Friday, February 26, 2010

Four For Friday

#1 - This former B list television and sometime very bad movie actress who is now a C with great name recognition has had some very public drug, alcohol and other drama issues this past year. Well, I am happy to report that she is now 60 days sober. This, despite the fact that she spends all her time with a drug dealer.

#2 - This A list female pro golfer is sleeping with a married college professor.

#3 & #4- Do you have $35,000? Well, if you do and have an hour to kill, you can have sex with this former B list television actress who has a B list movie actor for a boyfriend. Well I guess he is B list. He had a chance to make A list but his above the line movies have bombed. Our actress is not even bothering to audition for acting jobs at this point. No one can understand how she maintains her lifestyle without acting. Now you know. Oh, the boyfriend doesn't care because he is just not that into women.

100 comments:

hotchacha said...

It doesn't fit all the clues but when I read #1, Kirstie Alley came to mind.

AJ said...

Excellent blinds today. No clue to any of them, I await the smart regulars to fill me in, as per usual!

Theresa said...

I'm with AJ!

It's just me! said...

#1 Locklear

Kisha said...

#1-Pammy!!!

moxy said...

damn it. 3,4 rachel bilson and hayden christensen? i hope not - i love her.

BigMama said...

moxy - damn! I think you hit it!

Liz said...

#2 Michelle Wie...

No idea about the others!

Nature Girl said...

Totally Rachel and Hayden for #3+4

Lauren said...

How many A list female Pro Golfers are there in this world?

The Zon said...

The golfer would be either Natalie Gulbis or Michelle Wie. No clue on the others.

The Zon said...

Michelle Wie does currently attend Stanford so this would be the best guess.

Ice Angel said...

#1-like the Pam Anderson guess
#2Oh Michelle...what in the world are you thinking???? You can do soooo much better!
#3/#4-don't know...I am not getting the Bilson/Chritensen guess...I don't think he is into women at all...

sunnyside1213 said...

No idea for 1, but good for her.

Rachel and Hayden were my first thought too.

Ivan said...

$35K--for one hour?!?

Maybe I'm too far away from Hollywood for that sort of math to make sense to me... I mean, what sort of extras are included?

sarah said...

How could #3 & #4 be Rachel and Hayden? Star Wars could never be count as bombs, could they? Even the bad ones made lots of money.

princessdanikam said...

for Rachel and Hayden though wouldn't it have said fiance? they are engaged aren't they?

angie said...

good guess, Moxy! Did Pam Anderson have a public issue this last year? I don't remember that.

moxy said...

enty always is commenting on how she isnt wearing her ring. i think they are supposed to be engaged but most people seem to think its a faux relationship.

he did jumper and a few others that really bombed- its not that they arent good they just werent commercially viable.

this is my thinking anyways :)

Hello it's me... said...

1) Lindsay Lohan

2)Michelle Wie

3) Rachel Bilson & Hayden Christensen

Syd said...

I agree with The Zon on the golfer. It has to be Natalie or Michelle. I can't think of any others that are A list, and very few more that are straight.

blog hopper said...

I don't believe #3,4. Maybe she gets gifts valued to be $35k, but no way people are just handing her cash for sex.

Jill said...

#1 Mischa Barton

Although the joint she was caught smoking the other week doesn't really scream sober!!!

#2, I don't know my golfers.

#3/#4 I like the Rachel/Hayden guess!

Tenley said...

I don't know about Hayden as a B list movie actor -- can he possibly be when he starred in Star Wars? Life as a House also got him nominated for it seems like everything but an Oscar and he actually won Breakthrough artist of the year or something for it. So at the least it would seem he's B+ or A- but I really don't understand the grading system, I thought the Star Wars franchise alone would have qualified him as a solid A.

Angela said...

Jumper was a hit for Hayden Christensen (a sequel is in view) but it was more about the concept than his name. I guess that "above the line" movies are the ones where his name was heavily promoted on the poster. These ones - Awake, Factory Girl - bombed beautifully.
Check recent credits for Rachel Bilson. She has done a few cameos but nothing substantial. 35,000$ is almost a bargain given how much money she must spend on foundation and mascara to look appealing.

Harriet Hellfire said...

I thought Pamela Anderson for #1 also, and as much as I don't like her, this is a good thing. I keep wondering about the "very public" issues though...that's the thing that makes me think it is not her.

Angela said...

