Thursday, September 15, 2011

BuzzFoto Blind Item

We have a source that works in a high-fashion store in Beverly Hills that told us when this D list model/reality star shopped in their store, she had such terrible gas that several customers complained about the smell and sound- on two separate occasions! The employees, who are trained to be professional and discreet, struggled not to laugh or say anything. They claim the star walked around relieving herself loudly and at first they thought it might be a stunt or a joke. Since she’s been in the store twice, they now know differently and have decided to breathe into a handkerchief the next time she shops.

19 comments:

Bnl1016 said...

this is just stupid. and lol-able. but i'd love it if it was adrienne curry.

Tempestuous Grape said...

It's probably just from raw foods or some crazy diet.

MISCH said...

Camille Grammer....she has a bowel issue

Ida Blankenship said...

Obviously, I think this is fake, but at least it's a lighthearted blind involving cropdusting, as opposed to abortion/child abuse/etc. BuzzFoto babysteps?

I was buying cat litter yesterday and some flatulent memaw walked by, picked out a few cans of Friskies, and *totally* blasted me. As IF I wouldn't notice.

Sarah Ward said...

Has to be Adrianne Curry from American's Next Top Model...

MISCH said...

We have a bookstore here in New York, downtown big privately owed...that about says which one..
Well all the unwashed hang out there....do a little sink shower in the bathroom...and yes pass gas....
It used to be Tower Records but since they're gone they
have moved onto the bookstore....
We have a very large number of homeless here...and it seems to be growing...very sad.

Unknown said...

Apparently the training to make the shop assistant "professional and discreet" was an epic fail then?

Patty said...

Mrs Peter Brady

Sylvia said...

I was thinking Janice Dickinson??

MadLyb said...

If the staff had truly been professional and discreet, they would've sprayed some Shalimar now and then to mask the smell and perhaps turned up the music enough to mask the sound. And they wouldn't have breathed a word of it to anyone.

MadLyb said...

Oh - and I agree with the Adrienne Curry guess. She could care less. I don't think Camille Grammar would be caught dead farting, LOL.

Rita said...

Ah, a funny thing happened to my ex who was a body-builder. Forgive me if I post something personal, but I've got to share.

This guy was on a high-protein diet, with the supplements, the shakes, the can of tuna every 2 hours. He was nicely built, but really a bore, talks about his exercising and diet ALL the time.

So this diet made him very flatulent. Or fluent in British as he would so cheaply puts it. I never witnessed it first hand, because of my ADD for self-absorbed muscle heads, I did not spend enough time around him to hear or smell, well honestly, I heard from everyone including him. I meant the stories of his continuous farting.

Well one day (he used to work in a men's store situated on the first floor of a shopping mall), he went up one floor early in the morning to get coffee. It was early, before the stores opened so the mall was quite empty. There he was on the escalator, all 6 feet 3 inches of his muscled self all alone. When suddenly, you guessed, he felt a big one coming; So he looked around him, and saw no one, of course, he let'er rip. And rip. And apparently, rip very loud.

All of a sudden, he feels a tap on his lower back, he looks around, no one, then back again and down, and to his absolute horror, he realizes that he ripped it right in the face of this poor little old lady who was on the escalator right behind him.

No amount of apology shut the old bird up. She followed him around for 10 minutes yelling and cussing him.

Sorry, had to share.

crila16 said...

Lindsay's sister?

weezy said...

I would have said Camille too, but I agree that she would only *hire* someone to pass gas for her.Also I wouldn't call her a model.

Sherry said...

@Rita - funniest story ever!

Cantara Christopher said...

I know which bookstore you mean, MISCH. Its initials are HW. Did a reading there once.

blankprincess said...

CoCo!

http://www.dlisted.com/2011/07/19/coco-bikini-miami-beach

Rita said...

Sherry - I feel really bad for posting this here, but I just could not resist!

Lelaina Pierce said...

LOL @ "cropdusting". I feel like this happens to me a lot with little old ladies. I'm always a) incredulous that they do it with no apparent care in the world b) worried that someone else passing by will think it's me! So I usually walk away VERY quickly.

I have no guesses but....stars. They pass gas! Just like us!