Tuesday, December 29, 2009

A Message From Enty

Morning everyone!


Jax here. Enty sent me a text this morning and asked me to let you know that posting will be light today,if at all, due to a dodgy internet connection in his area. I personally think it was a case of "I spent my holidays legally drunk and forgot to pay my internet provider." But that's just speculation of course. If anyone dies,cries or multiplies and I hear about it..I'll do my best to get a post up here. Otherwise, programming should resume as normal tomorrow and the reveals will go on as planned.
Now, don't you have some work to catch up on in the meantime? Check back, you never know when Enty will be posting.

Jax

65 comments:

Cecilia00 said...

Thanks for letting us know whats up.

kris said...

Thanks Jax...I'm a little hungover today so I could really use some Enty-ness...but maybe I'll crawl under my desk and take a nap instead.

lutefisk said...

thanks for keeping us updated Jax.

annie cat said...

Thanks Jax! Yay to reveals on New Years!

nunaurbiz said...

Thanks, Jax! Hugs to you and Enty!

MWAH!

genesis said...

He texts you too huh lol
I could've asked but eh

linnea said...

oooh! I had forgotten that new years is coming up! I AM SO EXCITED!

Sporky said...

Glad to hear he's okay.

pomme said...

thank you Jax! i can't wait the revealed BI!

Mooshki said...

Thanks, Jax! I think we should start calling you "E-Lite" in honor of your role as Backup Enty. :)

shakey said...

Gossip *is* in the heart ...

ballyhoo. said...

Thank you, Jax! Cannot WAIT for reveals!!

Anonymous said...

Jax has entys password (posted by ent lawyer)?

I wonder if ent is in transit from somewhere over the holidays

chestnut-red said...

Thanks for being the pulse of Enty-posts today, Jax. I'll keep checking back for any important news items.

NotSoAnonMom said...

Thank you! I was scurred for our guy!

mngddess said...

Thank You, Enty2.

Kelsey said...

thanks jax! I like the e-lite idea, lol =)

super pumped for reveal day! can't wait.

jax said...

Dn, the only other way is to make me a member and then you know people would freak out with conspiracies about CDAN having two authors...it would show up on my profile as a team member like I am on Bad fish's blog.

just easier this way.

shelly_bean said...

thanks for the update jax and enty! I didn't realize how much I'd come to rely on the usual programming :) glad all is well

Terri said...

I'll stick to my ideas of Enty's whereabouts....being Charlie Sheen's lawyer during this crisis....Being too busy representing one of Tiger's mistresses....working some super secret pre-nup for someone.....in a super exclusive hospital having his stomach stapled.....

RocketQueen said...

Just fine by me, I have over a week's worth of posts to catch up on!!

califblondy said...

Thanks Jax, now I guess I have to spend my day off cleaning out the closets after all. Crap.

Mooshki said...

Anyone in desperate need of a new blind item, Lainey has a sad one up. Best guesses from ONTD: Gretchen Mol, Harvey Weinstein/Georgina Chapman, Blake Lively.

Karmen said...

Thanks for the update, jax! I can breathe a sigh of relief now.

DJ said...

Thank you for the update Jax!

Mooshki said...

More gossip: "Erin Muller claims Michael Lohan physically abused her at least twelve times over the last two years -- including an incident in which Michael allegedly 'kicked [her] in the vagina.'" WTF?!

(DN, I had to check to see if you were the poster on ONTD 'cause they used the mesh shirt pic. :) )

Mooshki said...

BARF!!!!!!!

"My dear Bernard-Henri Lévy, what you have said in the Swiss press is true -- I have been overwhelmed by the number of messages of support and sympathy I have received in Winterthur prison, and that I continue to receive here, in my chalet in Gstaad, where I am spending the holidays with my wife and my children.

"These messages have come from my neighbors, from people all over Switzerland, and from beyond Switzerland -- from across the world. I would like every one of them to know how heartening it is, when one is locked up in a cell, to hear this murmur of human voices and of solidarity in the morning mail. In the darkest moments, each of their notes has been a source of comfort and hope, and they continue to be so in my current situation.

"I would like to be able to answer all of them. But it is impossible: there are too many. Do you have any suggestions as to how I could reply? Perhaps in your journal, La Règle du jeu, which has supported me from the very first day? Perhaps you could disseminate these few words I'm sending you? I don't know. I'll leave it up to you.

"Happy holidays to you and yours -- and, through you, to all of these unknown friends whom I am discovering day after day, and who have helped me so much.
My warmest regards,
Roman Polanski"

KellyLynn said...

I think this post should be stuck to the top until Enty gets back. It's not that I think people won't read it if it's further down the list. I just can't stomach seeing Jon Gosselin for every one of the fifty times I come back to check for new gossip. It was bad enough having Asslee repeatedly assault my senses yesterday.

I'm glad Enty is all right, at least.

MCH said...

Yay Reveals!!!!!!! :)

Mooshki said...

I doubt we'll ever know the truth of the Charlie Sheen Christmas Story, but this is f-ing absurd:

Sheen says the catalyst for the argument was when he "shared a song for his daughter whom he fathered with another woman" which made Mueller jealous.

She was jealous of his daughter? Hag.

Mooshki said...

More Scientology reveals! (Watch them quick before this guy gets killed and his videos pulled.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHnO7NdnFZU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJuNMl9G2UU

Kelsey said...

LOL @ Terri, I like your last idea best!

Mango said...

dies,cries or multiplies

@Jax - LOL! Don't forget "lies"! And thanks for the update!

