Friday, November 25, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

Charlotte "Chuck" Finger-Dingle is young, ├╝ber-gorge and has H'wood by the family jewels (metaphorically speakin', at least).

See, Chuck is still relatively fresh to the scene but she's managed to nab some of the splashiest flicks served up by the biggest studios and has certainly caught the eye of Tinseltown—and all the eligible bachelors in it too.

But all that steamy hetero chemistry Chuck has onscreen stay strictly in celluloid, ‘cause Chuck has a taste for...

The ladies, of course.

Chuck has sparked her fair share of rumored romances with T-town's hottest fellas (more than a fair share of which are also members of the Blind Vice Hall of Fame), but when it comes down to whose bed she's hopping in and out of, Charlotte prefers her lovers strictly chick.

Which isn't to say Chuck gets lonely during those long months on location.

Oh no, Chuck—with her fashionista figure and cheekbones to kill for—has plenty of ladies lustin' after her as well and makes sure to pluck only the hottest babe from the crowd to keep her, well, "entertained."

So while the tabloids plaster their covers with snapshots of Chuck and her ab-tastic male costars, the real juicy scandal is going on behind the scene where CF-D is getting hot and heavy with one lucky gal or another.

And her usual same-sex selection? Women with power—ya know, like directors or producers or any broad who's calling the shots.

How friggin' hot is that? Keep it up, Chuck, ‘cause even if you don't win an Oscar, you're certainly one of our new fave Vicers.

AND IT AIN'T: Ashley Greene, Lily Collins, Lea Michele

49 comments:

farmgirl said...

Oh K Stew!

Rita said...

Olivia Wilde?

bflogurl said...

Blake lively?

Dishtlk said...

There's a girl that was on TMZ last week and they were talking about it's pretty much common knowledge that she likes girls but identifies as Bi. I wanna say Jennifer something... she was blonde and STUNNING! I don't really swing that way but she'd be tempting...

stephenk said...

Dishtlk i think you're talking about Jennifer Lawrence... which is an excellent guess!

Rose said...

Why is he so obsessed who is gay in Hollywood? I don't understand why he still has a column when it's the same gibberish every week.

Dishtlk said...

Yes!! That's it! If I'm right she was in Winter's Bone and she's def poised to have a great career.

I do agree that Ted C is always the same and so long winded... but I'm wearing a little smirk cuz I think this is the first time I have decoded it!

Beth said...

Jennifer Lawrence was the first person I thought of, but does she fit?

The only romance that has been rumored is the one with Nicholas Hoult.

Are her Hunger Games co-stars abtastic?

Beth said...

Olivia Wilde seems like a better fit. She's been around a while, but her movie career has only taken off in the last year or so.

Actually, Jennifer Lawrence has been around a while too. (She was a child actor.) Likewise, her film career has only taken off in the past year.

Sean said...

Amber Heard fits most of this...except she is openly gay.

Renoblondee said...

Emma Stone?

Rose said...

Wasn't Jennifer Lawrence the guess for the blind that a young actress on the set of Hunger games was getting really close with an older guy on set that was married or in a relationship. The young actress was seeing someone else as well and they spent all their time in a trailer. Hunger Games might have been a guess as well. I can't remember if the movie was listed in the blind.

timebob said...

@Rose yes that was a blind item about a young actress that was having an affair with her costar but the actor was married with a child. She thought it was true love, he was just wasting time until the movie was over. He wasn't leaving his wife fo her.

Jennifer Lawrence was a popular guessed but also Levin Rambin and the actor being Wes Bentley who recently remarried and has a son.

MISCH said...

Kristen Stewart..for sure.

Renoblondee said...

Kristen already has a BV

bflogurl said...

Still sticking with Blake as "Chuck" is a guys name too.....

Buckwald VonSnide said...

Blake already has a vice -- does Veronica Bee Stings ring a bell? I think this is Olivia Wilde, personally.

SkittleKitty said...

Rooney Mara might be another option (?).

RocketQueen said...

Blake is definitely Veronica Bee Stings.

I like Olivia Wild for this, too....she constantly seen with male date after date and has crazy cheekbones.

misspoppypants said...

OMG, I have ADD and can never decode this guy's super cutesy nicknames to keep them straight long enough to figure out wtf he is talking about. So thanks, people, because I read your translations and get a kick out of them! :)

Leo by day said...

I agree with Blake, only because I can't recall many magazine covers with Olivia Wilde and a significant other. Blake on the other hand...
But based on the physical description he is giving ( cheekbones) it describes Wilde better. But sorry K. Stewart's converse does not a fashionista make.

Jaiden_S said...

@Rose - That ended up being Ann Hathaway and Christian Bale.

I like the Jennifer Lawrence guess for this one.

pomme said...

the 3 "It ain't" girls are young and brunette

but my guess was Emma Stone (just because!)

