

Serena said...

It's not a reveal party unless Piven is one of them!

DavidsFan said...

I thought it was him as I remember seeing his bold head in the movie "Miami Rhapsody."

Unknown said...

@APPLE - omg! YES! total buzzkill!!! i can't imagine gettin down and dirty with someone (especially for the first time) and them cutting you off very sharply and being ordered DO NOT TOUCH THE HAIR!

wow! totally redick!

Sinjin said...
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Sinjin said...

Aren't any of those one night stand chicks smart enough to snap a cell phone pic of the wig platforms? Or perhaps even a housekeeper? That would be pretty funny.

Kelsey said...

better yet can you imagine being in the middle of getting your groove on and actually DO reach up and end up with a hand full of toup? now there's a buzzkill. plus a little vomit in the mouth, for sure.

Elle Kaye said...

That's great. He should use the extras to cover up his giant tits the next time he hits the beach.

FrenchGirl said...

Ari Gold ,you're the one reason to see Entourage if i should look it

Merlin D. Bear said...

Ego, thy name is Piven.

Unknown said...

He pulled the Shat/Burt where they were obviously losing their hair when younger (Shat in Star Trek, Burt in Deliverance, Piven in PCU), then all of a sudden there hair line advances 3 iches forward. Own your baldness like Bruce Willis or better yet Billy Zane!

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