#1 can't be Pamela Anderson: it mentions the actress got some very public drama this past year. Mischa Barton is a much better guess.
Unless was Brittany Murphy was buried next to a drug dealer.

ellapetal said...

I don't think that number 3 is Rachel and Hayden. I seem to recall hearing about how she was saving herself for marriage or something like that. Wasn't she the big guess for a BI that had her breaking up with someone because they were pressuring her for sex and she wasn't interested?

Kisha said...

I guess I was presuming the public drama for Pammy was all of her ridiculous and obviously intoxicated appearances and all of the rumors. But it is correct-no confirmed public drama, I suppose.

ellapetal said...

Sorry, I don't mean to shoot down guesses and not have an alternative. I'm generally terrible at guessing...I am thinking the Misha guess sounds good though.

p m said...

I really think #1 is LOHAN.
It totally fits, and even the tone he uses is typical for when he talks about Lindsey. Also, he's made it known a few times that she is spending time with drug dealers, like the one that robbed her.

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Tatum said...

1. Paris - Doug

Ells said...

#1 could maybe be Michelle Roderiguez. Although, her problems were several years ago, not this year.
I don't think it's Lindsey, because the way I read it, it sounds like she is mainly known for tv with only a few movies that were very bad.

p m said...

Also, Mischa's problems are not "very public" because no one really cares. she was caught smoking a joint just last week and it was worth about 2 mins of discussion. Maybe 6 days sober for her, but I don't think she has drug problems, just career problems.

white lorelei said...

I thought everyone would guess Misha for #1.

Shouldn't every blind at least have a play on words or some phrasing that would help us somehow?

I'm getting kinda frustrated that I can't figure out how to narrow any of them down.

I love trying, but I never seem to get very far.

p m said...

Darn, I totally missed the TV part... I guess that would rule LL out.

About her - I wouldn't be surprised if she was sober. A lot of people that come clean take AWHILE to look normal again. It's hard to re-learn how to live your life without substances, and even harder to learn how to deal with your emotions organically. Obviously she has drama in her life that would drive anyone a little batty, but if she can rise above the BS of her family then she could be alright.

don't hug the porcupine said...

Uh - 3 & 4 - really like Rachel Bilson & Hayden Christensen 4 this one.

Jess said...

Rachel went to a do casting http://theskinnywebsite.com/site/2010/02/rachel-bilson-spotted-in-hollywood/

Ahari said...

Rachel and Hayden, has to be, although I never got a gay vibe from him. And Rachel "saving" herself for marriage? Pffft, she said in an interview she lost her virginity at 14, and she lived with Adam before she snagged Hayden. She's so not the "angel" she'd like people to think she is.

Icecat said...

1. It has to be Micha right? Although my first though for some wierd reason was Kristin Bell/Dax Shepard.

2. Not into golf..

3&4. I'm sorry but I just cannot picuture my lil' Summer Roberts doing that. C'mon peeps let's think of someone else...Are we Sure Lilo isn't dating a B lister? j/k.... :)

Theresa said...

I'm not feeling Hayden and Rachel on this one either; she was in Chuck and How I Met Your Mother this past year, and she doesn't have an out of control lifestyle. And I def think he'd have said fiancee if it was them.

surfer said...

My only comment is for 3 & 4.

The line "he is just not that into" immediately made me think of the movie "He's Just Not That Into You." It was an ensemble cast starring Bradley Cooper (Renee Z), Kevin Connolly and Justin Long among others. All these guys have well-known girlfriends (or former ones).

Anyway, it's just a thought.

Nicole said...

Rachel was not on Chuck this past year. She was on Chuck back in 2007. She was on HIMYM in January. Other than that her jobs are very few and very far between. All she does is walk around shopping, lunching, and generally doing absolutely nothing. Which is why people wonder how it is that she maintains her lifestyle AND why she's followed around as much as she is. You would think that it was Rachel and Hayden because Hayden is not into her at all. BUT, Rachel is far from being even a B list television actress. She's a has been and I would put her as a C list working on a D. So it's a no for 3&4

lionsden said...

I hope #1 is Mischa. I have felt bad for her since the incident this summer and hope that she gets better soon.

Sean said...

$35000? I think that would be a little bit high. No vagina is worth that much. I would maybe go $700 for Rachel, a grand if anal was included

Dijea said...

