Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today.


That Scientology stop smoking course is a real winner isn't it? Getting caught smoking in public and shaming Scientology means extra auditing for Kirstie Alley.
Also enjoying a cigarette is Jar Jar Binks, played here by Eva Mendes.
Miranda Kerr keeping warm in New York.
Does it look the same way to you as it does to me? Is Nicole Beharie going for the brush pass of Michael Fassbender's peen?
Oscar De La Hoya visited a Boys & Girls Club in Burbank yesterday. He then modeled the free lingerie he brought them.
Reese Witherspoon back jogging again after being hit by a car. I think I would stick to the treadmill.
Shannon Elizabeth has a new perfume. "Eau de out of work actor unless American Pie movies are made."
Bill Maher gets cozy with Thora Birch. Be careful Bill, her dad likes to watch.
My kind of Thanksgiving. Booze and turkey and a strange woman holding a belt for my fat pants.
Selena Gomez has yet to learn the first rule of concert attending. You don't wear the shirt of the band you are going to see. That is James Taylor on the right. I'm assuming you know who the person is in the middle, and if you don't, please tell me why it took you so long to invade our planet.
Meanwhile, this morning in New York, Usher and The Biebs performed on Today to a crowd of adoring 8 year olds.

26 comments:

parissucksliterally said...

I am so glad Kirstie went back to brunette! I hated that blonde hair on her.

MISCH said...

Eva looks awful...not a great photo.

trouble bubble said...

I thought for a second that the woman with the belt was Jlo :)

Texshan said...

I would go for the full-on grab of the Fassbender's equipment. Swoon!
I cannot tolerate The Biebs, but I saw the Macy's Thanksgiving sale commercial this morning with him in it and it's pretty funny -- but not because of anything he does, obviously.
That woman with the belt? She ate almost six pounds of turkey in 10 minutes. Gross.
Not an Eva Mendes fan. At all. Is she trying to look like Amy Winehouse here? And WTF is going on with her left leg?
Love Miranda and her baby. Too cute!
Kirstie, stop telling everyone you are a size 8. No one believes you. And smoking ages you more than anything else, missy.
Bill Maher is hideous. That is all.

RocketQueen said...

I don't understand that rule about not wearing a shirt of the band you're seeing!! I've heard that several times but it just doesn't make sense to me. Why WOULDN'T you want to proudly display you're a fan and already have some of their merch?

Was Birch's hairline always that high?

Mendex should play Winehouse in the story of her life.

RocketQueen said...

*Mendes

karen said...

I'm asking myself what that Bieber is going to do to make that transition from child star with pre-schoolers as fans to a more adult audience? Will he strip naked and leak videos showing him abusing drugs like his female counterparts or will he start singing about bitches and hos to make himself look more 'manly'?

RenoBlondee said...

This post cracked me up. Great comments!
It's a hard, hard thing, probably one of the hardest things I've ever done, to quit smoking.
I don't throw shade at anyone that smokes. I totally understand.
I'd take it back up if it wasn't so hideous for my health and looks, and so expensive.
4 years now and counting!

mikey said...

^^ RenoBlondee - I'm an ex-smoker too, and I miss a cigarette now and then. I understand smokers and I do miss it sometimes.

Laura said...

what's that Thora birch comment about?? :(

The Black Cat said...

Laura, I think that was a reveal. I recall a blind about a young stars parent

Aly said...

Thora dear. No need to worry. And don't bother calling Popos.You are the wrong color for Bill. Anyone having him for supper tomorrow should now that he likes to eat the dark meat.

Amartel said...

Maybe it's one of those e-cigs? Hope so. Quitting is tough. Not quitting is worse, ultimately. Bill Maher is a pimple.

msgirl said...

Yes a reveal of Thora Birch! Thank you Eny!

Baby Flynn and parents are now my favorite celebrity family, that is a very cool baby. And those cheeks, can't resist!

HighPriestess420 said...

Well now the Thora comment isn't necessarily a reveal... I know there was a blind a while back about a creepy dad that was ::cough:: involved w/ his daughter. However, I think this is in reference to the time she was filming a sex scene and her (ex porn star) father demanded to watch and gave her a thumbs up. He also got her fired from the stage version of Dracula because he physically threatened an actor who 'stroked' her back. It was a stage instruction, and he freaked out saying it wasn't necessary. here.

Maja With a J said...

There is only one exception to the "don't wear the t-shirt" rule, and that is for Iron Maiden. I would say it's OK to wear the t-shirt of the band you're seeing if it's a REALLY OLD t-shirt and the band has been around for a long time. The worst is people who buy t-shirts at the concert and the puts it on right there. Tryhards! *L*

Sherry said...

Not sure who Nicole Beharie and the angle isn't so great but she appears to be quite lovely!

For all of you who have quit smoking you have my utmost respect. I am still a smoker but too embarassed to do it in public so still not sure why a celeb would do it. Being in NorCal you get the MAJOR side eye and the shame and humiliation isn't worth it. Hasn't been enough to make me stop but it's getting there. I promise.(She says as she coughs horribly.)

Snakeoiler said...

I don't think Bill Maher would mind--just so long as she doesn't want to keep the leased Bentley.

Robert said...

That Bieber is quite the babe magnet, isn't he?

brendalove@gmail.com said...

BIEBER BIEBER BIEBER!!!!! Somebody.....MAKE IT STOP!

Sean said...

Wild Turkey 81? Wtf? Why would you buy that Wild Turkey is meant to be 101 proof.

And Maher and Birch are back together again? Or they never broke up? Weird combo.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Maja but I'll go further than Iron Maiden, I'll say any reputable artist or band. But Taylor Swift? Nah, there's no cred there so wear her stuff.

You don't wear an Iron Maiden t-shirt to their concert because it covers your bikini and then you look skanky looking like you're just wearing a t-shirt and boots. Oh wait....

(I've seen both those outfits at an Iron Maiden concert.)

Are those really Eva's thighs? Please tell me they are, my self-esteem wants that so bad.

ForSure said...

The rule is that you don't buy the tshirt at the concert and put it on right away. Duh, we're all here at the concert with you, we know that you're here too. There is no rule against wearing a band tshirt from a previous tour or even from the fan club collection. There is a 'weather' exception to that rule, if you are at an outdoor venue you are allowed to wear the sweatshirt/hoodie right away if the weather gets cold.

I've seen that Eva Mendes picture elsewhere. She is actually playing Amy Winehouse or a Winehouse type character in some movie right now.

kathrynnova said...

people smoke cigarettes. get over it enty

mikey said...

@Sherry - I ended up quitting because I couldn't smoke anywhere except in my own backyard. Try the patch and really follow the directions. It worked for me and I still love the smell of someone smoking.

Lelaina Pierce said...

I don't get tshirt thing either. My friend (music snob) was horrified when I said I was gonna wear a concert tee too see one of our favorite bands.

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