Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Apparently I Am Jenny McCarthy's Perfect Date


Every few months, some really incredible looking actress or model will say something to the effect of, "I would love to date an average guy," or "I would have no problem dating a bald, fat guy." Although they might say this, I have yet to see it put into any actual kind of practice. Sure, there are times where you see a couple and you wonder how that one happened and then you snap your fingers and say, "money." For the most part though you don't see a couple with someone hot and someone not. Jenny McCarthy told Access Hollywood, "I don't care if they have a big nose. I don't care if they are bald. I just want someone really sweet." Uh huh. Throw in an extra 150 pounds over an ideal weight and you pretty much nailed it right on the head for me. Am I picking her up or are we just meeting at the buffet? The thing is, she says this so guys like me think we have a chance so we like her more. The thing is she has never dated a guy like me and never will. It is just a big tease. Kind of like turkey bacon.

20 comments:

Danielle said...

Completely off topic but she doesn't look so rediculous anymore did she have her cheek implants taken out? I hope so.

theinternetbully said...

oscar meyer makes an amazing turkey bacon. I will never go back!!!

Rita said...

The thing is, guys like you buy her magazine/Playboy covers.

And that Enty, is the honest truth. Like John Stamos saying he wants to date a simple girl. Then of course you seeing with supermodels.

timebob said...

off topic but Jeremy Renner just came out in Details magazine as.... Straight?

MontanaMarriott said...

Well she did date average looking Jim Carrey but then again he is much wealthier than her

Aly said...

Come on Enty. You look plenty fuckable on your IMDB photo. I'd do you faster than you could spit out "Haggen-Dazs"

parissucksliterally said...

I still don't understand why she was at the AMAs.

RenoBlondee said...

She's an idiot.

Amartel said...

Go for it!

Susan said...

I tried liking this one, but I just can't. She should have stuck with Jim Carrey.

RocketQueen said...

I don't think Jim Carrey would have been that easy to deal with, actually. Dude is all over the place.

We get it Aly, you think Enty is Chunk from the Goonies. We get it.

figgy said...

Are those sweat stains under her arms? Please tell me they are.

EmEyeKay said...

Turkey bacon rocks. Always some in my fridge.

I SO don't care about Jenny McCarthy. Came to the comments for the bacon.

The Black Cat said...

I like her but she strikes me as high maintainence. She should stick to average but nice guys because they will be the only ones that might put up with that

Texshan said...

Nice pit stains, stupid. This one infuriates me with her anti-vaccine crap.

__-__=__ said...

I thought she was dating a Russian guy, like Naomi Campbell??

lutefisk said...

I thought she was Nicole Kidman.

Bit dams said...

i can see her dating a fat, bald guy. remember when she met that "actor" from the pirate show at treasure island hotel in vegas and moved in w/ him like 2 weeks late? she would totally give an average guy a go. problem w/ her is that she wants a quick fix for everything. zero thought into her romantic life.

Henriette said...

I can't stand this broad for a host of reasons. Did anyone read her book about her pregnancy? She came off as a total b*tch to me. Especially to her husband, now ex, while she was pregnant.

Enty is right, she would never date him unless he was rich. I mean REALLY in the dough.

What bothers me most about this broad is how unfunny she is! She tries WAY to hard to be funny, and it comes off forced. Someone should have explained that to her a while ago.

Anonymous said...

re: timebob apparently not. he'll do a Zachary Quinto sooner or later after he's done promoting his new movie with the world's biggest closet case.

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