I like surfer's train of thought on #3 & #4, however I would say no to Justin, because I can't see Drew giving up working.

Bradley Cooper & Renee - I would so laugh my a** off if it was them.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

How many A-list female golfers are there? It has to be Michelle Wie who, by the way, is an A-1 C-U-Next-Tuesday, according to a couple WPGA women I know.

I like the Locklear guess for #1.

fridelykke said...

I am sure #1 is indeed Lindsay. She does have quite a lot of tv work; "Another World", "Ugly Betty" and more. The drug dealer she hangs out with is probably Patrick Audenkampf.

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Finine said...

My guess for #1 is Mackenzie Phillips!

hotchacha said...

Mackenzie Phillips is a good guess for #1.

Funny Girl said...

#1 is Mischa

I think Enty was being sarcastic?

juicy said...

enty has said good things about mischa in the past, so maybe he's pulling for her, and that's why he's "happy to report" she's sober...
my immediate guess was tori spelling, however. who knows.

Selock said...

I'm with everyone on Hayden & Rachel!

(Nicole, it says she WAS a B list TV actress...doesn't define her current status. And Hayden is definitely not A-list...he was in Star Wars as a launching pad but never sealed the deal on his career...)

I have friends who have been prostitutes in big cities....they could get BIG money for what they did with no fame attached. A paparazzi-qualified amount of fame and the attached thrill is worth a lot to certain people. And there are some batshit crazy rich folk out there. Like. LOTS. I don't think this is really that out there.

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dvz said...

Are we not adults here? Even if we aren't, can we please just call a cunt a cunt? That saccharine and beyond fucking lame "C-U-Next-Tuesday" sort of thing makes me nauseous. If you are going to swear, just own it.

Anyway, that said, yes--Wie, no doubt. Sadly, I know her and she is an absolutely bitter bitch. I kind of can't blame her though, because she was expected to be the female Tiger Woods (hope she's happy that didn't work out), and she hasn't even come, dare I say, (YES I DO)...a cunt hair close to making it happen. At the rate she's going, she's probably going to sink WAY down the list in ranked female players within the next few years, probably to her relief. Annika Sörenstam she is not.

She's certainly a decent golfer, but nothing even close to what she was built up to be. As a result of her parent's sick attempts at pushing her--they make certain notable tennis star parents look like candy asses--she is angry, spoiled, undereducated, unsophisticated, and underperforming. Oh, and her parents make cunts seem like kittens.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Hayden is gay. Truth. How do I know? Cause he grew up, and went to school, in the town next to mine. I know lots of people that know him and know HE'S GAY!

Himmmm said...

"Sue Ellen" is indeed correct about Hayden being gay. EVERYbody out here knows that. My favorite story is a Z-list actor/stand-in whom I know who worked on Star Wars with Hayden who told me this story:

"Yeah I know for a fact that Hayden is gay." I said "How do you know for sure?". To wit his reply: "I knida figured it out when I looked down while he was sucking me off".

Yes, that's crass and nasty but I do not doubt that guy. Neither does half of West Hollywood.

HOWEVER, my problem is the concept of Rachel Bilson turning tricks. I personally know a coliseum full of actresses, models, singers, Playmates, and household names who have turned tricks. Most just for kicks. Or one particular dimwit blonde singer/actress/whatever who slapped on a wig (with her gay best bff) and they did that whole fantasy just for fun (with an unwitting stanger). To no surprise the "john" figured it out quickly, and it ended the fantasy (not that any of his pals would belive he just paid cash for a hookup with HER - the poor guy...NOBODY would believe him I'll wager).

I'm also personally very well aware of an awesome actress who liked to do the S&M DOM thing for kicks and income. I don't think anyone even recognized her.

But Rachel Bilson? I don't know her personally but she doesn't strike me as "the type". Just a vibe. As far as the $35k goes? That's not a big deal at all. I know Brett Ratner spent over 25% of his entire salary from his last Rush Hour flick on watching a Hollywood starlet AND her mom service him together (all the while she thought she was gonna get cast in his next flick!). ANd Ratner being a true Rat...he secretly videotaped it. I know this for a FACT.

I also know a total WASPy Ivy-League Soccer Mom type of actress who dances at an upscale titty bar for kicks, which some say she used to do in college...for kicks, not cash.

