Friday, January 01, 2010

Blind Items Revealed

Monday, September 1, 2009

I like to call this one Easy & Skeezy. It doesn't really have anything to do with either of the people involved as a nickname. It just means that it is fairly easy to solve and one of the participants is particularly skeezy. When I refer to someone as an A list reality star, it just means they are on the top of the reality show food chain.

So, over the weekend, this married A list male reality star would not stop hitting on this younger A list female reality star. He kept following her around like a puppy, and saying things like, "we should really work together." Yes, he said that. When they were first introduced she was very polite, but then he started getting close and doing the touching thing. The rest of the night was the puppy dog thing and trying to impress her. She wasn't. It didn't stop him from telling everyone at the party though how she was into him.

Jon Gosselin & Kim Kardashian

50 comments:

Kelsey said...

perfect nicknames enty. perfect.

ballyhoo. said...

ewwwwwwwwwww. this blind actually evokes a little sympathy for kim. just ewwwwwwww.

IrishGossip said...

Oh Jon..... *shakes head*

I hate all Kardashians, but even I would have to say she is above him!

Cecilia00 said...

Painful confession and admission:
I sometimes like Kim. (And Kourtney as well)

Dr. Spaceman said...

Man, he really is a douche.

Eli said...

they should get 2gether...easy marks...

nunaurbiz said...

Oh, geez, well now you know there's a God because these two didn't hook up. Could you IMAGINE if she got pregnant by him???????????????? YIKES!!!!!!!!!!

:-0

Sporky said...

I guess even she isn't that stupid.

trashtalker said...

Ick. Nast.

david said...

i think i just threw up a little in my mouth.

*shudder*

thanks for reveal day, enty!

JS said...

He probably wasn't even that into her, he just knows she has family money.

Apple said...

oh god that was a good one.

Jon is such a mega douche. I'm so glad his house of cards is crashing in on him now.

I think Kim K. is exoticly pretty breaks the size 0 hollywood mold.

I wonder if Robert Kardashian is rolling in his grave right now, with his kids whoring themselves to E! and Ryan Seacrest.

lana said...

so not shocked by this reveal haha

i want the old hollywood blind solved because if its not jean harlow then im shocked and it must have been bern's ex girlfriend with the mental problems who killed herself the next day or jean did kill him and the girl and mayer covered it up for them. there are soo many fascinating old hollywood mysteries!

Cecilia00 said...

Sporky:

Or more likely, her people aren't that stupid. LOL

GladysKravitz said...

ewwww. Double ewwwww.

Caroline said...

Ugh.

Clanger said...

Douchebag of the year goes to........

Katja said...

Hello Jon go take care of your 8 kids! yuck!

sunnyside1213 said...

Ditto what Cecillia00 said.

Kelsey said...

agreed @lana I would love to read some old hollywood reveals!

MacVixen said...

ugh. whatever sympathy i ever had for jon gosselin has long since disappeared. and i don't know why, but I really like kim kardashian, so I say, good for her on this one!

Lauren said...

Ick Nast.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Goddamn hilarious!

ChasingHeaven said...

I love the Kardashians, I think they're fun and so beautiful.

Oh Jon...You're such a douchelord!

Sporky said...

Cecelia you're probably right on that!

looserdude said...

I wish Reggie Bush would open a whole six-pack of whoop-ass on Jon. I'd pay to see that. Or are Reggie and Kim still together?

PJ Nelson said...

Eeeeeww. Back from family business... Time to get a glass of wine and start reading!

Catherine said...

Ditto, Lauren!

BlahFrickinBlah said...

I'm with looserdude. I'd pay to see Reggie smack his ass to the ground.

parissucksliterally said...

Sporky, if he could have helped her "career", I think her attitude would have been different. No matter how gross Gosselin is.

linnea said...

actually, they might deserve each other

GailfromMiami said...

Last I heard, Reggie and Kim are still together. I love the Kardashians too (I know, I know) and I agree with Apple that Kim's look is a refreshing departure from the size 0 waif or short-haired, flat-chested skinny pixie.

palealebrew10 said...

looserdude-I would shell out a few bucks to see that. reggie vs. gosselin.

Jon..you are such a narcissist. You really think you could've bagged Kim? Everyone hated Kate but somehow you managed to f*ck that up. Amazing.

JoElla said...

Poor Kim! EEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!

Cecilia00 said...

parissucksliterally: I agree.

And as I said, I sort of like her.

But I say no matter what, her people probably wouldn't let her near him.

parissucksliterally said...

GailfromMiami, I have to ask, WHY do you love the Kardashians? They sicken me- I am unable to grasp why anyone would like these people. Their fame seriously makes me ANGRY if I allow myself to think about it.

Ms Cool said...

shiver me core

SittingPat said...

Someday when Kim is just a blip on the fame radar, she'll hit on that. But for now, I'm with EWWW.

G said...

He was into her because she has a show and he could get back into the spotlight. He's skeezy for sure. Though making a sex type of the two of them would be pretty funny.

jadetoo said...

Okay, this one is a pitiful LoL'er on both parts.

Kaitx said...

Lol poor Jon! What an idiot. I don't know very much about Kim, but good for her if she was being polite to the asshat, I wouldn't have been!

Mooshki said...

They're similarly soulless fame whores, but on the looks level she is so out of his league it isn't even funny.

fairylights said...

Ewww. Just Ew. And he couldn't conceive of someone not being that into him, could he?

chihuahuense said...

missed the props on this one:

Ms. Cam said...
What about Jon Gosselin and Kim Kardashian? http://www.etonline.com/news/2009/09/78576/index.html

2:37 PM


good job!!!

Jerry said...

OK, now which one is Skeezy?

Mango said...

Kim is trashy and a grasping wannabe but she *is* gorgeous. Who woulda thunk she had some standards?

As bottom of the barrel as the Kardashians are, Kim is leagues above him. UGH.

Mango said...

Kim is trashy and a grasping wannabe but she *is* gorgeous. Who woulda thunk she had some standards?

As bottom of the barrel as the Kardashians are, Kim is leagues above him. UGH.

Saz said...

This one is HILARIOUS, exactly what a BI should be. I howled with laughter. Jon is such a skeeze. Can't stand him. And to have inflated his own sense of importance so much as to hit on a Kardashian!! Even the American Idol rejects are out of his league.

Moriah said...

They're both gross.

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