Friday, October 22, 2010

Ted C Blind Item

Lorin Sniffle-Puss has a hot bod, a really hot talent and some of the hottest headlines in Hollywood these days! What else could a svelte, beautiful rising star want?

Besides more money, that is (that's always a given with these newbie types). Nope, green ain't exactly the color of what's making Lorin get all excited and a bit bothered these days.

Actually, that shade would more accurate be described as...

Pure white, baby! And we don't mean the virginal kinda white. We're talkin' cocaine-colored, sweethearts.

Yep, if you ever wondered how Lorin (who has the most exquisite legs and bod, we must say) makes it from one damn media splash to the next, and never once looks worse for the wear doing it, well, we have the answer:

L. Sniffle-Puss is getting very fond of that little power-powder Lindsay Lohan loves to sniff whenever she can get her ass away from a judge's prying eye.

And what's funny about it is, Lorin's gotten most accustomed to doin' the snort thang while outside L.A., while performing mainly promotional stuff on the side. As if nobody will see 'cause it's outta town. Yeah, right. Nobody will notice, honey-bun.

Gotta say two things here: the hours Lorin's been given to work are so extraordinary, it's little wonder Lorin resorted to something to help pull it all off (we're certain Lorin can't be alone in the taxed cast, as far as a need for a chemical second-wind goes), and, Lorin is, so far, really expert at hiding this dangerous habit.

Not only does LSP shine all dimpled and pure-like in the press, the supple star has brilliantly gotten folks gossiping about the sex card. About this particular star, that is.

Works as an awfully nice diversion.

AND IT AIN'T: Chord Overstreet, Blake Lively, Penn Badgley

31 comments:

chopchop said...

Lea Michelle?

looserdude said...

Someone from Glee? (Every blind seems to be about someone from Glee.)

ali said...

Given the AIAs, I would say Dianna Agron (on Glee like Chord Overstreet, blond like Blake Lively, not sure the Penn Badgley connection). But she dated my friend's son in high school and seems so far from this. I hope it's not her, because if so, she's changed quite a bit.

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janele said...

Someone who has been plagued by lesbian/gay rumors ("gossiping about the sex card") as a diversion from his/her coke habit.

And could be male or female.

No clue.

Mango said...

Anna-Lynne McCord? (Except for the talent part.)

Or maybe one of those other girls on Gossip Girl?

Jenny said...

Do I detect a southern accent or a country twang in this blind? If so, it could be a clue.

__-__=__ said...

Kristen Stewart? Good one, eh??

Missjenny619 said...

I'm sure that KStew is already a blind item with Ted.

bflogurl said...

Megan Fox

bitterella said...

I second the Megan Fox guess.

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xoApril said...

Taylor Momsen?

jess said...

My first thoughts were Amanda Seyfried and Emma Stone (who's been losing a lot of weight) but I hope it's not her.

emailchallenged said...

taylor momsense (sp) from gossip girl, he gives other no's to other cast, also she was in a magazine lately talking about porn and sex. plus she does music and tv. that's my guess anyways.

Jamie's Girl said...

I find it interesting that Ted goes out of his way, to leave off the GENDER of this BV.

RenoBlondee said...

Ted said on his Twitter last night that this is a Glee blind for sure, so it's either Dianna or Lea I would think.

Ice Angel said...

...and then my head exploded....thanks Ted.

selenakyle said...

Aww, man. I thought I had one here, finally, by guessing Blake Lively...until I saw the Ain'ts. Dang!

*going back to think some more*

Hordaz1_01 said...

Zoe Saldana

RocketQueen said...

I think Lea Michelle. She was already outed as Pat Poisonpuss, which means she gets a new moniker from Ted. It's true Ted doesn't mention male/female, the adjectives seem to suggest a female.

Danielle said...

It's Megan Fox. Especially because of the way he used "Green" (her husband). Lets not forget she's skinny enough to fit in her 9 yr old step-son's t-shirts.

RocketQueen said...

K so apparently 13 hours before this went up, Ted posted on Twitter that the next Blind Item would be Glee-related. Narrows it down considerably!

Green Wave Gal said...

What about the girl who plays Santana on Glee? She was supposedly dating Mark Salling (the Penn/Blake connection).

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Bubbles said...

I agree the adjectives tend to lean towards this being a female unless men are now describe as "svelte" and "supple".

janele said...

Now that it's been revealed to be a "Glee" clue, it has to be Matthew Morrison.

Ted *usually* (with some notable exceptions) likes to make the syllables of the names of his BIs match the syllables of the real name.

Lorin Sniffle-Puss; Matthew Morrison (5 syllables)

"hot bod": There was a pic of a bare-chested MM with six-pack abs on a beach

"hot talent": singing and acting

"dimpled": MM has dimples

"gossiping about the sex card": many people (even on this site) have wondered if he's gay

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Def someone from Glee as Ted tweeted the day before that he had a Glee blind vice coming the next day.

Lea Michele definitely lost some weight between seasons one and two.

sunnyside1213 said...

Lea Michele sounds right to me.