Monday, October 31, 2011

Michael Lohan Will Be Arrested If He Shows Up In New York


Michael Lohan is having a bad week. He has been arrested twice; threatened with a third time; cannot bail himself out of jail; battered his body jumping from the third floor of a building while trying to escape the police; been served by Dina Lohan for failure to pay child support; and has been told that if he shows up in New York he will be arrested for failure to pay child support on that other child he had when he was still married to Dina, but maybe or maybe not on a break. You know, the kid that shows up in the news every so often.


Instead of trying to get out of jail, you would think that Michael would relish the opportunity to take a break from all the drama that is on the outside, plus you just know that his fellow prisoners are probably huge fans of the Michael Lohan mesh shirt collection. I mean these guys are his core customers.

15 comments:

selenakyle said...

Enty, YOU should be arrested if you ever post this Ick Nast photo ever again!!!

Anonymous said...

And yet he won't be arrested for wearing a mesh shirt and cowboy boots. Weird world.

Tempestuous Grape said...

Wow, sexxxy outfit!! Yikes.

Jenny said...

We all know that none of it was his fault! There are people out to get him only because he is infamous ... sorry, "famous".

Bit dams said...

sexy beast! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

__-__=__ said...

Let this be a lesson to anyone who decides to breed. That pic needs to be in every sex education class in the WORLD!

Anonymous said...

Gross. Why is this guy getting any press?

Rita said...

The most disturbing about this?

That Kate person whatever keeps taking him back for more!

Lock him up, throw away the key. Forever please. Enough of that crap of becoming a minister or a preacher and ridiculing people with true faith and calling.

SusanB said...

Between this idiot and the Kim K. divorce it's the funniest Halloween in years!

Maja With a J said...

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO, not the mesh shirt picture!!!!

Momster said...

If Enty had a photo hall of fame, this would certainly be front and center.

Emily Maynard said...

What does he do for a living? I can't imagine hes getting any money off of Lindsey like Dina is..

MadLyb said...

I do NOT want to see Michael Lohan's man nipples ever, ever, ever again as long as I live. He should be arrested for wearing that shirt. Shame on you Enty - you owe me a new lunch!

ardleighstreet said...

OK so that photo is the Trick of Halloween. The Treat better be a shirtless Hugh Jackman or Joe Manganiello!!!

Lelaina Pierce said...

@Momster - This one and the one of LL on kneeling on the ground.

I don't understand why Kate M. keeps going back to him either, but obviously they have a very abusive, dysfunctional relationship.

What does ML actually DO to earn income? Besides sell stories about his family members?

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