But Rachel Bilson? I'm not saying it is not (esp. since Hayden C. fits the bill). Just remember: Her "look" is of the perennial cute freash-faced perky brunette college coed. JUST LIKE Natalie Portman. Rachel's not a vamp like Ali Larter or a whip-smart wildchild like Megan Fox. And when these 60 y.o. hedge fund CEO men (and many studio or agency execs) have the $$$ to pay for play? They want that All-American cutie pie look (with the schoolgirl skirt on top of the pile - as the song goes).

So in that regard, Bilson is just another face (or T&A) in the crowd.

Then again, if she's pulling premium fees (or "donations" lol) then she may very well be revealing her identity via her "service" or madam (which would justify the $$$). Which is how both Charlene Tilton and Catherine Bach used to do it in their early 70's fresh-fame days.
Just imagine "Daisy Duke" and Burt Lancaster together (lol). Sad but true.

Then there was Victoria Principal who raked in her big bucks the same way before marrying Hailey Glassman's dipshit surgeon father.
Of course, those are only insidious rumors (wink-nudge).

So I won't say Rachel is impossible...but it would be a surprise. Guess Enty won't reveal THIS one for sure. You guys/gals are great B.I.D.s (blind-item detectives!). Enty could fill this whole site with Shannon Elizabeth, "Michelle Trachten-head", and Jamie Pressley blinds alone.

I just wish Enty would rewind time a bit to some of those uber-juicy Woody Harrelson, Ashley Judd, Melissa Gilbert, Winona Ryder, Matt McConaughey, Tiffani Thiessen, and Teri Hatcher items that could fill an encyclopedia! I myself could fill it with Melanie Griffith, Katie Cassiday, and Emily Procter escapades! There's TONS of those and most of the witnesses are still alive!

emma yardy said...

Holy fuck, Himmmmm! Well if you decide to start a blind item website, I'll subscribe lol! If not, you can always inbox me with these juicy escapades!

Goodgrief said...

I can't believe anyone would pay $35,000 for an hour of sex. If you have that kind of money to throw around, you could probably find someone for free. It is hard for me to picture Rachel B as a high priced call girl.

sunnyside1213 said...

@dvz, I am sorry, but my mother would leave her grave to kill me if I "owned" the c word. Also, I think c u next tuesday is funny.

sunnyside1213 said...

@ Himmm, do you send Enty any BIs? You should. You seem to have a wealth of juicy info.

Louise said...

1) Heather Locklear
3&4) Who is Nicolette Sheridan dating these days? I've heard rumours about this before regarding her.

Felicia said...

Yeah, folks need to get some education about the real world of prostitution. Quasi-celeb prostitution, that is. Example: Denise Roberts was a pro before and AFTER she got famous. Maybe even still be today. Only difference was she could charge more after she became famous.

Screen Actors Guild members are 98% unemployed - gotta pay the bills somehow. And for women, you mostly only get work if you agree to a casting couch scenario, anyhoo, so charging in other denominations (being paid cash for sex vs. sleeping with the casting director to get an acting job for nominal pay)works out pretty well for most Hollywood tartlets.

Mooshki said...

Go Himmmm!!! Happy weekend to us! I agree with Sunnyside - email those suckers to Enty. From the sounds of it, he could double our daily blinds! :)

Jenny said...

I still like Kirstie Alley for #1.

ms snarky said...

am i out of it? who is Denise Roberts?

Mina said...

And for women, you mostly only get work if you agree to a casting couch scenario, anyhoo, so charging in other denominations (being paid cash for sex vs. sleeping with the casting director to get an acting job for nominal pay)works out pretty well for most Hollywood tartlets.

I don't believe this. This might be true for some starlets but not for that many women as you're implying with this. Why hasn't any of those women been smart enough to tape this and sue? Don't they have any dignity?

Mina said...

I think Felicia meant Denise Richards. I read that she was one of Heidi Fleiss' girls almost a decade ago on a gossip website whose link I got through a German tv magazine. It was quite interesting because it also listed who was gay in Hollywood. Unfortunately, I didn't bookmark the link and couldn't find the site anymore. Maybe they had to take it down.

Paisley said...

For $35K, I could see a number of rich guys getting a perverse thrill on having the star of their kids favorite TV series servicing them.

Gary said...

@ Himmmmm

You're comparing Bilson to Natalie Portman.

But I keep hearing things about Portman that shatters her good girl image and if true, between the kills that image she's worked hard to manufacture completely.