@ Terri - I like the way you think!

@ Mooshki - Roman Polanksi has the nerve to mention his wife and children!? Someone should ask him how he would feel if his daughter was raped and sodomized. What a degenerate. And re Scientology: I just do not understand why someone can't infiltrate that circus of freaks and blow them out of the water.

Christine said...

I had a dream last night about scientologists and how they were infiltrating my neighborhood. I kept teling them to "Get the fuck out of my house!!" and they would creep into another door. Annoying as fish flies they were.

Thanks, Jax for the 411. I was worried about Enty. I think he might be in Iran helping the revolution, though. "Spotty internet connection," is code for revolution.

amazonblue said...

Mooshki,

Interesting videos on CO$, especially the comments about John Travolta and the statement, "yes the statue of limitations has expired, but it's still embarrassing."

Golly, I wonder what he did!

Too bad he didn't out Cruise for his misdeeds and collusion with the leaders of CO$ to recruit celebrities.

Mooshki said...

Amazon, he later says that Travolta didn't do anything illegal, so he seems a little confused about that. Most of this is stuff we've heard before, but the idea of a ship in the Caribbean carrying secret videos is pretty funny.

ardleigh said...

a ship in the Carib full of videos? Where are the pirates when you need them?

shakey said...

Wow, Mooshki. That's interesting. While I imagine they have files on practically everyone, it's interesting files also exist on Jenna Elfman and Leah Remini. If they had the chance to leave the "Church", would they?

I wish that guy all the luck in the world. He looks nervous as hell.

jadetoo said...

Okay, I have been reading this gossip site for at least a year, and I've never commented, but I have to right now.

Dammit, I need gossip!!! I am stuck at work! I'm always looking at this blog to perk up my day and now I am sad.

Ms Cool said...

Thanks for the update.

I actually have a comment on a blind item.

Wasn't there one a few weeks back about an anchor who cheated on his wife with her sister? Dlisted linked to a site yesterday that pointed out that it is Larry King.

That could be (if it is true) my only relevant blind item comment this year. Unless I have MV guessed right.

Preciousredtx said...

Thanks Jax!!! I am glad Enty is okay!!!

Mooshki said...

Ms. Cool, his wife is one of the biggest fame whores I have ever seen, so she probably told her sister to sleep with him for the publicity.

joey bag-a-donuts said...

I created an account just to say that I am miserable without my daily cdan doses!!! Are reveals on new years eve or day??

Mooshki said...

Joey, they're all day long January 1st. It's awesome!

Mooshki said...

(Well, some people don't think it's awesome, but they're hoping Enty will reveal the big ones like Coke Mom, HIV+ singer or MV, and he can't really do that.)

lutefisk said...

I think it's awesome--a reveal is still a reveal--no ,mater how big or small.

Ms Cool said...

Mookshi - There had to be a reason for her to marry that corpse. Not to be even meaner, but I'd want anybody to sleep with him but me if I were his wife.

Mooshki said...

I agree, Lutefisk! I especially love the 'kindness' ones.

I agree, Ms. Cool.

jax said...

i really want to post about this,but i think Enty can do it better from alegal POV.

http://www.celebitchy.com/86394/joe_francis_threatens_to_sue_gawker_for_calling_him_a_rapist_douch_of_the_decade/

and the related article proving Joe Francis IS a rapist..
http://www.latimes.com/features/printedition/magazine/la-tm-gonewild32aug06,0,1675556,full.story

Mooshki said...

He's high up on the list of "worst people alive." Hell, he makes Jon Gosselin look respectable.

Melody said...

Hope Enty is well and back soon.

Hope Polanski is back soon and in Vêtements Oranges par Oncle Sam accessorized with leg chains.

Suspect Joe Francis is one of the sexual whackjobs and predators writing to Roman.

Mooshki said...

"He starts having fun and he realizes that most people can't keep up with him and he gets a little rough. I think it was just Joe's version of being playful and goofy," Zaitz says. "I think he was trying to bring you in closer."

That is some scary shit.

chestnut-red said...

Mooshki - Thanks for the news items.

Jadetoo - Glad you're commenting now.

joey bag-a-donuts - Cool user name. Can we infer that you are a fan of donuts?

Ms Cool said...

Holy smokes. I need a shower and mind-erase after reading that Joe Francis article. It is awful.

Mooshki said...

Um, is anyone not a fan of donuts?!!! ;)

Sporky said...

Wasn't Joey Bag-a-donuts a Seinfeld episode?

YAY! Joe Francis IS Douche o' the Decade. Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan, and Roman Polanski are all tied for 2nd.

Dorein said...

Thanks, Jax !! Happy New Year to you, too

Mooshki said...

Aww, Sporky, poor Spencer Pratt must be so sad he doesn't even make the list any more. May the same fate fall on all the others.

shakey said...

I feel violated from just reading that Joe Francis article. That is a very special kind of fucked up. I wonder what happened to him to make him this way.

jax said...

this will make you feel better...

http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local&id=3744721

Katja said...

Thanks for the update Jax!

Mooshki I don't think I can bring myself to read that Joe Francis article.

I can't wait for the 1st! Thanks for making my day nicer everyone!

joey bagadonuts said...

heehee: )
Joey Bag-A-Donuts is the name me & my brother used when we prank called my grandmother: )

Had to take out the dashes when google reset my account...apparently, they're a little funky about fake email addresses, lol: )~

linnea said...

Jax, we seem to be reading the same sources... :) I read that artible yesterday and it just made ME feel violated as well. That guy is fucked up on sooo many levels.

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