OT: i'm tired of Ted C's Gay blind vices

Henriette said...

This is Kristen Stewart for sure! She is so dikey, and fake with her co-star. She also worked with Jodie Foster, a powerful woman.

pomme said...

@Henriette: Kristen Stewart yet has her own blind vice(since a long time)

tmpr said...

Emma Stone. And while some may think it's boring that Ted often does blind vices about closeted celebs, for us of the gay persuasion, it's fascinating to think how many of these celebs really are closeted. No one can deny there is a huge problem with the closet in hollywood. Recently, just before he came out, I had someone telling me I was crazy for thinking Zachary Quinto was gay.

So it may be boring to you, but it seems like he's doing something important to me, in a way.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Let's face it, about the only "vices" anyone is going to care about is gay affairs, straight affairs, unplanned pregnancies and drugs.

iheartjacksparrow said...

@tmpr

I think Zachary Quinto more or less had to "come out" since his character on American Horror Story is gay.

Dishtlk said...

@tmpr i think more than anything people just wish Ted would mix things up a little bit. Throw some other juice in with these stories, it just seems like he has a one track mind. I do whole heartedly agree with you when you say there is, "a huge problem with the closet in Hollywood."
And any one thinking you were crazy for saying Quinto was gay, has some of the worlds worst gaaydar.

Mooshki said...

Dishtlk, the gal on TMZ was Amber Heard.

Colleen said...

I immediately thought of Emma Stone when reading this. She's been linked with Ryan Gosling and Andrew Garfield.

Prairie Prima Donna said...

At first I totally thought Blake, but I am liking Olivia Wilde now, too. She seems a little more believable for this.

Dolly72 said...

Emma Stone...abtastic co star, Ryna Gosling! It's like he's photoshopped...lol:)

FS said...

I don't see why Zach Quinto had to come out just because he was playing a gay character on a show. The guy on Modern Family is straight and plays a gay guy, what's the connection?

Who ever said that Anne Hathaway and Christian Bale was the answer for that blind about a movie set romance?

This sound like Olivia Wilde to me. I don't think of cheekbones when I think of Emma Stone.

Dolly72 said...

I just can't see it being Olivia Wilde, as she was married to the son of a prince for the last 8 years. They just split in the spring??

Ice Angel said...

OK..Jennifer Lawrence is starring in a Jodie Foster directd movied titled "The Beaver." I'm sold on this answer.

Rita said...

This is why I thought it was Olivia Wilde: ..."So while tabloids plaster their covers with snapshots of Chuck and her ab-tastic male costars"....

This popped into my head from Lainey Gossip:

http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Celebrity/20827/Details/20251/Olivia-Wilde-and-Bradley-Cooper-hook-up-in-New-York-25may11

All these that were linked to Olivia over the summer, or most, have blind vice monikers with Ted
and are definitely ab-tastic: Jake Gyllenhal, Bradley Cooper, Justin Timberlake.

Henriette said...

@pomme
Yeah, but Ted has been known to change names of his blind vices.

Char said...

Henriette - no he doesn't. The only time someone gets a new blind vice is when their old one has been officially revealed.

trollslayer said...

Rooney Mara is far from gorgeous, and Jennifer is cute, but not nearly half as good-looking as Olivia. And Jennifer hasn't been linked to the people Olivia has -- Bradley, Ryan, Justin, etc.

She's a guess for nearly every other blind, so it stands to reason that Ted would finally give her one of her own.

littlemanwhatnow said...

I like K Stew but what about our favorite Jessica Biel! I seriously think she is gay. I saw amber heard at the grocery store last night and HOLLER She could make me gay. Hot hot hot MEOW!

Dandelion said...

I think this is Emma Stone for sure. She is one of the hottest acctresses in Hollywood right now and every co-star she has been linked to is gay. Have you seen the pictures of her and Andrew Garfield? There is no way they are a real couple.

Sherry said...

@Tmpr..I am with the others that it would be nice if the blinds weren't all about someone being gay but I am like you and fascinated by it. That being said this was one of Ted's least incomprensible blinds. My first thought was Blake Lively but I do not think she's a lesbian. I think she's a star fucker and climber but not a cl*t licker.

figgy said...

I would LOVE it if this were Emma Stone. Just cuz I love her, and she'd be even more appealing--less typical young Hollywood actress, I guess--as a lesbian.

RenoBlondee said...

I was wrong.
It's not Emma Stone.
Ted notted her today saying she's NOT a BV star.

Unknown said...

Charleze Theron

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UNOG News said...

Emma stone is in bed with sean penn these days, hope if doesn't last though

UNOG News said...

It is Jennifer Lawrence, looks pretty chucky to me in the pictures where she has short hair on google. Weird smile