So, if the Portman rumors are true, you're not doing Bilson any favors by comparing the two.

KLM said...

@Himmmm - Love it. Start blogging. I'll read...

bionic bunny! said...

nobody's mentioned tara reid for #1. she's had some very public substance embarrassments, not to mention leaving rehab for a boozy birthday party.
then there's that god-awful plastic surgery.
yeah, i'm a lousy guesser, but she was the first to pop into mind.

bionic bunny! said...

oh, and @ dvz:
i believe most of us on here agree that that is one word we find offensive.
some of us on her "own" our swear words (moi included) but i'm not going to use a word that offends my own sensibilities.

i wonder if you are the same person who slammed me years ago at the 'fish because i used "geez" on a regular basis? :)

Michelle said...

Hailey Glassmans father is named LARRY not Harry. Her parents are still married. No relationship to Victoria Principal's ex Harry Glassman.

Moriah said...

#1 Heather Locklear

Mango said...

*hugs hmmmm*

Lisa (original) said...

Michelle, I caught that too.

BionicBunny. I totally agree with you too,it's a way to use an offensive word in a humorous way. Geez, what's so wrong with that??lol

Funniest thing I read today:
"a whip-smart wildchild like Megan Fox".

Lisa (original) said...

Michelle, I caught that too.

BionicBunny. I totally agree with you too,it's a way to use an offensive word in a humorous way. Geez, what's so wrong with that??lol

Funniest thing I read today:
"a whip-smart wildchild like Megan Fox".

Mango said...

FWIW, I had to tell a new British employee that it was not appropriate to use the word "Cunt". He said, "You Americans don't swear much in the workplace", and we told him it was just because we didn't know him well and we swear WHEN CUSTOMERS/CLIENTS AREN'T AROUND!!

Himmmm said...

PART 1:

Sorry, but this is another LONG one, and my email addy is at the bottom ;-) So I'll split this into 2 or 3 parts to post it all (there's length limits on here I guess). Apologies for the bad spelling and if some dates or whatever are a little off. I’m not perfect – too lazy to spell check -and am on a plane flying to a warmer climate!

You are ALL correct about the history of Denise Richards. I cannot speak of her currently, but her past is riddled with massive drug abuse, prostitution, porn, and a chronic cycle of batshit delusional aggression whereby she'd stop at nothing to "be a star". In her egocentric quest, she has left a trail of fire in her wake of friends and business pals she has betrayed, hurt, and whose lives she's shattered without as much as a chipped nail. Cliché, but true. Charlie Sheen is her equal in all regards to hedonism, danger, debauchery, and lack of human compassion.

If you're bored and wanna see something akin to a glimpse "behind the scenes" of Ms. Richards "rise" to fame? Go rent or watch the comedy/parody film "LOADED WEAPON 1" from the early 90's. It stars Emilio Estevez, Sam Jackson, Denis Leary and a ton of others. The film was produced by Demi Moore, Bruce Willis, and his bro David.

For the second time in my life, I met Denise Richards. There in David's office. I knew I had known her from somewhere. That's when I realized she was a model/high dollar call-girl, and that film was one of her stepping stones (as soon after her "sponsor/sugar daddy" Oren Koules would pass her around to further her career). In fact, Denise got that brief 2 minute role in LOADED WEAPON because one of the producers owed her a shitpot of money for services rendered and got in trouble with his wife and gave Denise the role to square the bill with her.

From there she spread and blew her way to infamy. Likewise, most of the female cameo/featured players in most films produced by Michael Nathanson in the 80s-90s were wall-to-wall call girls - even having the studio and the film budget covering their pay!!

It's a practice as old as Hwood itself. In the golden days it was Allah Nazimova's Garden of Allah which made Sodom & Gomorrah look like Chuck E. Cheese. My uncle took several mementos from the place before it was razed, and I own a chair which F. Scott Fitzgerald sat in while writing during his stay there (including a pic of him sitting in it).

Then it was Olive Thomas and Joan Crawford's drug/porn days...and then it was Carole Landis. Wow. What a woman. If you don't know her? You owe it to yourself to discover her and her story.

CONTINUED...

Himmmm said...

PART TWO:
Carole Landis was THE most beautiful, sexy, TRAGIC, and white-hot force of nature of Hwood in the 40s. She was the inspiration for Marilyn Monroe and Raquel Welch.

She was among the first feminists in Hwood with intelligence, charm, and beauty. She was also one of the first big leading ladies to be openly bisexual in those years. Her torrid affair with novelist Jacqueline Susann inspired the legendary book VALLEY OF THE DOLLS in the 1960s. The character of ingénue pin-up Jennifer North (played in the film by Sharon Tate) is based upon Carole Landis.

She toured the world with USO to support troops while writing her own articles as a war correspondent for magazines (unheard of at the time for a Hwood bombshell). She raised millions for war bonds for the US. She also lived through deadly a malaria infection. In an era dominated by male filmmakers and writers, Carole wrote the story of FOUR JILLS IN A JEEP based on her own experiences and starred in the film with Betty Grable.

She was the Angelina Jolie of her day, but with more charisma, genius, and fortitude. Sadly...she was haunted by abuse, latent bipolar instability, and stark emotional loneliness masked behind the most breathtaking physical presence in screen history. In the end, she was hurt most by the same men to whom she had given so much - finding herself betrayed in love and business by the same men she helped to build mega-squillion dollar movie empires.

My family were very close to Carole Landis, with one of my relatives giving her that desperate first break in Hwood in the old days. She even came "back home" to live with my grandparents for a brief time. I have several letters she wrote to my relatives along with photos and mementos of her and my family from her career and life (including her original shooting script from the 1940 epic ONE MILLION BC). In the end Carole died of an improbable suicide/"accident" in 1948. She was 29 years old.

Then Hwood segued into the Ava Gardner-Marilyn Monroe era. Most are not even aware of Marilyn's last "film performance", which was a private 8mm home movie "directed" by Frank Fuckface Sinatra in a bedroom in the summer of 1962 (I think I recall it was 1962 - I could be erroneous). In order to gain leverage over Bobby & Jack Kennedy, Frank Sinatra staged a rape of Marilyn while she was semi-comatose in her bed at the CalNeva lodge, by five men (including three italians with no necks; and two black men which was scandalous at the time).

Sinatra had it filmed at photographed and kept only one copy. When confronted, Marilyn's spiral of panic went manic - as did the Kennedys and Peter Lawford. She too died from a suicide "accident" within months. Which is the main reason Joe Dimaggio despised Sinatra. Of course, he got the leverage he wanted. And the world lost another goddess. Then Hwood had it's run through the 60s-70s-80s in which dreams of being a "star" often crashed into the reality of a drug-addled, sex-obsessed industry of money and power that destroyed many innocent dreams of once decent young men and women. And as they say, "the beat goes on".

Today we have all of this and more! With the present trend of tween stars doing meth/opiates and having orgies (often facilitated by their Nickelodeon series creators...like Big Dan). It's the same song just a different harmony for each generation. And TMZ, Inside Edition, E Channel and reality TV are all there to make it all legitimate. Does anyone do a pause and "brain-check" to process the fact that our "celebs" like Kim Kardashian, Paris, Tila, etc. all got their infamy from porn? And our young kids today see this as a legit route to "fame" and fortune. Like the Spears, Lohan, and Cyrus families.
CONTINUED...

Himmmm said...

PART THREE:
At the opposite end are ladies like Liv Tyler. I got to know Liv during production of EMPIRE RECORDS in the 90s, and we were both stunned at the parade of call girls/porn stars on set. Liv, however, is NOT! In fact, she's one of the sweetest people I've been honored to call friend. But she's been haunted by bad choices and bad people.

So to answer your queries...yes, I have fed Enty some scraps and pics here and there. But I cant imagine the work that goes into making a good (lawsuit free) blind. I don't repeat it unless I can verify it (or am only 1 degree away from it). Because bottom line is that if someone wants to sue you for libel/defamation - the burden of proof is on them to prove its NOT true.

I doubt many want to take the stand to defend their history in the face of proof (like Tom Cruise and his gayness). Of course, the downside is that it allows unscrupulous liars to make it up and hurt good people too.

Even if they're not guilty of ONE vice, they may be of another and dont want that unsealed in court! So some innocents get smeared unfairly. Of course the libel laws in UK are softer. Point is - I would NOT call Denise Richards an ex-escort and psycho cokehead unless I knew it for a fact. Which I do.

I appreciate your lust for the juicy items too - hell, we're all human and much of it is fueled of that lust for the cult of celebrity...and from our own intolerance of hypocrisy. It just kills me when a snotty celeb lectures us about our choices or how to vote/live and meanwhile they are doing a tap dance in the moral wasteland of hell (like Jolie, Diaz, Kanye, Bono, Diddy). But I don't enjoy exposing celebs who may be innocent or simply have issues...I think we all do (I know I sure do).

If I had time, I'd enjoy doing some dirt exposure. But it's an art form, and Enty is a king at the craft. Me? Not. The other downside is that I do still have to "eat lunch in this town" and I wouldn't wanna jeopardize my career/income if I stepped on the wrong toes. Because some of the things I could expose would EASILY reveal my identity to the guilty parties. I've been pals with many very unique and often both self-destructive AND famous ladies. I grew up with about 50% of my life in the entertainment biz (films, music, TV) and the other 50% in normal mid-America flyover country. I have some famous people in my family which had put me in that world from an early age.

Example: My summertime babysitter used to be Wendy Wilson (Beach Boy Brian Wilson's daughter). So by virtue of circumstance and acquaintance I grew up with people in the biz. So by sharing certain stories it could reveal ME. Those revealed would quickly realise who exactly I am. Not that I'm anyone special...just that I've been in some unique situations with unique people ;-) I would never betray a pal's trust for a juicy tabloid item, which I COULD easily do (including photos/video).

Nor would I be vindictive to someone suffering with personal problems, even by their own poor choices. Which is different from someone who deserves exposure for mean, inhuman choices and shit they bring upon themselves.

Once more my apologies for another essay of rambling. Have a safe weekend and I'll pass along tidbits and pics to Enty in the future if you guys would like. Anything Enty desires to post or include is Enty's choice ;-) I'm just a gear in the big machine just trying to smile and enjoy the circus. I like Enty and enjoy you too. You are the spectrum of humanity and often reinforce my faith that we’re not all alone in our struggles, smiles, madness, and pleasure. It’s like an online summer campfire chat on LSD (lol). If you want to email me direct - you can at: 3doorBrad at gmail dot com. I didn't write it in email format to deflect spammers. Again, it's 3doorbrad (all one word) at GMAIL dot com. No, my last name isn't Arnold but we share email addys sometimes :-)

MichelleAndBack said...

Wow Hmmmm!!! Great read. You and Enty have the most similar writing style. Enjoy your vacation;)

ChasingHeaven said...

I adore you Himmmm..., mad crush going on over here for you.

I would be lying if I didn't admit that a tiny part of that crush strengthened from your confirmation that Angelina Jolie is a tap dancer in the moral wasteland of hell! Ha, I KNEW it!!

So.... What do you know about the juicy "S" blind? It's Paula Abdul, isn't it? ;)

XOXO

sunnyside1213 said...

Thanks Himmmm. That was a fun read.

C Dan said...

okay himmmmmm...

things i NEED to know, since you brought up the whole nickelodeon/Dan S. stuff first.

1. Amanda Bynes- What's up with her?

2. Tell us MORE!

Mooshki said...

I just had a gossip orgasm.

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non said...

Thanks, Himmmm, for reaffirming the Sinatra/Monroe/Lawford/Kennedy blind. I've read that one on true crime sites before...

Mina, do you think you may have read about Denise Richards here?

http://www.twodorks.com/faxes/fax-celebritygossip.htm

caydian said...

Wow Himmmmm! I not only like what you write, but how you write it. I absolutely envy *ENVY* your gift. Please don't be a stranger.

Lioness70 said...

Himmmmmmmm, love your stories. Keep them coming, if you want to!

Christina said...

I want to know himmmmm what your thoughts are on m.v. That one is still killing me!

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I told ya Hayden was gay...

Marion said...

Himmmm - that was the most fascinating read ! Hope to read you again !

Adam said...

3 and 4: Minka Kelly and Topher Grace.

KiKi said...

Hmmmmmm promise you won't be a stranger to this blog!!!!

Nina said...

wow I feel privileged to have stumbled on this blog Hmmmm- fascinating! Have a good trip

Caz1310 said...

I have just discovered this site. Oh my lord Himmmmm where have you been all my life? I knew Denise, Diaz, Jolie, Bono etc were all moral liars and as for Marilyn how long has that been denied? Adore your writing - is this the only site you contribute to? Your info carries so much more weight and interest than Ted Casablanca and all the other wannabees. Bless.